Thursday, September 30, 2021

South Dakota Song

A mere 884,659 humanoids, but South Dakota has elected an allegedly adulterous, nepotistic goobernator who would be Trump's next Veep & a vehicular-manslaughtering Att'y. Gen., making one-time N.Y. Goob Cuomo look like a piker.

We s'pose the minute they have the money or opportunity all the decent people put the state in the rear-view mirror, leaving a hellhole of unvaccinated Republicans & oil & gas workers.

Chi-Lites Make Walk Of Fame

Note evolution of 'dos.
In 1959, Thompson formed a vocal group called the “Hi-Lights” in Chicago with Eugene Record, Robert Lester and Creadel “Red” Jones. After releasing several singles on local labels, the group changed its name in 1964 to “Marshall & The Chi-Lites.” In 1969, the group changed its name to The Chi-Lites and were signed by Brunswick Records.
Star number 2,702.

Today In History: "Fifty years ago, baseball left Washington in a chaotic stampede"

As the season winds down, a reminder of capitalist piggery. Not currently behind the WaPo paywall.

Wednesday, September 29, 2021


Wanted to pretend I was on a higher plane & wasn't going to say squat about the size of anyone's wee-wee, but while thinking of the best way to mention that I wouldn't be mentioning it I remembered there's a song for everything.None of the dirty words.
Higher culture & dirty words.

Sunday, September 26, 2021

Lost In The Ozone Forever

We get the sad news that Commander Cody has shuffled off this mortal coil, via Ten Bears, who has selected some of the Lost Planet Airmen's best numbers; we like this one too, which sums up anti-vaccination attitudes across this ignernt nation.
On a personal note, I first saw the Lost Planet Airmen in some dump in Mill Valley (or at least Marin County) in early 1971 (maybe late 1970) where they opened for an outfit named Clover that were the Attractions on Elvis Costello's first album. 

One drink of wine, two drinks of gin ...

Asked & Answered

Goddam right there should be sabotage (& violence if necessary); it's the ancient legal concept of self-defense.

Conditions in the social organization are so bad as to make destruction desirable for its own sake independent of any constructive program or possibility.
Everything's made of shit & we're all dying; why does anyone still bother &/or pretend?

From The Mailbag

Specifically, the Mike's Blog Round Up suggestion box.
Compared to RawStory and the right wing rag HuffPost, you report or barely report almost nothing that can be considered news, may I ask why? If you are reporters (hahahaha) yet report no real news oh a few slivers here and there but nothing concrete or rousing just enough dribble hoping that no one knows. I guess you do take orders from the right so that they are not really offended.
Well, dear aggravated leftier-than-thou reader, there is no reporting at C&L, just web-logging. Y'know, mostly reacting to idiotic stuff said by right-wingers on the telly & in other media. Almost exactly like RawStory, really.

Anyhoo, here's my final effort, at least for this go-round.

Friday, September 24, 2021

Friday Night Lights

Dr. Maya Angelou Community Phoenix at Helen Bernstein Dragons.

Bus Ghost

Fuck Walt Disney's Corporate Heirs

Dr. Strange©, by Steve Ditko. No doubt copyrighted by someone. Please sue.
Eriq Gardner / Hollywood Reporter:
Disney's Marvel is suing the heirs of Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, and Gene Colan as it tries to keep full control of Avengers characters under US copyright law  —  Blockbuster lawsuits filed today will decide future ownership of characters including Iron Man and Spider-Man.
Corporations royally screwed the creators; screw the corporations & slip some of the profits to the heirs of the creators rather than the parasitic stockholding leeches.

Another Load Of More Of The Same

At this point I can barely remember it.

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Twit Of The Day

"Well It's So Lonely
In The State Of Maine"

Cagey Collins

Thursday Throwaway

Should be right here. Only three more & I'll have my life (if you can call it that) back. For a month.

Kee-rist on a fucking crutch, next month I'll have been doing this for four-&-a-half yrs., w/o a dime or any apparent increased traffic to this shithole or increased adulation to show for my obsessive, perfectionist troubles. And an increase in work, since many of the other no-wage slaves have wised up & quit. Starting to think I'm being chumped, but good.

Apparently you bastards can cheat an honest man, so lemme tell you fucking people something: The very second some croaker tells me I have X months to live, I'm getting my murderous hands on a motor vehicle (the larger the better) & turning the sidewalks red w/ the blood of all the parasites.

Nature Wants You Dead ...

... By Any Means Necessary

Chain Of Fools

Produce, consume, die.Except there's nothing to consume.

Can't Handle The Truth Dep't.

Y'know, people are not going to tolerate the loud-mouthed minority much longer, esp. if they continue to spread the plague w/ their foolish resistance to common-sense precautions. I mean, who the hell do most of them think they are, other than privileged white jerkwads?
Oh, were Snowflake's precious feelings hurt? Quel dommage! This reporter's heart pumps piss for these cretins.

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

It's Over!

Autumnal equinox 2021 already. Where'd the summer go? Literally wasn't one in SoCal; couple/three yrs. ago I spent much of the summer in underpants sitting between two fans, this yr. I remained relatively clothed & only broke out one fan for one day. Yr. One of The Plague wasn't bad either.

Today In Horseshit

Another edition.

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Summer Sayonara

Home Movies

Oh, Look

No advertising money for this reporter. Cheap bastards.

That Boy's Crazy!!

Gone 'Round The Bend, I Say

More, transcribed by the Daily Bleat (& there's more video):
Fox News host Tucker Carlson continued his relentless anti-vaccine crusade on Monday by bizarrely claiming that the military’s new vaccination mandate was an effort by the Biden administration to weed out Christians and “men with high testosterone.”

Following the Food and Drug Administration’s full approval of Pfizer’s coronavirus shot last month, the Pentagon ordered all active-duty military members to be fully vaccinated. According to Carlson, though, the vaccine requirement was a “new political purity test” by Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.

“This was specifically designed to separate the obedient from the free,” the Fox host grumbled on Monday night. “Can’t have any of the latter category.”

Carlson, who has repeatedly sowed doubt about COVID-19 vaccines’ efficacy and safety, went on to say there was “zero scientific basis” behind requiring soldiers to be vaccinated against the virus that’s killed nearly 700,000 Americans. Never mind that service members have long been subjected to various immunizations, and a surge in the virus could negatively impact troop readiness.

Insisting that “virtually all” of the military is “at extremely low risk of dying from COVID” because they’re mostly young and healthy, the conservative primetime host went on to compare military suicides to coronavirus deaths.


Having thoroughly dismissed COVID-19 as a concern for the military, Carlson alleged that the vaccine mandate was actually a conspiracy to purge the military of virile, God-fearing men with minds of their own.

“The point of mandatory vaccination is to identify the sincere Christians in the ranks, the free thinkers, the men with high testosterone levels, and anyone else who doesn't love Joe Biden and make them leave immediately,” he exclaimed. “It's a takeover of the U.S. military!”

Carlson then claimed he obtained a U.S. Army PowerPoint presentation that was meant to address service member concerns about vaccines, including a slide that sarcastically read: “How many children were sacrificed to Satan because of the vaccine?”

“Then the presentation proceeds to list the so-called tenets of Satanism which are taken from the Temple of Satanism website. So here you have the United States Army doing p.r. for Satanists,” Carlson fumed, framing the slide as proof the military was rooting out Christians.

The best part, of course, is that Bow-Tie Daddy no doubt imagines himself to be the epitome of a free-thinking (yet Xian), high-testosterone dude. Sad, innit?

Is he lying because he's "cornered"? Does someone write this Bizarro World crap for him? A descent into self-parody/extreme trolling? Inquiring minds don't actually give a flying fuck at a rolling dough-nut.

Monday, September 20, 2021


“Boris Johnson told reporters on his way to the U.N. General Assembly on Sunday night he didn’t believe it was likely that the U.S. would agree to lift its ban on vaccinated foreign travelers this week. Hours later, the White House did exactly that,” Axios reports.

“For the second time in less than a week, a major U.S. foreign policy decision by the Biden administration appears to have caught one of its closest allies by surprise. And neither was the first time, either.”

Maybe BoJo should get the wax out of his ears. Maybe this was essentially an excuse to bring out this moldy piece of cheese, which certainly doesn't sound any better (even remastered) almost 53 yrs. after it was recorded. Effin' Limeys.

Zuck You, Fuckerberg, You Dentist-Spawned Glibertarian Douchebag

Also Vampire Sociopath Thiel

Max Chafkin / New York Magazine:
Peter Thiel's Origin Story: His ideology dominates Silicon Valley.  It began to form when he was an angry young man.  —  Sometime around the spring of 1988, several members of the Stanford University chess team traveled to a tournament in Monterey, California, in an old Volkswagen Rabbit.
Danika Fears / The Daily Beast:
Peter Thiel Claimed Zuckerberg Agreed to Push ‘State-Sanctioned Conservatism’ Under Trump Deal, Book Says  —  SCRATCH MY BACK  —  During a meeting in Washington, D.C. in 2019, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg agreed to not fact-check political posts if the Trump administration would steer clear of any “heavy-handed regulations,” venture capitalist Peter Thiel told an associate, according to a new book. The associate alleged that at the meeting—which was also attended by Thiel, former President Trump, Jared Kushner, and their spouses—Zuckerberg essentially promised to champion “state-sanctioned conservatism,” The Contrarian: Peter Thiel and Silicon Valley’s Pursuit of Power says. Zuckerberg denied the existence of a deal, saying that was “pretty ridiculous.”
Don't lie, Zucky. We still remember this, it was only a wk. ago.

Facebook Says Its Rules Apply to All. Company Documents Reveal a Secret Elite That’s Exempt.

A program known as XCheck has given millions of celebrities, politicians and other high-profile users special treatment, a privilege many abuse

Now can we take all their money & sentence them to hard labor & a diet of gruel until they fucking drop dead?
First they scratch, then ...

Monday's "Liberal" Links

Guess it's every four wks. now.

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Garfield Dies, Bouffant Birthed

What a fucking world, & no I did not ask to be born into it.
A pivotal battle in the American Revolution, President James Garfield dies, Bruno Hauptmann arrested in the Lindbergh baby case, Unabomber's manifesto published, Mary Tyler Moore Show premieres.
Yes, I am the Lindbergh baby.

Birthday Telebision

This reporter turned 11 on the date & yr. of this stumble down memory lane.

Just Wrap It Up, I'll Take It W/ Me

Synchronicity:If the CBS video is not functional, don't try CBS. Not working there either. See bee ess indeed. Walter Cronkite spins in his grave.

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Driving While Black

Sad Saturday Schadenfreude Fest

From the pages of The Big Book of Karma.
Welcome to, a repository of stories of anti-vaxxers who died or came close to dying of COVID needlessly from their own scientifically un-sound and stubborn beliefs.
Fcuking realtors are the worst, but they're all morons.

Friday, September 17, 2021

Baby Bull's Birthday

84th for Giant Orlando Cepeda, & he's still stomping.

Are There No Guardrails?

Woman Killed in Plunge from 4th Floor of Parking Structure in Orange

A woman in her 70s died Friday when she drove her car off the fourth floor of a parking garage at the St. Joseph Outpatient Pavilion medical offices in Orange.

The woman, whose name was not immediately released, apparently accidentally drove off the parking structure at 1140 W. La Veta Ave. about 9:20 a.m., with the car landing on its roof, Sgt. Phil McMullin of the Orange Police Department said.

No one else was injured. She was the sole occupant of the car, McMullin said.

Bystanders and witnesses helped flip the car over, but the woman was pronounced dead at the scene, McMullin said.

In the 21st century, the lemmings drive off the cliffs.

'Though maybe the lesson here is not to drive after, say, an eye exam or other medical procedure.

Friday Freak Out:
Blues Rock From The Bronx

Cultural appropriation?Alledgedly 1 November 1967.

Friday Funeral Fun: Crikey, You Rotter!

Are boneyards as damaging as golf courses?

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Stairway To The Stars

SpaceX Launches Tourists Into Unknown

Is there a "return to earth" surcharge the passengers don't hear about until they're in orbit?

Ripped From The Pages Of The DSM

Sonam Sheth / Insider:
Also known as megalomania.
Fewer than 200,000 US cases per year
Treatment can help, but this condition can't be cured
Requires a medical diagnosis
Lab tests or imaging not required
Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong
For informational purposes only. Consult your local medical authority for advice.
Sources: Mayo Clinic and others. Learn more

Up In Smoke

It was 43 yrs. ago today ...

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Today In (New) Idioms

I quickly shifted to Low Power Mode and summoned a Lyft. The car arrived just as the phone went deader than a right-wing anti-vaxx radio talk show host.

Effin' Blow Us, Other States

 Aidin Vaziri / San Francisco Chronicle:  California now the only state to exit CDC's ‘high’ COVID transmission category  —  California no longer has “high” community levels of coronavirus transmission, according to data published Tuesday by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, an achievement a top state health official credited to broad vaccination uptake and public compliance with restrictions such as mask-wearing.
You pathetic fucking losers. Don't for one moment think there's any room for you & your filthy viruses here, either. 

Agricultural inspection nothing; we have to close the borders to all out-of-state disease.

'60s Flashback?

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Aurora James at the 2021 Met Gala (Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock)
©2021 Shutterstock. No use without permission.
Ms. James, in the pillbox hat, designed the dress the Congresswoman is sporting.

Blade Runner 2021

I wonder how the chumps who rented a corner apartment w/ a view felt about having this monstrous obscenity erected & slapped over their windows/phony balconies? And the light pollution. Fuck you in the mouth, parasite landlord scum.

Also: Bitcoin ("*terms apply")? There's one born every 15 secs. or so.

Monday, September 13, 2021

Voting By The Light Of The Moon

Actually dragged my ass to a voting center & shoved my ballot in a box a day prior to the actual election.
Have some putrid bofe-sider-ism from the ever-"objective" AP. (Looks like Union Station.)

Posted 10 Yrs. Ago Today

Sep 13, 2011
Views as of 12 August 2021.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Saturday, September 11, 2021

Fun W/ Photos

You Cannot Hide

In this satellite photo provided by Planet Labs Inc., an area of Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia shows Patriot missile batteries stationed with one advanced Terminal High Altitude Air Defense unit on Aug. 9, 2021. (Planet Labs Inc. via AP)
An area of Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia that once saw Patriot missile batteries stationed with one advanced Terminal High Altitude Air Defense unit stands empty Friday, Sept. 10, 2021. The U.S. has removed its most advanced missile defense system and Patriot batteries from Saudi Arabia in recent weeks, even as the kingdom faced continued air attacks from Yemen's Houthi rebels, satellite photos analyzed by The Associated Press show. (Planet Labs Inc. via AP)
Bonus track:

Saturday Sage Burning

Guess I never perused all the song-writing credits on the disc; the Sonics borrowed this'n from Richard Berry too.Who stole "Louie Louie" from René Touzet.

Friday, September 10, 2021

Friday Freak Out!

Any more maudlin, morose & allegedly solemn solo piano music & this reporter will start breaking some damn fingers.
And now, back to 'phoning it in ...

Actual "Cancel Culture"

G-d damn America, where the Second Amendment trumps the First Amendment, every time.

EL PASO, Texas (KWTX & CBS Newspath) - 

Police in West Texas this week arrested Joseph Angel Alvarez, 38, who allegedly targeted a couple - killing the wife in the process - because they voted for Biden, and had a Biden flag and “a doll of Trump hanging” outside their home.

Alvarez, arrested September 8 nearly a year after the murder, is being held at the El Paso County Detention Center. He was jailed on a $2 million bond for the murder of Georgette Kaufmann, 50, and on a $500,000 bond for the aggravated assault of the woman’s husband, Daniel Kaufmann.

The couple was targeted on November 14, 2020, shortly after the U.S. presidential election, at their home in the 3000 block of Copper Avenue in Central El Paso.

A criminal complaint states police found Georgette Kauffman’s body inside her garage. After Alvarez shot and killed the woman, he allegedly made his way through the detached garage door and entered the backyard.

The court document obtained by KDBC-TV in El Paso states Alvarez walked up a flight of stairs to an outdoor patio deck. He attempted to enter the residence, but found the wrought iron door to be locked.

At that time, Daniel Kauffman heard a noise at the back door and walked in its direction because he believed it was his wife. Alvarez then allegedly fired several rounds through the closed wrought iron door, striking the husband, the court document states.

Kauffman told KDBC he was shot at five times, but was able to crawl out of his home and reach a neighbor’s house to ask for help.

Investigators obtained a Google geofence search warrant to examine all mobile devices within a particular geofence area of the victim’s home. The search warrant data provided by Google allegedly revealed Alvarez was present in the area on two occasions. Once on Nov. 10, 2020, and the other on the day of the murder.

During the investigation, investigators uncovered emails allegedly sent by Alvarez in which he stated his extremist religious beliefs and identified “pro-choice” advocates as the “Jewish Satanist Party” and claimed abortions were “Jewish child sacrifice.”

He identified Memorial Park, near the murdered woman’s home, as a “ritualistic satanic ground to conduct abortions by the manner of magic.”

An email allegedly sent by Alvarez to the 902D Military Intelligence group included photographs near the crime scene and the driveway that led to the Kauffmann’s residence. The photographs are suspected to have been taken in the area according to his geo-location history on Nov. 10, the criminal complaint states.

Furthermore, the email Alvarez allegedly wrote claims he targeted the Kaufmann’s home near Memorial Park because they voted for Biden and had a Biden “flag and a doll of Trump hanging.”

Copyright 2021 KWTX. All rights reserved.

More guns for the mentally ill who are too stupid to turn off their 'phones while committing murder, right?

My Movie's Out!!

Debuts today.

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Cards On The Table

Shorter Michael Scheuer: Crackers unite, & start killing for Jesus!!!

Shorter me: Are there no laws about this sort of thing?
Today, with little near-term threat of a foreign war, there has never been a greater need for a war here at home. Americans were threatened by foreign powers in 1775 and 1941, and by the vicious domestic war of 1861-65. Each time, Americans responded by reducing their enmies to the dust of oblivion. Indeed, the defeat inflicted on the Confederacy in war and especially during reconstruction was far more savage than that suffered by the British, the Japanese, and Germans. Since the end of reconstruction, in fact, the Democrats have never stopped trying to destroy the southern states, and especially the traditional culture of those states, which is thoroughly informed by conservatism, patriotism, tradition, and Christianity, and which today exists as the most humane and admirable regional culture in North America

Currently, average Americans are faced by an immediate and quite desperate need to reduce a domestic enemy to the same kind of dust. The Democratic Party, its black and white terrorists forces and legions of sexually depraved; many of the U.S. military’s flag officers and their highly ranked butt-boy underlings; most of the federal bureaucracy; any person employed by or associated with the United Nations; the media; all teachers/professors; Hollywood; pedophiles; the leaders and their staffs of major league sports; the leaders and their lieutenants of giant companies in the banking, medicine, pharmaceuticals, arms, technology, and social-media sectors; most Jewish-American leaders, journalists, and organizations, and their unending hatred for the American republic; and all Christian clerics who have abandoned their God, Bible, and flocks to side with the foregoing entities, can only be classified as the lethal enemies of Americans and their republic. They must be stopped and then scoured from the continent.

So here we are on the cusp of an absolutely necessary domestic war. We must be polite at all times, and in that the Democrats and their above-named allies started this war long ago, the favor must be returned. What is the offense that is causing the war that is now near to hand? Here, readers would expect a litany of crimes committed by our governments, along the lines of Jefferson’s indictment of George III and his Parliament in the Declaration. Of that kind of irrefutable evidence there is an overwhelming abundance, the most recent being a mother whose child was forcibly removed from her because she refused to be poisoned by the national government, the video of a U.S. soldier who expressed her eagerness for martial law and her willingness to shoot down Americans who defied her orders, Japan’s discovery of nearly 2 million doses of deliberately tainted vaccine, and new and definitive data showing the continuing and strengthening suppression of proven cures for the Wuhan Flu. Such a list, however, would be endless, and most items on it are already known by many Americans, and soon will be known by most.


... American patriots are clearly the exact opposite of those described by Ferguson as “degenerate and cowardly”, while those words are the precise description of all who follow Biden, his party and regime, globalists, and the pride-filled sexually depraved in their war-by-mandate on loyal Americans and their kids. The cause of American patriots against them is the cause of the Founders, the Bill of Rights, the Constitution, the English language, the rule of law, equality before the law, Christianity, and eight-plus centuries of English liberties, which now are being destroyed by mandate in Canada, the UK, New Zealand, and Australia, and will die by the same instrument in America if the mandaters are not wiped out.

It is a cause whose victory can be won only by the hands of armed men who are, as Ferguson wrote, “spirited and resolute” and who know that participating in a war waged to rid the republic of its lawless, vermin-like, and genocidal enemies is truly to participate in doing God’s work, and that such work – win or lose, live or die — is its own reward.

And what, after all, could be more satisfying, necessary, respectable, and blessed than to help kill, in numbers as large as necessary, those who are using illegal and so legally meaningless “mandates” to impoverish, poison, starve, and ultimately kill you and your family; to sexually pervert your grammar-skilled kids and teach them to be Nazis; and to make the Chinese and other Third World trash the rulers of America. Clearly, the only real challenge here lies is picking which target to dispose of first

All [sic], by the way. Sad, innit?

Reefer Madness

Today's police terror situation: Busting an illegal/unlicensed marijuana seller.
I'd figured it to be non-compliant by the absence of signs other than the green crosses,
Vapor Bar LA being a previous not very long-lived tenant.
Apparently customers are also hassled.

Fake News Weenies Have Fit After Eggs Thrown At Elder

"Tour of homeless encampments" my ass. Mr. Elder assumed he could exploit the least of your society for political purposes, but they didn't go for it.

Julia Wick / Los Angeles TimesLarry Elder cuts short Venice homeless encampment tour after hostile reception  —  Larry Elder's scheduled tour of homeless encampments in Venice ended shortly after it began Wednesday morning, with the leading Republican in the gubernatorial recall race hastily exiting in a Suburban …
Where was your gun, Larry? You're a big man when you're armed & confronting a woman, why not here you big sissy?