Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Cell Cancer

We can only hope that mobile phone users will soon be treated w/ the opprobrium now reserved for smokers.
In the memo he sent to about 3,000 faculty and staff Wednesday, he says children should use cell phones only for emergencies because their brains are still developing. Adults should keep the phone away from the head and use the speakerphone or a wireless headset, he says. He even warns against using cell phones in public places like a bus because it exposes others to the phone’s electromagnetic fields.
"Hey, you stupid freak!!! Get your fucking electro-magnetic field away from me!! What's the matter w/ you? Can't you live for ten minutes w/o sharing your banal, pointless observations w/ another mouth-breathing idiot?" Does Dr. Herberman think using a cell 'phone will make children even stupider & more pathetic than their parents, or is he afraid of cancer? Trying to put himself out of a job? No, America will be causing cancer as long as its Made-in-China plastic flag continues to wave.


Glennis said...

Its overhearing the conversations that's more toxic than the electromagnetic waves.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Adds:

No kidding, it's like our grandparents thinking that if they shout into the damn phone it will work better. We just don't get why everyone's voice has to increase by 10 or 15 db. when they're on one of those things.

When we were an indentured servant @ Kinko's, there was always some dipstick holding up the line because their cell conversation was more important than paying & getting the hell out of the way for the next person. Said conversation usually consisting of: "I'm at Kinko's, what are you doing/where are you, dude?"