Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Ranch Hands

Summer's gone & so is September, except for this monthed (but not dated) picture to remind you how awful everything was fifty yrs. ago this month, is right fucking now, & shall always be. Forever.
This September 1965 file photo shows four "Ranch Hand" C-123 aircraft spraying liquid defoliant on a
suspected Viet Cong position in South Vietnam. During the Vietnam War, Air Force C-123 planes sprayed
millions of gallons of herbicides over the jungles of Southeast Asia to destroy enemy crops and tree cover.
The military stopped the spraying by early 1971, but some Air Force Reserve units continued to fly the former
spray planes until the early 1980s.
 U.S. Air Force/AP
No idea what that last factoid is supposed to mean, but there's no explaining the U.S.A.F. or the AP.

Under Heavy Causality

Prince Far I - Under Heavy Manners

Accept no crummy weird white boy substitutes.

Don't Start Me To Talking,
I'll Tell Everything I Know

New crappy-app (or crapp) to debut w/ fascist slogan "Character is Destiny". Hasn't Hitler, the Pope or some other authoritarian shitheel said something like that?

Speaking of shitheels:
CEO Updates
An Ode to Courage:
Innovators are often put down because people are scared and they don’t understand. We are bold innovators and sending big waves into motion and we will not apologize for that because we love you enough to give you this gift. We know you are amazing, special, and unique individuals and most likely would never shout that from the rooftops. The people who know you will though…they choose to be around you and in your life and support you even when you don’t like yourself. We have come so far as a society but in a digital world we are becoming so disconnected and lonely. You deserve better and to have more abundance, joy, and real authentic connections. You deserve to make better decisions with more information to protect your children and your biggest assets. You have worked so hard to get the reputation you have among the people that know you. As innovators we want to make your life better and have the opportunity to prove how great it feels to be loved by so many in a public space. We are a positivity app launching in November 2015. Whether you love us or our concept or not; we still welcome everyone to explore this online village of love and abundance for all.
Did some nasty upper middle-class pig say "online village of love and abundance for all"? Reaching for my Himmlerian revolverCalling for a psychologist for these peeple's vast trove of issues as I type! (In all honesty, I can't wait to type "You suck, I hate you, please die" all over someone's pathetic existence.)

And getting a distinct Gwenyth Paltrow feeling about these two peeples.

Alternately from Mr. Williamson (This is S.B.W. II, a/k/a Rice Miller, for those wondering.) who seems to have quite a handle on this stuff (as indicated by the album title to the right) shut your festering gobs you twits!

Today In Religion

Fuck The Pope & The Murdering Hindus Too!

A bone to pick: Next murdering fucking Hindu I see gets this up his or her theofascist ass!
And maybe some 99¢ Only Store cutlery in the facial area.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Best Shot Today

Still crummy 'though.


Los Angeles Dodgers clinch 3rd National League West title, eliminating San Francisco Giants from playoffs with 8-0 win - @NBCLA
Andre Ethier of the Los Angeles Dodgers is congratulated by Clayton Kershaw #22 after he scored
in the sixth inning against the San Francisco Giants at AT&T Park on September 29, 2015.
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
Another word from No. 16:
And from the Giants, offsetting all our vulgarity:
Losers of the game, but winners in the game of life.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Federal Crimes

No idea what one could get from a mail box (Birthday cash from Nana? Who else sends anything important/valuable by the U.S.P.S. these days?) but I s'pose it beats violent crime.

Federal Waste, Fraud & Abuse: Ray Bradbury's F.B.I. file. Absorb this lesson well:
Abso-fucking-lutely no one is to be trusted, ever.
Compare & contrast Mr. Bradbury's statement w/ the paranoia of the F.B.I. informants below.
Anyone can squeal, at any time. "Informants" actually contacted the F.B.I. to bitch & moan that Ray Bradbury was subversive, opposed to the Vietnam mess, had "ridiculed the U.S. Gov't.", yada yada.

And beyond Bradbury, a comsymp cabal of science fiction writers predicting that World War III might not be winnable. Imagine!

You'll note two names below are not redacted. I assume that's because, like the man they thought they'd ratted out, they're dead now. (Or were they simply proud of their paranoia? And why do they both have my initials?)
1336 North Benedict Canyon Road
Los Angeles, California (4/10/59) 

MARTIN A. BERKELEY, a self admitted former member of the CP in New York City and Los Angeles, California, and who has previously testified under oath before the HCUA on April 10, 1959, advised that BRADBURY was one of the more prominent writers of science fiction in the United States.

He also felt BRADBURY was probably sympathetic with certain pro-Communist elements in the WGAw. He stated BRADBURY, during a meeting of Screen Writers Guild (SWG), now known as WGAw, entered into a discussion of a resolution propounded for the membership as to whether or not to keep CP-members and those writers who had invoked the Fifth Amendment from becoming members of the SWG.

BERKELEY reported that BRADBURY, during the course of the discussion, rose to his feet and shouted "Cowards and McCarthyites" when the resolution was discussed. BERKELEY stated it has been his observation that some of the writers suspected of having Communist backgrounds have been writing in the field of science fiction and it appears that science fiction may be a lucrative field for the introduction of Communist ideologies. He noted that some of BRADBURY's stories have been definitely slanted against the United States and its capitalistic form of Government. [sic]

LA T-3:(1/5/59)

Informant observed that Communists have found fertile opportunities for development; for spreading distrust and lack of confidence in American institutions in the area of science fiction writing. Informant declared that a number of science fiction writers have created illusions with regard to the impossibility of continuing world affairs in an organized manner now or in the future through the medium of futuristic stories concerned with the potentialities of science.

Informant advised that individuals such as RAY BRADBURY are in a position to spread poison concerning institutions in general and American institutions in particular. He noted that individuals such as BRADBURY have reached a large audience through their writings which are generally published in paper backed volumes in large quantities. Informant stated that the general aim of these science fiction writers is to frighten the people into a state of paralysis or psychologica1 incompetence bordering on hysteria which would make it very possible to conduct a Third World War in which the American people believe could not be won since their morale had been
seriously destroyed. 

The informant observed that this appeal taken by the science fiction writers sympathetic to Communist ideology, is similar to the approach taken by a small number of scientists who hold that it is impossible to conceive of war without threatening the isolation of the Universe. [sic]

901 Hermosa Avenue
Redondo Beach, California 
(May 1, 1953)

BUTTREY advised that BRADBURY, during the course of a talk before the Southwest Manuscriptors, a writers group, on November 21, 1952, at Clark Stadium, Hermosa Beach, ridiculed the United States Government and the HCUA hearings. Informant described BRADBURY as a science fiction writer, whose work has appeared in numerous magazines and books.
Seriously. Some two-bit asshole in Redondo Beach called the F.B.I. because some dirty pinko/fairy dared ridicule the United States Gov't., a bureau of which was ridiculous enough to record & keep this paranoid idiocy, while denying the existence of the Mafia. Ridiculous? No, completely absurd!

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Stop Killing Spiders!

A wk. ago yesterday (Yezz, this reporter's birfday.) I dropped a jug of milk, resulting in approx. three-quarters of a gallon of 2% moloko on the kitchen floor. So I spent parts of Sun., Mon., & Tues. moving shelving & the fridge around, scraping the newspapers used to absorb the cow juice from the floor to which they'd glued themselves, & generally cleaning stuff. (Once started it's hard to stop. Not unlike heroin.)

Whatever. What makes this even slightly interesting is that after all this cleaning a spider spun a web over the garbage, & has been there since. And there seems to have been a considerable decrease in fruit flies in the kitchen.
Our hero(ine). Has all eight legs too.

No Moon Shots

Eastern sky, 1821 P.D.T.: Nuthin'!!
Between geography & the cloud cover which has been making the Southland a miserable sweatbox for the last couple of wks. (I am so fucking ready to kill someone. I keep running my thumb over the edge of a kitchen knife, if you follow my drift.) there'll be no pix of the bigger moon/eclipse from here. Check back 1 February 2018. (We're promised a total eclipse Easterners won't see on 31 January 2018. Nyah nyah!)

Here's an amusing image of a chemtrail, 'plane & palm, however.
Guessing Southwest.
"Why bother?" indeed.

Anxiously Awaiting An Answer

Oh wait, say what you will, she isn't Donald J. Drumpf & won't be spending her entire Presidency on Twitter obsesively tweeting & retweeting. Now come on you Tweeting bastards, let's get #TwoFacesHaveI TRENDING!!

Washington Post Condemns Carly

"Two Faces Have I", literally & figuratively: Remember "pride in her wrinkles"? Compare this October 2010 shot
w/ her current cut-up, sand-blasted & injected appearance. She doesn't even like the hair color her Gawd gave her.
Isn't "pride" a "sin"?
She lies, she denies her lies, & then she lies again.
Ms. Fiorina may have deeply felt objections to abortion. That doesn’t excuse her use of mistruths to justify her willingness to shut down the government, which by the way she seems to consider no big deal. “I’m not aware of any hardship to anyone, other than the veterans trying to get to the World War II memorial,” she said of the last shutdown. When it comes to character and capability, that kind of blithe ignorance is another worrying sign.
She can't be reasoned w/, so why the hell not throw rubbers in wrappers at her?

Sad Religion

Hey Pope, why is your Gawd such a powerless frightened sissy it can't do anything but "weep" after the fact?

Pope Francis Meets With Victims Of
Clerical Sexual Abuse: 'God Weeps’

Dollars to dough-nuts there's not a single line in the unholy repugnant Bible about not sticking things in children. There is the part about children who talk back being stoned to death. (O.K.'d by your "Gawd of L-U-V", hateful murderous idiots.) Does that mean if Junior or Sis don't want daddy's dick in their mouth daddy/Gawd can kill them? Inquiring minds want to know.

Inquiring minds would also like to know why every stinking pervert priest involved hasn't been arrested & brought to trial w/ the full & absolute coöperation of the Roman Catholic Church, why the R.C.C. lets these sick fucks into seminaries in the first place, & generally what the hell's the problem, Church?

In other child abuse news, asshole announcers across the N.F.L. today have mentioned that "whoopin'" enthusiast (would be attempted murderer, really) Adrian Peterson & whichever skanky ho w/ whom he's recently hooked up reproduced this a.m. As far as this reporter is concerned Peterson should be in prison, & should have had his scrotum removed. How can we allow sadistic bastards like this to breed their own victims? Why do you eat your young, America?

It's Murder & Militarism

Ignernt youth don't even know about this American adventurism from when their parents were dull grade-schoolers. Proud of your country & its noble heritage?
A Dominican soldier at the National Palace is photographed the instant he shoots and kills a high school student
(arms raised) protesting U.S. Army presence in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, on September 27, 1965.
In April of 1965, the United States occupied the Dominican Republic during the Dominican Civil War,
holding it for more than a year.
 Jim Bourdier/AP

Friday, September 25, 2015

You Old Men Get Off My Lawn
& Out Of My Country!

Basta il Papa already!!

Jesus H. Christ I'm sick & tired of fucking Catholics all over the fucking telebision slurping the Pope. He's a damn nobody, elected by 120 old wretches like himself who were themselves appointed by the previous C.E.O.s of their fascist criminal organization. (Nice work if you can get it, huh?) Not even the stockholders get to vote, so why does anyone pay any attention to any of the crap these old fools spew? These United Snakes are not a Christian nation, & most certainly not a Catholic nation, so get off my tee vee you moronic mystics!!

Lookit this crap: TimeWarnerCable (The whirring sound you hear comes from the graves of "Col." Jack Warner & Henry Luce.) providers of modems that must be re-booted each time the devil-box is turned off & set-top boxes that can't keep a favorites list in their tiny memories established a whole fucking PopeChannel.
At least it will be over by Sunday.

Carly Fiorina's Parenting
Skills Revealed

Weed Whore
Also revealed? General ignorance & foolish delusion:
“You’re not going to like my answer,” Fiorina responded before hearkening back to her breast cancer diagnosis in 2009. At the time, she recounted, her doctor asked “if I was interested in medicinal marijuana.”

“I said ‘No,’ and his response was ‘Good,’ because its a chemically complex compound that we do not understand — we do not understand how it reacts with chemotherapy and all of the other statements,” she said. “It is true today …. [that before you get chemotherapy] you cannot have any marijuana in your system for at least 30 days …”

Van Winkle interrupted. “That’s no longer true, ” she said.

Fiorina paused. “So I will also tell you something else. We lost a daughter to addiction,” Fiorina said, before recounting the death of her daughter due to drug and alcohol abuse.

According to the Annenburg Public Policy Center, it is no longer true that doctors don’t know how marijuana reacts with other drugs. “Prescribing information for approved versions of medical marijuana does contain drug interaction information, and studies have turned up few problems in terms of interactions with cancer therapies, as well as other types of medication,” the organization’s website reads.
"Alcohol abuse". Will Ms. Fiorina bring back Prohibition as well to assuage her (possible) guilt, then?

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Double Bubble, Toil & Trouble

Bitter Clingers

Supporters cheer for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump as he speaks at an event sponsored by
the Greater Charleston Business Alliance and the South Carolina African American Chamber of Commerce at the
Charleston Area Convention Center in North Charleston, S.C., Wednesday, Sept. 23, 2015.
America: Obese, ignorant, ugly, stupid & gets its hair color from a bottle. I'd be consumed w/ rage about everything too were I such a screwed-up piece of human debris.

Alright, fine. I'm a screwed-up piece of human debris too, but not that kind of screwed-up piece of human debris. Nor am I an asshole about it. I just suffer in silence here.

1,000 Words' Worth

As creepy as Junipero Serra below.
Members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
gather around a portrait of church patriarch Warren Jeffs
in this still from Amy Berg’s documentary Prophet’s Prey.
Not that the text isn't.
Since many of the estimated 10,000 FLDS members grew up within the church, helping them get out—apparently one of the missions of the film—is not a matter of deprogramming the brainwashed faithful. There is no prior emotional or psychological blueprint to which they might revert. Instead, Jeffs’ disciples are following a technically rational course of living that happens to flow from a first principle that others consider crazy: Their leader is a prophet with a direct line to God and the imminent ability to destroy them all.
No Republican joke this time.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

California's Sick Of This Stuff, Pope!

Jules Tavernier, Carmel Mission on San Carlos Day, 1875.
Click for ultra-brief both-sides-do-it ("wide variety of contemporary perspectives") overview.
As the Moors brought Allah to the Iberian Peninsula at the point of a sword, Spain's conquistadores brought Jesus to the people of the portrait-orientation land mass at sword- & gun-point. (All ends in projection, dunnit?)

So bugger Junipero Serra & all who first brought Jesus to the New World. (Including you Portugee bastards!)
In that same speech in Bolivia, a majority indigenous nation, Pope Francis also said: “Many grave sins were committed against the native peoples of America in the name of God.

Despite his apology, Pope Francis moved ahead with his plans to canonize an 18th-century Catholic missionary, Junipero Serra, who built the Catholic missions along the California coast, from Mexico to San Francisco.

Valentin Lopez is the chair of the Amah Mutsun Tribal Band. He’s been leading efforts to oppose Pope Francis’ decision to canonize Junipero Serra. “We’ve actually written six letters to Pope Francis,” Lopez told us on the “Democracy Now!” news hour. The Indians, he said, “were a slave labor force for the missions. If they ran away, they would send out the soldiers to capture them and bring them back, and they would be whipped repeatedly, sometimes for up to a month.” Rape, pillage, forced labor and, perhaps above all else, disease transmitted by the Spanish colonizers wreaked genocide. Lopez continued, “At the beginning of the mission period, there were 30,000 Ohlone Indians. That’s Monterey to San Francisco. At the end of the mission period, there were less than 100. In total, over 150,000 California Indians died under this system that Junipero Serra developed.”
[Amy Goodman/Truthdig]

Note: Not that concerned but as a native son of the Golden West & First Amendment enthusiast/loudmouth I felt obligated to add another two cents' worth to the eternal record. And this:
Monument of Junípero Serra (with Juaneño Indian boy)
on the Plaza de San Francisco de Asis in Havana, Cuba
Skin crawling yet? No? Here, then.

Saturday In Theology In Oklahoma

It's called fly-over country for many reasons. This sort of thing is but one:

Islam is a Satanic Cult of murder, not a ‘religion’

Christianity is a religion but Islam is merely a satanic cult of rape, torture, murder, bestiality, and satan worship!!!!! Any “religion” that demands Jesusconformity or death and has different rules for those ruling and those being ruled is not a religion.

Moslem men regularly rape male and female children, women, and animals and say it is their “right” to do so. They also mutilate young girls in a perverse doctrine that women should not enjoy sex (enjoying sex is only the prerogative of men). Men also physically and sexually abuse their wives as a “right of manhood”.

If the only way to “heaven” is to commit murder and do so for the promise of 72 virgins to satisfy their sexual desires in “heaven” how legitimate can they be?

Islamists regularly have sexual relations with young boys yet hang homosexuals, does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this? They also say it is acceptable for them to have anal sexual relations with each other in order to expand their anus so as to hold more explosives to kill people with. More hypocrisy from savages bereft of intelligence, morals, or common sense.

They are evil people who murder more moslems than “infidels”. Sunnis kill Shiites because they aren’t Sunni and the other sect of the cult does the same. I have not seen members of one denomination of Christianity kill members of another denomination of Christianity and don’t expect that to ever happen. I can’t imagine Baptists killing Methodists for some unknown reason as we see in the satanic cult of islam.

I remember an instance in Iraq after the overthrow of Saddam Hussein where a group of “jihadists” fired on American soldiers then hid in a mosque. The Americans returned fire, causing minor damage. The “outrage” of the worldwide islamic cult and the Bush hating “American” media was vociferous.saddam hussein The American government led by the coward and traitor George Bush immediately dispatched millions of dollars to the islamist terrorists to pay homage to allah/satan but before any repairs were made the other sect of the satanic cult blew it up with a truck bomb. The total destruction of the house of satan was met with silence from moslems and the “American” media.

Only Satan can condone such savagery as his evil has no bounds. No other group calling itself a religion comes anywhere near the evil presented by Islam.   Even those who don’t participate in the savagery accept it as a normal part of life and therefore are just as guilty in their silence. There are a few who have spoken out, such as Salman Rushdie and Brigitte Gabriel. Those who have spoken the truth about the satanic cult have been threatened with murder for speaking out against the evil that is Islam. Liberals in America stand with the Godless islamic cult against Christianity. Just look at how Christians are defiled in the USA; criticized, fined, and even jailed, for standing by their beliefs yet islamists are never treated this way because those who have power hate Christians and like islamists. I don’t hate moslems, I pray for their kim davisredemption through their acceptance of Jesus Christ and the everlasting salvation that Jesus offers. Many people deride Christianity because it requires standards they don’t want to accept but Christianity does not impose a physical death sentence on those who refuse to accept the redemption that is offered by the death and resurrection of Jesus. People like to call us names because we don’t “go along to get along” with the evil of sin. We are called “intolerant”, “bigot”, “haters”, and a host of “phobes” because we will not accept what God’s word calls sin.

Some of American society, sponsored by government entities, is now persecuting Christians and pushing the murderous cult of islam on our children in public schools. Those who constantly scream “separation of church and state” in regards to the legitimate religion of Christianity ( the religion this nation is based on) have no issue with the satanic cult of islam being taught to their children in the public schools.Barbed WireHomosexuality is also pushed by these same people, those who also demand abortion, the murder of unborn children, while they decry capital punishment for rape and murder as “cruel” punishment. My opinion is that the unborn should be saved and the brutal criminals be put to death but then I am considered an “intolerant” “bigot” who “doesn’t understand” according to the bleeding heartless fools who consider a murderer better for society than an unborn child because the child is an inconvenience to a woman. I guess they would call me a “criminalphobe” and I would proudly plead guilty as charged.

I wonder how long it will be until God destroys this nation (as He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah) for the cruelty to the innocent, Holy bibleand its promotion of immorality and satan worship. All three branches of the government, virtually all of the media, and much of the population spit in God’s face by persecuting His people and promoting the satanic cult of islam. There are many Christians still fighting for God’s word to be prominent but we are being overwhelmed by the minions of satan, and hundreds of thousands of satanic moslems are being imported and financed by the government and even some churches that hide behind ” humanity” while spitting in the face of God. The catholic church is very prominent in the importation of members of the satanic cult of islam while ignoring middle east Christians who are being slaughtered by islamic satanists. If we are going to import Arabic people let’s import Christians but thoseDon't Tread On Me running things are trying to stamp out Christianity in this nation and they aren’t going to bring more in. I believe that God will judge these people harshly when the day comes. I will pray for them but their eternal fate is not for me to determine. I will continue to honor God, worship Jesus Christ, and do His will to the best of my ability while praying for the lost and opposing their satanic agenda.

I submit this in the name of the Most Holy Trinity, in faith, with the responsibility given to me by Almighty God to honor His work and not let it die from neglect.

Bob Russell
Claremore, Oklahoma
September 19, 2015
Well, at least Christians & their Zombie God are perfect. Also, cute little pictures, Bobby!

John Coltrane 89 Today And

Or what remains of today. We hear it's tomorrow in many parts of this old world.

This yr. also marks the 50th anniv. of our birthday person's classic masterpiece A Love Supreme; come Nov. you'll be able to buy & hear every single note, cough & whatever from every foot of recording tape that was recorded in the sessions.
The Complete Masters notably includes a second-day session featuring Coltrane and his quartet (Elvin Jones, Jimmy Garrison, and McCoy Tyner) accompanied by Archie Shepp and Dr. Art Davis. The reportedly "long-lost session reels" are meant to give a full picture of how the album evolved and developed in the studio.

Here'a big mess of it, including live performance in some Francophone nation.

Worst Landlord In The World Today

Continuing a theme, here's all the evidence we need to comvict every landlord everywhere:
Which is worse, landlordin' or murderin'?
Sure, there's probably at least one who's worse, but this human vermin will do:
Actor and Daytime Emmy-winning producer Andre Bauth, who is behind bars on suspicion of attempted murder, was sued Wednesday by tenants of a building he co-owns and co-manages in Hollywood, with the residents alleging the structure is decaying and in violation of numerous health and safety regulations.

Also named in the Los Angeles Superior Court lawsuit was Geoffrey Lichtman, Bauth’s business partner who co-owns and co-manages the building.

The plaintiffs are 18 of the residents of the building, which was described as a historical-cultural monument on Grace Avenue. The lawsuit’s allegations include breach of the warranty of habitability, negligence, retaliation and violations of California Civil Code.

The tenants are seeking compensatory and punitive damages.

Representatives for Bauth and Lichtman could not be immediately reached.

The suit alleges the building is plagued by vermin infestation as well as deteriorated flooring, walls, ceilings and cabinets. Other problems include inadequate fire protection, faulty electrical wires and outlets, inadequate heating and ventilation, improper sewage disposal, deteriorated walls and ceilings, inoperable doors and windows, dysfunctional plumbing systems and dampness, the suit alleges.

The residents complained often, but Bauth and Lichtman did nothing, the suit alleges.

In retaliation, the defendants improperly sought to evict the plaintiffs and also, without warning, forcibly removed their furnishings and personal belongings, the suit alleges.

Bauth, under the name Andre Salaman Bautista, has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly stabbing actor Clayton Haymes, a tenant in his Studio City home on Sept. 8
. Both Bauth and Haymes appeared in the film “El Landlord,”which Bauth produced.

Bauth received his Daytime Emmy for being a producer of the online soap opera series, “The Bay.”

—City News Service

Oh, Please Sen. McCain ...

... please shut your beer hole.
Memory fails this reporter after 14 effing yrs. (Why would anyone care enough about what rot Sen. Sourpuss was spewing then to remember any of it?) but what are the odds the senior shithead from the State of Arizona stood on his hind legs & barked about what a sissified pansy George W. Bush was when a U.S. Navy EP-3E ARIES II signals intelligence aircraft was forced to land on Hainan Island & its crew was held by the dastardly Chinese for ten days?

As if any low-information American sheep could remember four yrs. ago, let alone fourteen.

VW Brings First C.E.O. Back
From South American Retirement

Returning C.E.O. Hilter announces "retro" Beetle convertible while rallying the troops at the factory.
Just sayin'.

Strangers On A Train To Hell

More than a quarter of renters in the United States have to put half of their income toward paying rent. But that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that things are almost certainly going to get worse.
Not if I kill your landlord, & you kill my landlord ...

Fall Here

Or there, or anywhere. Except where it's spring now.

Also excepting everywhere-the-fuck-else in the known universe, where it's neither one & they could not possibly care any less anyway.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Long Pig Report

Yes, this guy (via Mock Paper Scissors) is one hell of a pig, but the pig that piques this reporter's curiosity is the long one that this insane fucking lunatic seems to believe is ... something something ... here, figger it out yourself, from (1:38), not that you shouldn't catch it all. Shoebat has issues, as they say, w/ women as well as cannibals:
"Why we should be allowed to cannibalize dead people, why we should be allowed to take, uh, uh, human skin cells and try to replicate human flesh so we can put it in restaurants and have steaks made out of human flesh. That's what they teach in universities. I'm sure you didn't know that!"
I sho' nuff didn't, but I'm skeert now!!

Bogus tales of "the abortion industry" having failed to scare the masses into sending money, they are now resorting to cannibalism. O.K., pretty much Jim Bakker playing the cannibalism card, but he's cutting-edge in grifting, even after doing a few yrs. as a very special guest of the Federal Gummint; expect others to follow. Among the major G.O.P. candidates it's even money 'tween former Ark. Gov. Mike Huckabee & retired doctor Ben CaseyCarson.

Pseudo-punditry aside, WHAT THE FUCK? Are these steaks of human flesh Shoebat's own bizarre extension of stem cell research paranoia? "It's not to cure disease, it's for gourmet Soylent Green!"

In A World W/o Water ...

There'll be no showers in future drought world, only wiping.
Let Redd Foxx sell you on the concept.

A Glimpse Of Our Future?

Republicans at the 2016 State of the Union?
Kosovo’s prime minister Mustafa is pelted with eggs on Tuesday as he addresses parliament. Mustafa was proposing a new deal to grant great local powers to minority Serbs in the country. Lawmakers pulled out bags of eggs and continued their assault as security officials came in to escort the prime minister out, shielded by an umbrella.
What a surprise: People opposed to human/minority rights resort to violence almost immediately. Hitler would have been proud.

Not that anyone gives a crap about context, but here's some from Dick Wad, the Kraut national broadcaster.

Monday, September 21, 2015

How The News Works [UPDATED]

Apolinar Fonseca/ The Sentinel
Good landing; didn't kill anyone on the ground or blow anything up, & the 'plane doesn't appear to have burned.

[The Sentinel]


So much for photo analysis from the bunker. Per the AP:
The plane went down in a dirt field about three miles from the base, California Highway Patrol Officer Scott Jobinger said.

A fire from the crash was extinguished and no roads in the area were closed, Jobinger said.

When the pilot hit the ground, he walked over to paramedics, said Chief Bill Lynch of Kings County Fire Department, which also responded to the crash, told the Hanford Sentinel newspaper.
Lemoore Naval Air Station, about 45 miles south of Fresno, is a center for the Navy's West Coast F/A-18 fighter jet operations.

Two of the Cold War-era jets from the base crashed into the western Pacific Ocean last year while embarked on the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson.

Another F/A-18 Super Hornet crashed in May after taking off from the aircraft carrier the USS Theodore Roosevelt, which was in the Persian Gulf conducting strike operations against the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.

Headline Of The Day

Scott Walker kiszáll az elnökválasztási küzdelemből

Sorry I didn't find this until after any Walker relevance.
[Headline spotted in the memeorandum. Added moments later: Aw, they disappeared it.]

Monday Murder Music

The Urge To Kill

Words by which to "live"?

Breathe slowly ... relax ... not really worth it ... this too will pass out ...

Discovered when looking for "The Pope Smokes Dope":
P.S.: We may not literally inter your rotting corpses; there probably won't be time.

Sayonara, Snotty Scottie

An easy visual reference for those low-info Republicans who prefer pretty pictures to hard old words. The delusional assholes now stand at 14 & counting:
Anyone know who that "Ehrlich" schmuck in the lower-right corner is/was? Gilmore reportedly is "not campaigning", so he only gets two question marks. Maybe he should have an "X" there too.

Sunday, September 20, 2015

More Music, More Often!

From The Atlantic
Sad circumstances behind this musical connection.

Hero Camel Sacrifices Life For Family When Killed By Driver On Cell Phone

Orefice and her son Sam tried to stop the driver by shouting and waving their arms, but to no avail. The truck sped towards them and barreled into Sheba, who had maneuvered in front of her owners, seemingly on purpose, and shielded Orefice and Sam against the silver Toyota Tacoma. The 25-year-old driver of the pickup was speeding, said the California Highway Patrol, and the Santa Clarita Valley Signal reports that the driver was on his cellphone at the time of the collision.

It Must Be A Camel (1969)

Now We Are Old

No pictures, however.
Or "Now We Are Six(ty-Two, & Old)".

Today In Bible-Waving

"It's On His Hat!"

Our guess? Might well be a Gideon Bible he took from one of his hotels.
Shallow, w/o substance, surfaces-only:
"I'm one of you," Trump said at an Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition dinner. "Just remember that."

"I brought my Bible," he said, waving it during his speech. "See? I'm better than you thought."
Cheesis K. Rist, these American simpletons deserve everything they get, good & hard! And two or three times at least.

See also Wonkit for links/background.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

The Day Saturday Died

Don Francisco hosting “Sábado Gigante” in Chile in the 1960’s. (Courtesy: Univision)
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Another sad anniv. today, a big change in the Spanish telebision world: "Sábado Gigante" is history:
'Sabado Gigante' is ending its run after 53 years; it airs in more than 40 countries
'Sabado Gigante' has aired for 3,000 Saturday nights without interruption; now, it's coming to an end
More recent reporting.

The Cycle Of Life (&/Or Death)

Huh. Also a Saturday 62 yrs. ago this date when this reporter was born to boredom. (And the island trifecta of Ennui, Tedium, & occasional trips to Monotony.) Two wks. late, & induced. (Knew better than to come out & meet my parents or anyone the hell else, but NO!)

Time to check out already? (It only seems like an eternity.) How much is one expected to suffer over 60+ yrs. in your world (I DIDN'T MAKE IT!!!) of shit & pain? And that's just the mental & psychological agony of living among humanoids. Wait'll the ravages of maturity start.

Left: M.B. vs. The World, early in the 1980s.

Oh, what the hell, let's be celebratory & life-affirming (or at least not-dead) for a change & play a tune we really like.
YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD Lee Perry & Dub Syndicate
Modesty forbids. [shuffles feet, looks embarrassed]

Friday, September 18, 2015

Soooooo-eeeeee!! Worst Oinker
In The World Today

Believe it or shove it, today's victim is creepy Wisc. Gov. Snotty Scottie Walker:
Republican presidential candidate Wisconsin Gov., Scott Walker speaks at a presidential forum sponsored by Heritage Action
at the Bon Secours Wellness Arena, Friday, Sept. 18, 2015, in Greenville, S.C.
No effing idea what he's up to above, & we can only assume he hasn't a clue either. Case in point:

Asked About Ferguson,
Scott Walker Says
Police Are Always Right

Meanwhile in the real world, not going into the murder of the innocent & unarmed, just the usual testi-lying:
Police in Massachusetts say an officer fabricated a claim that a gunman fired at his cruiser before it crashed into a tree and caught on fire.

NECN reports ( that Millis police Sgt. William Dwyer says the only ballistics evidence recovered at the scene Wednesday were from shots fired by the officer into his own cruiser.

Police said Thursday that they aren't sure if the officer set the car on fire.

They said authorities will determine what criminal charges the 27-year-old officer will face.

People on Wednesday were asked to remain inside for several hours as police, including SWAT team officers, scoured the wooded neighborhood along the Charles River for the reported gunman. Schools were closed Thursday as a precaution.

Is This Why Lying "Patriot" Cheat
Tom Brady Endorsed Donald Trump?

New: 87 Deceased NFL Players Test Positive for Brain Disease
Just read this buffoon:
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, when asked if he thought Republican Donald Trump could win the presidential election next year, said he "hopes so," ESPN reported.

Before the start of the Republican presidential debate on Wednesday night, a reporter asked him: "He's a guy who likes winning like you. You think he's got what it takes?"

"I hope so, that would be great," Brady responded. "There would be a putting green on the White House lawn, I'm sure of that."

Trump owns more than a dozen golf courses around the world, from Florida and New York in the United States to Doonbeg, Ireland, and Turnberry, Scotland.

Wednesday wasn't the first time Brady's apparent backing of Trump has surfaced. Reporters recently noticed one of Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps in the football star's locker at Gillette Stadium in Massachusetts. When questioned about it, Brady said it was given to him by Trump through Patriots owner Robert Kraft. He called it a "nice keepsake."

Earlier this month, after a judge vacated the four-game suspension handed down to Brady by the NFL over the "Deflategate" soft footballs controversy, Trump tweeted a congratulatory message to Brady, calling him "my friend and a total winner."

The two men reportedly are occasional golf partners, but Brady until recently has deflected most questions about whether he will vote for the real estate billionaire in next year's election.
A putting green on the White House lawn? Really? Because I was under the impression that Obama playing golf was the single greatest problem this nation of shitheels & ignoramuses faces. What's that? Oh, well then, as long as you're a White Republican it's perfectly O.K.!

The Clap

'Phoning it in now!
Mind you, we're not saying Der Shtingle is a vector ...
A national alert has been issued after an outbreak of highly drug-resistant gonorrhoea in Britain where authorities are extremely worried about its spread.
[Aussies, happy to note how awful the mother country is.]