Thursday, April 30, 2026
A Day Like Any Other ... Miserable
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Enough Already
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Cletus Safari: Meet The Moping Morons
Read it & weep. Or other visceral reactions. How many of these fools will nonetheless vote for a moderate, sensible (in comparison) Republican douchewallader like Li'l Marco "Tiny Feet" Rubio? Doomed indeed. Hope the "gift link" works.The stupidest motherfuckers on the planet, ladies and gentlemen. The guy making that argument for not levying property taxes on people living in paid-off houses thinks he might enjoy that benefit someday. His tiny brain can’t conceive that the richest people in the country — the kind who can afford to pay cash for a house — would be the happiest recipients of this policy change. He doesn’t even understand what property taxes are, does he? No, he does not. And yet, his vote counted the same as yours.Bring back civics education. And happy Wednesday to all who live in this stupid, doomed country.
Sanewashing Continues From Former "Tiffany Network" ...
... Which Is Now The Nazi Network
| Idolatry: 15-ft. gilded statue of The Donald at Trump Doral. |
On Sunday April 26 President Donald J. Trump sat down with Norah O’Donnell for a CBS “60 Minutes” interview the day after a shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.That evening a 13-minute edit of the interview aired on CBS. The network also published the full 40-minute version on “60 Minutes Overtime.”
I went through both and made a transcript of exactly what was included and what was cut from the shorter version that aired on network television. The final 13-minute edit that CBS broadcast on Sunday was a bit of a Frankenstein monster as the president was sometimes cut off mid-sentence while other sections were cut and moved around to give the conversation a better flow.
Throughout the longer un-edited interview the president gave disorganized rambling answers that were filled with false statements about foreign investment in the U.S., immigration, and the 2020 election. He also brought up transgender athletes more than once and trashed the Democratic Party and the members of the press.
"Transgender For Everyone"
My favorite part:He's gotten one hell of a lot of "things" done alright. Eternal war, internal strife, tariffs, the list of his accomplishments is never-ending. And he's kept us safe: Men can be absolutely certain that no lezbos are coming to their houses to "transgender" them in Lumpy's America.Things like transgender for everyone. [?!?] I’m against that. There’s so many things that I’m against. I don’t think they’re controversial. I think the other side is controversial, but I do a lot of things and I get things done. And, you know, we’re respected now as a country all over the world. And some people love that, but some people probably don’t.
Stupid, & scared of things that don't exist. Paranoid delusions.Echoing the reported opinion of former US secretary of state Rex Tillerson, Lebowitz thinks the biggest danger of Trump is that he is a moron. “Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
P.S.: Who the hell's this "Al" who's suddenly everywhere, acts as if he knows everything & is a great surrealist painter?AI Overview: These delusions are a severe form of paranoia, often involving persecution, and are treated with a combination of medication and psychotherapy.
Let's Hope We Don't See Anything Else This Stupid For The Rest Of The Day
In Its Own Words
You'll have to click, as Zeteo doesn't offer embedding of its videos.WATCH: Trump's Own Words Prove HE Is the Source of Most Violent Rhetoric, Not the Left
Monday, April 27, 2026
Wash Day Blues
Pretty good sound considering the lack of microphones & amplification.If the fucking laundry room isn't working by May Day, I will march my ass the two blocks to your offices & suffocate your cheap parasitic ass w/ my dirty laundry, you putrid bastard, as there is no point to living any damn longer if I have to leave the bunker to get my washing done. Six-plus months of going to the laundromat signed your death warrant, you rancid son-of-a-bitch. It's killing time!! Ultimatum For The Slumlord
Sunday, April 26, 2026
This Is (Vaguely) Interesting
Saturday, April 25, 2026
Shots Fired
"Curses! Foiled Again!!
"The Situation Is Under Control"
More Of This, Please
Friday, April 24, 2026
It Was Fifty Yrs. Ago Today ...
The Wiccan Menace Threatens Us All!
Get Help Before It's Too Late, Weirdo!
Will this delusional witchfinder order the Navy to start bombing Monterey because Wiccans give him the willies?Here is a video of new Acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao warning that a wave of Wiccan "witchcraft" is taking over American and threatening Christianity pic.twitter.com/uwpkf03ENm
— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 23, 2026
It's the 21st damn Century, people: Comic books & fairy tales are not real. Fun, but fiction!! And now, the First Amendment's guarantee of the free exercise of religion is becoming fiction.“We can’t let it turn like this. There’s a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point. The original name was Lovers of Christ Point, but now it’s become– they took out the Christ, it’s Lovers Point, and it’s really– Monterey is a very dark place now,” said Cao during an interview with former Bethel Church pastor Sean Feucht. “A lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over. We can’t let that happen to Virginia.”Business Insider reported at the time that while there did appear to be a Wiccan presence in Monterey, there was “little evidence that the community has ‘taken over’ the sunny seaside locale.”
Friday Finger
This Should Freak You Out
Friday Freak Out
Thursday, April 23, 2026
In Memoriam
Deportation & Gentrification
Stop Them!!
[The New Republic]
Throw Back Thurs.
Yes, Yes, 1,000 Times YES!!
Time For Rude Boy Action In the Streets & Stores!! TAKE BACK AMERICA, STEAL THEM BLIND!!
Absolutely righteous & justified! Help yourselves to anything you want!! As for corporate executives & their flunkies, it's NOT murder, it's killing in self-defense & Gawd is just fine w/ it. It's a long-time Judeo-Xian tradition, like child molesting. Maybe He'll send an angel or two to help you take Holy Vengeance on your enemies, because He's a vicious killer too!Surprised none of these fake news fuckwads give a shit about the billion dollar thefts & grift going on at the top by the politicians & CEOs? Not "crime", just "business as usual". Squawk all you will about crime & lawnorder, scum, but the greatest sin is hypocrisy!New York Times:'The Rich Don't Play by the Rules. So Why Should I?'
Derek VanBuskirk / The Daily Caller: NYT Platforms Far-Left Youth Leader To Promote StealingSteve M. / No More Mister Nice Blog: THE ARC OF HISTORY DOESN'T SEEM TO BEND TOWARD JUSTICE, BUT WE CAN HURT THE UNJUSTPaul Bois / Breitbart: Hasan Piker Says Lugi Mangione Killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Because He Did ‘Social Murder’Scott McClallen / Townhall: New York Times Podcast Calls Shoplifting ‘Political Protest’ and Defends the Killing of a CEOWill Potter / Charleston Daily Mail: Condé Nast writer who owns $2.2m Brooklyn brownstone proudly admits to SHOPLIFTING from Whole Foods... and justifies it with very woke excuseLorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai / TechCrunch: France confirms data breach at government agency that manages citizens' IDs
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
A-Hem!!
Street corners nothing, stay off the telebision, disobediant heretics!When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. They have their reward. But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will hear your prayer.
What Americans actually do, because they're barely-functional semi-literates:America Reads The Bible is an initiative of Christians Engaged. Christians Engaged is a ministry of Family Policy Alliance Foundation recognized by the IRS as a tax-exempt organization under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue code, and gifts are tax-deductible to the extent allowed by law. We are educational, Christian, and non-partisan. EIN #46-4577178. Please make checks out to Christians Engaged or Family Policy Alliance Foundation with a memo or a letter that you want 100% of your donation to go to the work of America Reads The Bible.
Why We Are Screwed
RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." pic.twitter.com/MjDNADqc8p
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 22, 2026
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Josh Hawley And The Parable Of
The Single-Income Family
What part of NO KINGS do these people not get? Why do we need to "reassert the Lordship of Christ"? Why are we always doing his work? He can reassert the hell out of himself simply by descending from Heaven on His Trumpian Holy Golden Escalator anywhere he'd like, but no. He & Josh are kinda sissified, aren't they? Yes."No, we need a kingdom economy. Last I looked, the Lord Jesus was king over our economic life, over our labor, over our families, as much as he is over the church. Amen? We need to reassert the Lordship of Christ. And for those who say to us, 'Leave this to us. Christians, leave the economics to us. Christians, leave the social policy to us. Christians, leave the family to us,' we will say, 'Not on your life, because we serve a Lord who's lord over all of those things. And we will raise up an altar to claim this ground for him, for this country, over the innocent unborn, over our families, over our men and over their labor.'"
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| Are the works-w/-his hands calluses on his hands from gripping bottles? |
Does he mean we should all be janitors & farmworkers? Does this Xian economy mean no regulation & plenty of job discrimination? And how will Jesus perform this miracle, by dictating wages & prices, Commie-style? Waving his magic Jesus wand? He won't even stop wars or genocides, why would he ever give enough of a crap about Hawley's inane fantasies to perform radical change on American society?Another pantywaisted creep who has issues w/ his "masculinity", The Zuck.Hawley said that the nation must focus on raising up men who are equipped to lead their families in accordance with the Bible. The key to accomplishing this, Hawley asserted, is creating a Christian economy "where a man can support himself and his wife and family by the work of his hands."
Guessing wymyn have laughed at both of these pencil-necked geeks good & hard more than once in their lives. In constant fear of the bitches & the coloreds. And the rest of us pay for their damn problems.Mark Zuckerberg Thinks Companies Need More ‘Masculine Energy’
Monday, April 20, 2026
Four-Twenty
Monday Musicale
Ain't nobody seem to know me, everybody passed me by."
Jerks.
Retrospection & Reflection
Sunday, April 19, 2026
More Candidates For The Guillotine
[TechCrunch]Surveillance and analytics company Palantir recently posted what it called a “brief” 22-point summary of CEO Alex Karp’s book “The Technological Republic.”Written by Karp and Palantir’s head of corporate affairs, Nicholas Zamiska, “The Technological Republic” was published last year ;and described by its authors as “the beginnings of the articulation of the theory” behind Palantir’s work. (One critic said it was “not a book at all, but a piece of corporate sales material.”)
The company’s ideological bent has come under more scrutiny since then, as tech industry figures have debated Palantir’s work with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and as the company has positioned itself as an organization working for the defense of “the West.”
In fact, congressional Democrats recently sent a letter to ICE and the Department of Homeland Security demanding more information about how tools built by Palantir and “a range of surveillance companies” are being used in the Trump administration’s aggressive deportation strategy.
Palantir’s post doesn’t reference much of that context directly, simply saying that it’s providing the summary “because we get asked a lot.” It then suggests that “Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible” and declares that “free email is not enough.”
“The decadence of a culture or civilization, and indeed its ruling class, will be forgiven only if that culture is capable of delivering economic growth and security for the public,” the company says.
The post is wide-ranging, at one point criticizing a culture that “almost snickers at [Elon] Musk’s interest in grand narrative” and at another point touching on recent debates about the use of artificial intelligence by the military.
“The question is not whether A.I. weapons will be built; it is who will build them and for what purpose,” Palantir says. “Our adversaries will not pause to indulge in theatrical debates about the merits of developing technologies with critical military and national security applications. They will proceed.”
Similarly, the company suggests that “the atomic age is ending,” while “a new era of deterrence built on A.I. is set to begin.”
The post also takes a moment to denounce the “postwar neutering of Germany and Japan,” adding that the “defanging of Germany was an overcorrection for which Europe is now paying a heavy price” and that “a similar and highly theatrical commitment to Japanese pacifism” could “threaten to shift the balance of power in Asia.”
The post ends by criticizing “the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism.” In Palantir’s argument, a blind devotion to pluralism and inclusivity “glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures . . . have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful.”
After Palantir posted this on Saturday, Eliot Higgins, the CEO of the investigative website Bellingcat, dryly remarked that it was “extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement.”
Higgins also argued that there’s more to the post than a simple “defense of the West” — in his view, it’s an attack on what he said are key pillars of democracy that need rebuilding: verification, deliberation, and accountability.
“It’s also worth being clear about who’s doing the arguing,” Higgins wrote. “Palantir sells operational software to defense, intelligence, immigration & police agencies. These 22 points aren’t philosophy floating in space, they’re the public ideology of a company whose revenue depends on the politics it’s advocating.”
Nothing Can Be Trusted
Only a sissy would let those punks shove him around like that. Is that what those 77 million cretins voted for, a big fat pantywaist?Donald Trump, 79, reportedly threw such a tantrum during a fraught rescue operation in Iran that his aides banished him from the room as they were briefed.Senior administration officials told Rupert Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal that the commander-in-chief went into a frenzied state upon learning two airmen were missing when their fighter jet was downed in Iran.
His hours-long tirade became such a hindrance that aides barred him from the room handling the crisis, opting instead to brief him at intervals, officials revealed to the Journal.
First Cult Of Christ, Supremacist
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| His messianic glazing was also key in creating an entire cottage industry of some of the most heretical products ever produced, including Trump-themed Bibles and, this is true, knockoff audio books for kids in which a fake Trump voice narrates biblical stories like Noah’s Ark (“So, there was this guy, Noah, right? Amazing guy, very successful in his field…”) and the birth of Jesus Christ (“One day, Mary is visited by the angel Gabriel, top angel, great messenger…”). |
From ebay seller JC333PHOTOS:As I have been pretty open about my ex-evangelical past and have talked at length about the utility of evangelicalism in creating and supporting MAGA, I heard from a lot of people after the Papa back-and-forth and the Trump/Christ post. Most of the questions shared a similar theme: Is this the moment where Christians finally abandon Trump?No.
It’s not.
And, before we get to the larger story here, a succinct reason why: evangelicals exist in a reality where they have been taken advantage of by one grifter after another who placed themselves as stand-ins for Christ as they stole their money, preached obvious heresies, and were often found to engage in absolutely sadistic and unspeakable abuses against their parishioners, including children. Trump is familiar to them. Comforting, even. His tenure as the leader of a death cult was made possible by decades of other death cult leaders and he will be far from the last one.
In fact, what we are witnessing right now is a story that has been in the works for a long time. For centuries. Now, as the American Empire begins to buckle and fall, we are likely experiencing the rise of a “new” religion. And its emergence is an integral part of the larger unfolding history of both the fall of America but also the birth of a new order.
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| JESUS CHRIST PHOTO PRAYING WITH PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JOHN WAYNE 8X10 REPRINT |
A) It's not a photo.
B) I don't see any of the three praying.
C) Jesus is violating the Flag Code. And what's he doing to our planet?
D) Note ♂ on J.W.'s belt buckle, & boarded White House windows.
America Still Eating Its Young
NBC News:
8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting — The alleged gunman, who is related to some of the children, was killed after a vehicle chase, according to police. — Eight children were killed in a mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, on Sunday morning, according to police.Discussion:Johnny Diaz / New York Times: 8 Children Killed in Domestic Violence Shooting in Louisiana, Police SayStephen Feller / UPI: Eight children dead in mass shooting after domestic disputeRELATED:Emily Mae / CBS News:
8 children killed in mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, police say — Add CBS News on Google — Eight children and teens were killed early Sunday in a mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, authorities said. The suspected shooter is also dead. — Ten people were struck by gunfire in all …Discussion:Associated Press: 8 children between the ages of 1 and 14 are dead after a mass shooting in Louisiana, police sayAddy Bink / The Hill: 8 children, all younger than 15, dead following Louisiana mass shooting: PoliceDiane Duenez / Straight Arrow News: 8 children shot and killed in Louisiana, suspect also dead: PoliceDavid Ljunggren / Reuters: Eight children killed in Louisiana mass shooting, media reports sayScott McClallen / Townhall: 8 Kids Shot and Killed in Louisiana ‘Domestic Disturbance’Megan Ziegler / WTTG-TV: Shreveport, Louisiana shooting: 8 children killed in ‘domestic disturbance’Roberto Wakerell-Cruz / The Post Millennial: BREAKING: 8 children killed in Shreveport mass shooting across multiple residences, suspect killed by policeChristina Schaefer / KSLA-TV:
8 Shreveport children dead after what began as a domestic dispute, police say — Suspect fled to Bossier where he was shot by police — SHREVEPORT, La. (KSLA) - Authorities say eight children were killed in a domestic disturbance in Shreveport on W 79th Street.New York Post:
3 University of Iowa students wounded in mass shooting, wild brawl near campusDiscussion:Kerry Breen / CBS News: 5 people wounded in shooting near University of Iowa campus, including 3 studentsBarb Wilson / Office of Strategic Communication: A message to our community regarding April 19 Iowa City shootingWXIA-TV: Five people injured in Iowa City mass shooting, including three University of Iowa studentsBernard Mokam / New York Times: 5 Injured During a Shooting Near University of Iowa CampusKilat Fitzgerald / WAGA-TV: Iowa City shooting injures 5 people near University of Iowa, 1 in critical conditionFox News: Several University of Iowa students wounded in downtown shooting after fight erupts near campusKilat Fitzgerald / WTTG-TV: Iowa City shooting injures 3 University of Iowa students
Sunday A.I. Sacrilege: Cross & Flag
Starring Airbrushed Donnie's ++Golden Hair
& A Considerably Younger Melania, F/ Jesus
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| One extra paw. Is the golden oval a representation of Fat Donnie's alleged flatulence? |
Saturday, April 18, 2026
No Damn Pictures?
“Double Gun Salute”
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| An example of the "double gun". |
Conservative Closet Cases
This, of course, is why they hate wymyn so.
Friday, April 17, 2026
Much Much More Of This, Please!
Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him. pic.twitter.com/2bpSNFYNY2
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 16, 2026
The Return Of Colonialism
Today In Real Estate: Start A War, Kill Your Neighbors & Steal Their Land
62% of them seem nice.Uri Tzafon’s informal, oft-repeated motto is “occupation, expulsion, settlement.” It has advanced the idea that Israel must move its northern border to the Litani River—which bisects Lebanon about 15 miles north of the current Israeli boundary—and occupy a depopulated southern Lebanon, comprising some 10% of Lebanon’s total territory.That idea is now a “broad and troubling consensus” in Israel, as the journalist Moshe Gilad wrote in Haaretz on April 9th. In early March, soon after Hezbollah launched attacks on Israel in response to the joint US and Israel war on Iran, Israeli public figures began calling for the occupation and depopulation of southern Lebanon — a claim repeated again and again by mainstream Israeli media personalities. Retired military leaders and politicians also voiced their support, and members of Knesset soon joined the call for occupation. On April 7th, 20 members of Knesset (MKs) wrote to the Israeli cabinet advocating for “occupation and full control” of southern Lebanon alongside “the complete displacement of the population.” One poll found that 62% of Israelis now support the idea of occupying all of Lebanon south of the Litani River.
Some call it gentrification, some call it "ethnic cleansing".These aspirations are being translated into policy: On March 24th, Defense Minister Israel Katz announced that the military would control southern Lebanon up to the Litani, and prevent the return of hundreds of thousands of residents. A week later, he said that all homes near the border would be destroyed, “like in Rafah and Beit Hanoun,” in order “to permanently remove border-adjacent threats.” Israel has now issued evacuation orders for about 15% of Lebanon’s territory, part of its campaign to ethnically cleanse the southern part of the country, specifically of Shiite Muslims. (Hezbollah is a Shiite organization.) “Every home in southern Lebanon, the Shiite homes, are control command centers, they hold weapon supplies, they have tunnels going beneath them,” Israeli military spokesperson Doron Spielman recently said, in comments chillingly reminiscent of Israel’s justification for the destruction of Gaza. Over a million people have already been displaced from southern Lebanon, and over 2,000 people have been killed, with nearly 6,000 injured.


















