These two clowns were trying to scare an F.B.I. Special Agent? Really? Marley didn't go nearly far enough.Shoot the sheriff & all his damned deputies, & track down all the chump-ass suckers who voted for now-convicted felon/former Sheriff Lee Baca & send 'em to an education camp.
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Scott Gordon / NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth:
FBI: Frisco Hospice Owner Directed Nurses to Overdose Patients — “You need to make this patient go bye-bye,” executive is quoted as saying — The owner of a North Texas medical company regularly directed nurses to give hospice patients overdoses of drugs such as morphine to speed …Discussion:Drew Salisbury / Death and Taxes: Hospice owner allegeldy told nurses to overdose patients to increase profitsArturo Garcia / Raw Story: Texas healthcare company owner ordered nurses to overdose hospice patients: FBI
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Monday, March 28, 2016
The next day an undercover Garden Grove police officer posing as a minor under 14 communicated with Hong and was subsequently arrested.
J'accuse!Plus which, two crimes, new to us, of which one may be accused: "Traveling", & "speaking to dancers at a talent show":
Hong was accused of traveling from Vietnam and visiting Orange County and Atlanta, Georgia.
On March 20, Hong was accused of speaking to dancers at a talent show held at a radio station in Huntington Beach, telling dancers he was hosting auditions for a video project.Such sloppy typing should damn well be criminal, however.
|G'wan, buy one.|
Hi again. Looks like you’re still using an ad blocker. Please turn it off in order to continue into Forbes' ad-light experience.No. Fucking. Way. "Ad-light", revulsion-heavy.
Not that we ever thought there were that many agents involved, although our "email
Oh, just fuck the whole thing:
Was this some goddamn hoax or did the U.A.E. Nazis censor it? Fuck it all either damn way!
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Last Damn Update: Did too happen! See?
|I can't even. Alas (or not) the site is like the driven snow*.|
*No, now it works. Thanks for expensive nothing, TimeWarnerCable.
A gun store owner is being credited with possibly stopping a mass shooting at Ohio University after he refused to sell a gun to a man who passed a background check, CNN reported on Sunday.Since when are a man's Second Amendment rights anyone else's damn business?
Note To The Seven Billion Sheep Ruining The Planet For Me & My Fellow AnimalsStay the hell of my way if you know what's good for you, lumps of undifferentiated tissue. Judging from your pathetically self-destructive behavior across the planet, however, you neither know nor care, so whatever. This has been your first & only warning.
Didn't Bother Me 'Cause I Was Still Alive
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Saturday, March 26, 2016
No one can save this benighted nation from itself, cretinous dupe.
This Man Can Save Us From Trump—and Clinton
Gettin' a little tingle up your leg there? Two words: Eisen. Hower.He’s retired Marine General James Mattis. He’s an extraordinary American. Yes, it’s a longshot. But he is exactly what we need.
Alright, more words:
No damn idea* who typist/apparent cult member John Noonan is (beyond another probably Irish loser) or what his agenda may be (Possible clue: "The presumptive Democratic nominee is a hair away from federal indictment." Keep dreaming, doofus.) but what the fuck-tuck-tucking hell?So who better than retired Marine General James Mattis?
Mattis is a battle hardened warrior, renowned for his humble leadership style and aggressive pursuit of America’s enemies. Nicknamed the “Warrior Monk,” Mattis is something of a cult figure in the Marines. One such tale had the general relieving a young Marine captain of sentry duty on Christmas Day, taking up the post himself so the young officer could be with his family. He’s known for his excellence in both the arts of combat and diplomacy alike. Mattis led the First Marine Division in an aggressive thrust into the Euphrates River Valley in 2003, but also skillfully managed the kaleidoscope of conflicting diplomatic relationships as Commander of U.S. Central Command.
He neuters both party frontrunners’ perceived strengths. Trump’s faux-tough guy act would crumble when met with an actual warrior, and Hillary Clinton’s foreign policy chops would seem like an 100-level International Relations course next to Mattis’s experience and expertise.
*John Noonan is former National Security Advisor to Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney. Hah! Absolutely correct about the loser part.
Also in national existence/independence: 45th anniv. of Bangla Desh disassociating from Pakistan today. A parade (and we'd be remiss not to ask why, if they love their former nation so damn much, they don't just go right the fuck back there) will happen locally, of which no photographs will appear here, the Web of Evil camera having drowned in a gallon of milk, & the Web of Evil cheap crummy Reagan-'phone being so cheap & crummy Windows 10 won't even recognize it's plugged into the Web of Evil devil-box. Time to revolt against lousy technology & those who perpetuate it!!
Friday, March 25, 2016
The Real America(s)Always like these. This one's based on gun fetishism.quick read, actual thing. Shorter: Where you live is a shithole, & why.
Get Away, Distractions!Science backs us again:
It's True: Smart People Would Prefer You Went Away
Mothers & OthersThe exterior bears little resemblance to what we saw 40+(!) yrs. ago. There sure as hell wasn't a rooftop tennis court. Plus which. Further links at both links.
Supes v. BatsFrom me, who is a yr. or three more wretched than we, & has a take on it. Only skimmed so far, but we're inclined to agree, & it's not as if we really give a flying fuck at a rolling dough-nut about the whole thing. Previous disputes between the two characters may be observed here.
Gee-ziz, That Sucks. I Am Sorry Beyond Expression.That's for all the corpses who've crossed the iNternet radar recently, & especially for Dan Hicks (& His Hot Licks) whose 6 February death hadn't crossed our iNternet radar until quite recently. Not previously familiar w/ this one, but I like the picture.
Ben Carson says he’s rubbing off on Donald Trump ...Alright, thank you POLITICO, & we are reading no further.
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Whitman made it to the third round of the Division III tournament before losing 99-73 to the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota.Go
The Whitman sports team are called the Missionaries. It is a natural name since the college (not to be confused with Whitworth College in Spokane or Whittier College in California) was named after missionaries Marcus and Narcissa Whitman. This was a nickname which implied to me, at least, passivity; and it gave the impression that Whitman, a nonsectarian school, was church-related. I did some checking and learned that the “Missionaries” name, although used for many years, apparently had never been officially adopted by the Whitman student body. This was enough of an opening for me to start promoting a “Shockers” nickname for the teams. Walla Walla is wheat growing country, and the Shockers (short for Wheat Shocker) seemed appropriate. I started using the Shockers name in my SID work, which dismayed some at the college and amused others. But as soon as I left the college for a new job in Oregon, use of the Shocker name was discontinued at Whitman CollegeHadn't heard the full story. Could've sworn they were the Fighting Missionaries during my three semesters. (Could've been anything if the name wasn't official.) Although, considering that missionaries Marcus & Narcissa & the rest of their mission were massacred good in 1847 by the local residents, the Cayuse, "fighting" might not have been the best choice.
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
In Buenos Aires, Obama says he'd like Americans to have greater awareness of world outside our borders. Notes poor foreign language ability.— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) March 23, 2016
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
|A lion rampant.|
Monday, March 21, 2016
@POTUS President from wrong side of Rockies mispronounces "Temecula". Need a Prez who represents real Americans, not effete Easterners.— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) March 21, 2016
Twitter's 10th Anniv. A big FUCK YOU to Twitter for wasting space in my in-box to tell me about it, & for cheapening discourse for 10 yrs.— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) March 21, 2016
Sunday, March 20, 2016
No prude I, but just as I'd prefer not to know exactly how weasel-dicked the G.O.P. presidential candidates are, I, like Trump, prefer the good old days when we had no idea how our First Ladies looked under their designer gowns. Granted, the "good old days" Trump prefers are the days of political violence, lynching & whatnot. And couldn't Trump afford a bra for his property?
I also note that two of Mr.Trump's three
And here is the high point of the careers of both Mr. George & The Mentors' El Duce.
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Pixelated pix too.
Northampton Town launch investigation after James Collins urinates in pint glass at Cheltenham Festival
The Cobblers striker, who is on loan from Shrewsbury, appeared to urinate into a cup before pouring the contents over the balcony of the VIP area
This sprang when I put some "spring" in the search bar; therefore taking the easy way out, as if I need belabor the obvious.Can't remember if I first encountered this chez Yastreblyansky or if it was the airhorn version or if the airhorn version was of a different composition & maybe it was elsewhere on the iNternet in the first place.
Anyway, where all the virgins at?
[Actually closer to 2244PDT.]
Wolfgang Gartner - Illmerica (OFFICIAL VIDEO)Feel free to find something other than the Gas Music From Jupiter up w/ which this America-hater came.
Friday, March 18, 2016
A lawmaker responded to an email from a Gulfport woman saying he 'could care less' about her concerns and suggested she move out of Mississippi.
When Becky Guidry of Gulfport emailed freshman Rep. Karl Oliver, R-Winona, expressing her concerns about the tax breaks being considered by the Legislature, she was shocked by his response.
"It is irresponsible of our leadership to suggest eliminating income and corporate franchise taxes when: revenue projections are already down, budgets for various services are being cut across the board, funding for public education and other critical services such as child care, foster care and roads/bridges are underfunded," Guidry wrote in an email she said she sent to most representatives. "...If and when this bill reaches the full House for a vote, again, I urge you to vote No."
REMEMBER THIS? Rep. Bubba Carpenter interjects race into ballot initiative
Guidry is referring to a bill that passed the Senate that would eliminate the corporate franchise tax and cut income taxes, resulting in $575 million in tax cuts over 15 years.
Oliver responded with the following:Mrs. Guidry,
I normally don't return emails that do not request a response, but I found yours so intriguing I simply felt led to respond.
I see you are not a native to the Great State of Mississippi nor do you and I have similar political views. The people of our Great State overwhelmingly share my same or similar views on Government responsibility. I appreciate you going to the trouble to share yours with me, but quite frankly, and with all due respect, I could care less. I would, however, recommend that there are a rather large number of like minded citizens in Illinois that would love to see you return.
With warmest personal regards,Karl OliverOliver confirmed Friday morning he did send the email and that he "wasn't rude" in his response and did not suggest Guidry move back to Illinois.
"She's taking a question about a tax bill and turning it into me being anti-public education," Oliver said, noting his wife is a schoolteacher. "You can check my record and see that's not true."
Guidry said when she saw Oliver's response to her email, her "blood was boiling."
LAWMAKER: '...all the blacks are getting food stamps"
"My interpretation was since I was not born here that my opinion just doesn't count," Guidry said. "My husband's family is here ... I work and pay taxes, my son goes to public schools in the Gulfport School District. We're involved in our community."
Oliver is the president and director of Oliver Funeral Home of Winona. His election website reads: "Welcome to Mississippi; we're open for business!"
Oliver said on Friday he believes there is a place for different views and opinions in Mississippi.
"This isn't news," he told The Clarion-Ledger. "Twist it any way you want."
*Not really. I remember if not Reagan then someone in his administration saying people should simply "move where the jobs are" during one or another Reagan recession. Same shit, different decade.
All things considered, I agree: Move the hell out before it's too damn late!
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
|Wasn't there another old dude running as well? Whatever. It all pretty much pivots|
(What the fuck-tuck-tucking hell is wrong w/ "turns", by the fucking way?) toward the general now.
& was typed by human hairball/nepotist Junior Podhoretz.
Republicans are practically handing Hillary the presidency
Also disappointed: Jennifer Rubin, as her favorite neo-con gets the big X. She has suggestions, if not ideas. Because The Washington Post has added to its irksomeness factor, not w/ content but an effing paywall requiring this reporter to open their inane garbage in an incognito window (Jesus Gawd, do the impositions never stop?) we'll reproduce all eight of her recommendations in the interest of humor & as a noble & valiant blow against copyright.
The esteemed Edroso of alicublog has termed these sorts of things the Slough of Donald.
|Empire Liquors, 9127 S. Figueroa St., where Latasha Harlins was killed in 1991. The Root.|
Lame duck POTUS is doing us a disservice w/ attempt to tip balance of #SCOTUS in the 11th hr https://t.co/C4BhigPfES pic.twitter.com/QDWz6o1ql4— GOP (@GOP) March 16, 2016
@GOP Lame-ass RNC admits Senate NOT representative of American people? Pres. elected by majority of Americans; Senators, not so much.— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) March 16, 2016
@GOP News to G.O.P.: Supreme Court Justice is NOT an elective office: The American people have already had their Constitutional say. Idiots.— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) March 16, 2016
David Siders / Sacramento Bee:We already keep your filthy foreign pestilence & disease out, don't think we can't slap that border shut & keep you people the hell out too!
Jerry Brown: If Trump wins, California might need a wall of its own
Allegra Kirkland / Talking Points Memo: Jerry Brown: If Trump Wins, We'll Build A Wall Around CaliforniaEric Kleefeld / Raw Story: Gov. Jerry Brown: If Trump wins, 'we'd have to build a wall around California'Joel B. Pollak / Breitbart: Jerry Brown: If Trump Wins, We'll Build a Wall Around CaliforniaZIP / Weasel Zippers: Dem Gov. Jerry Brown Says If Trump Wins California Will Build Wall Around Itself To Defend Itself …
|"Welcome to California"; NOW GO HOME!!!|
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Monday, March 14, 2016
Kalamazoo shootings suspect told police Uber app controlled him 'like
|Over Time, or Organisation Todt?|
Jason Dalton had his family dog in the car with him when he allegedly began his shooting rampage. Dalton apparently was working as an Uber driver and taking fares during his shooting spree. He blames the Uber app he was using for the violence, telling police after he was arrested Feb. 20 that the app took him over "like artificial intelligence that can tap into you body," according to a police document.Links, 911 call audio, dashcam video at ClickOnDetroit, whence we stole all the text for you not yet post-literate types.
Six people were killed and another two were wounded when the shooter was finished. For all the bloodshed, he was eerily passive during his arrest. The arresting officer said Dalton was slow to respond to instructions. Video of the arrest shows the officer pull a pistol from the suspect's right pocket. When he asked if the gun was registered in his name, "Dalton did not respond to my questioning and continued staring blankly ahead the whole time while walking him to the patrol vehicle."
An arresting officer also said a small, "ripped" piece of cardboard which "appears to be a card associated with a shooting range" was found during a pat down of Dalton. The officer also said Dalton was wearing a bullet proof vest.
It was later, according to documents, when Dalton told investigators his phone was controlling him at the time of the shootings. However, he told investigators he had trouble remembering the shootings.
According to the arresting officer's report (view here), Dalton said when he logged onto the Uber app it "started making him be like a puppet." He told police he would have tried to have a "shootout with police, when the log in went from the black symbol back to the red, that's when Dalton stopped his thought."
"Dalton explained to us that when the app changed from red to black that is when he started having problems."
About 7 hours before Dalton's arrest, a man in a Chevrolet Equinox confronted Tiana Carrouthers, who was the first victim, at an apartment complex. Reports released Monday revealed 10 shell casings were found at the scene. Five casings were found in the Equinox that Dalton was driving, suggesting the gunman emptied his extended magazine at her and the four children she was with. She was trying to protect them even as she lying down wounded.
Dalton left his wife in a dark colored Chevrolet HHR, which was identified in a final shooting 3 hours later at a Cracker Barrel, where four people were killed.
Dalton told police he has no memory of the shootings at the car dealership where a father and son were killed. However, he said he "never even aimed" when he shot the people at the Cracker Barrel. He didn't remember feeling the gun, but he recalls hearing the pop, pop, pop. He told investigators he is not a killer, but he knows he killed.
Dalton, 45, is charged with murder and attempted murder for the attacks.
|LOL Jesus Pictures|
I am praying to probably never-existed Jesus that we have a religious war w/ our upcoming political/civil war. Gawd will know his own, so BRING. IT. ON!!
Sunday, March 13, 2016
Saturday, March 12, 2016
a public service for wage slaves.
A WWI poster praising daylight saving time in 1918.
(Library of Congress via Portland Tribune)
|© for eternity by M. Bouffant, The Photographer of Light|
Friday, March 11, 2016
A) THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
Police: Child accidentally shoots,
kills self in Gwinnett County
B) At least the little victim won't have to grow up & live someplace like a house on Appaloosa Trail in Norcross, Georgia in this awful world of shit & pain. (Had I known how awful [And morbidly dull & boring.] it all would be I would've ended it the very first time I caught one of those fucking grown-ups lying to me. Should've taken as many adults w/ me as I could right then & there, like the "jacked up" four-yr. old who tried to let the air out of his gun-nut mother a few days ago.)
C) Let us all hope together very hard that his parents & any others responsible for this further evidence that human life is totally w/o value end up killing their own worthless guilty selves.
D) Have a nice day!
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Postcard Stamps Standard-sized, rectangular envelopesWhy doesn't the damn Postal Service do its part in facilitating democracy by franking
The Peace & Freedom Party (California's Feminist Socialist Political Party) apparently doesn't want me any more than the G.O.P. does. Another big mistake.
Thursday, March 10, 2016 07:35AMI wonder if koalas taste all eucalyptus-y.
LOS ANGELES (KABC) --
P-22, the mountain lion that lives in our local mountains, is believed to have killed a koala at the Los Angeles Zoo, the deputy mayor of L.A. confirmed on Thursday.
The zoo is investigating the circumstances surrounding a koala's disappearance.
Zoo officials have since removed the other koalas, as well as other animals, from their public habitats.
Further gory details from an actual news source, as opposed to Walt Disney's fake joke news station.
We'll also observe that KFWB converted from all-sports to an all-Bollywood format the first of this March.
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
"Anyway, this is The Tonight Show, the show that asks the burning question, 'Will Ronald Reagan be able to save Nancy's presidency?'"Leave Nancy alone!! She just wanted to be the queen & live in the palace.
Yet, across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, [But sexy! M.B.] regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds.
|From the Topps' bubble gum card series.|
Michael E. Miller / Washington Post:
Idaho shooting suspect's ‘hypersexual’ Martian manifesto is a window into an unraveling mind — On Tuesday evening, as tourists snapped photos in front of the White House, a young man with blond hair and blue eyes approached the black iron fence. — Kyle Odom wasn't there to take pictures, though.Discussion:
Allegra Kirkland / Talking Points Memo: Suspect In Pastor Shooting Sent Out Manifesto Alleging Martian ConspiracySamuel Lieberman / New York Magazine: Idaho Shooting Suspect Caught at White House Trying to Warn the Country of Oversexed Martians
Making A List, Checking It Twice
Here are the "noteworthy Martians" Odom listed in the manifesto he sent to @KHQLocalNews pic.twitter.com/RfeSd9ZW4s— Hayley Guenthner (@KHQHayley) March 9, 2016
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
|All vicious thug symbols of corporate greed copyright yada their respective &c,|
& used w/o our even asking. Blame MJA here, att'ys.
Monday, March 7, 2016
|Certainly an unholy trinity, yet only a third of the titular trinity.|
Then check recent & local ex-Eagles action.
Unless Meisner did shoot her (Wouldn't surprise me in the least: There are no accidents!) Lana Rae Meisner probably died while trying to keep the rifle from him for her own safety.
Well, good thing he was able to get a rifle of some kind & keep it loaded right in the closet, wasn't it?
*We assume the illiterate dope who typed that meant that a temporay conservator was appointed for Mr. Meisner, not that he was appointed a temporay conservator, for himself or anyone else.