Whenever we encounter a shot of Newt ("Pooty-poot-poot") Gingrich & his most recent bride (Not at all necessarily his last, if you know what we mean.)
|Why, then, is it not "Newt&Callista.org?" Huh? Why?|
we like to remind all & sundry how she presented herself before the two were married (for which, of course, Newt had to convert, the filthy hypocrite) & how she's been remade. 2005 or 2006:
|Is your skin crawling yet? Ours has already crawled out the door & thrown itself on the freeway.|
|When they decided which frozen expression would be painted on Callista's face for the remainder of the "marriage," at least they didn't go w/ this look w/ the raccoon eyes. She must have been transitioning from home-wrecker to respectable Catholic when this was taken, 7 December 2008.|
|Many Freudian interpretations from this shot alone. Note prominently displayed wedding/engagement rings.|
We must speculate as to how many times the current Mrs. G. (If the marriage is even legitimate. How much did it cost for the Pope to approve it?) had to flash her thong at Newt, Monica Lewinsky-style, before he grunted & moved toward her, or if, as one might well suspect, considering his "marriage" record, he is a sexual predator who was on her like white on rice? And note the Rielle Hunter/John Edwards similarity
. "Can I take your picture, you big handsome lump of flab?"
We also wonder if Newt & Callista are fantasizing about being the new Catholic King & Queen of America, as described below.
Photos stolen from previous Just Another Blog™ items. If you despise Gingrich as much as you should, you'll want to get your two-minute hate on here
. How little things change in a yr.
I am guessing he is already fucking the next Mrs. Ging-bag.
Skin crawling? dude, I lived through the Nancy Reagan, Anita Bryant, Phyllis Schafly, Mark Foley eras. It takes WAY more than an old wrinkled fuck with a gold digger to creep me out.
We shouldn't be pretending to be squicked out, we've been at the edge here for 37 yrs.; it's pretty much where "Douche-Bags W/ Their 'Nieces'" originated.
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