Thursday, July 3, 2008

Modest MouseMormon


Click here if you don't want any of your females looking slutty. Left: "Teen Vest Dress." Guess what the material is? Polyester, of course. Also note that in their universe, "pants" don't exist. Boys (& only boys) wear "trousers."

For variety? It's the "Teen Princess Dress" (above right). 100% polyester? Of course!!

2 comments:

Glennis said...

Let me counter with Trashy Diva

As long as we're trading dress patterns...

M. Bouffant said...

A Disappointed Editor Replies:

We were hoping for something a bit naughtier, w/ a name like that.