Brevard Sheriff Wayne Ivey held press conference with new right-wing school board chair to call for more severe discipline of students, saying they need to fear “like in the old days” that they’re going to “have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class.” pic.twitter.com/ld3ToG34mT— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) December 1, 2022
Wednesday, November 30, 2022
Government Child Abuse & Brutality Back In Florida
Tuesday, November 29, 2022
The Flower Of American Womanhood
Big Talk From Little Nobodies
- Andrew Torba declares that “we will destroy the GOP before we allow another Zionist bootlicker in office to ‘represent us.'”
- Neo-Nazi Andrew Anglin (cleverly “hiding” behind the pseudonym “Wang Lin”) tells Matt Evans (aka “Beardson Beardly”) why he’s backing Kanye West’s presidential bid: “It’s the right thing to do to support the guy who is promoting Christianity and who’s attacking the Jews.”
- Shane Vaughn explains why he is a Trump cultist: “THE MOMENT I saw HE HAD BEEN SET APART for and [sic] end time position in the Fathers plans — I BECAME HIS RIGHT HAND MAN from afar — fighting for HIS MESSAGE and FOR THE MAN — because the two are inseparable.“
- Elijah Schaffer announces that he has no intention to tone it down: “I have hereby decided to tone it up and go harder on these disgusting, reprobate, satanic, pedophile elites that eat babies “
- Finally, Vincent James says that feminism is the root cause of everything that is wrong with this nation “and it all started with allowing women to wear pants.” The solution? “We have to go back 100 years. That’s why we do, in fact, have to start taking away rights.”
So Tired Of Eight Billion Idiots Wasting Oxygen
Attention Humanoid Lemmings: There are too many of you. Clean out this planet. Kill yourselves now!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 29, 2022
Volcanoes: A New Hope
|Apparently nagonna happen.|
Ilopango's not the one that's currently erupting (it may be spent after 539 C.E.) but hope spews eternal.The sixth century was a rough time to be alive: Lower-than-average temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere triggered crop failure, famine, and maybe even the onset of bubonic plague. The ultimate culprit, scientists say, were two back-to-back volcanic eruptions — one in 536 C.E. and another around 540 C.E. The first likely happened in Iceland or North America. But the location of the second one has remained a mystery—until now.
Researchers studying ancient deposits from El Salvador's Ilopango volcano knew that a massive eruption had taken place there sometime between the third and sixth centuries. That event, dubbed Tierra Blanca Joven (TBJ), or "white young earth," sent a volcanic plume towering nearly 50 kilometers into the atmosphere.
Monday, November 28, 2022
Fake News Round-Up
"Calls Down The THUNDER!" "It Begins" "To War!" Don't Make Me Laugh, You Prancing Posers
Lookit these losers. Puh-fucking-thetic. Any loud-mouthed jerkwad who says & types stupid, ignernt crap & issues empty threats becomes their hero. And what the hell happened to property rights? Corporations are people too, my friend, & they have every right to tell people, esp. loud-mouthed jerkwads, to get the fuck off their lawns.Stephen Green / pjmedia.com:Elizabeth Stauffer / The Western Journal: Elon Musk Feuds with Apple After Tech Giant's Alleged Threat to TwitterCarlos Garcia / TheBlaze: Elon Musk rips into Apple for pulling advertising and threatening to strip Twitter from its store: ‘Do they hate free speech in America?’Brandon Morse / RedState: Elon Musk Is Going to War Against AppleKristinn Taylor / The Gateway Pundit: It Begins: Apple Threatens to Block Twitter From App Store: MuskAllum Bokhari / Breitbart: Elon Musk: Apple Threatened to Boot Twitter from App StoreTristan Justice / The Federalist: Elon Musk Wants Answers About Apple's Support Of CensorshipMichael Potuck / 9to5Mac: Elon Musk implies Apple hates free speech after ‘mostly stopped’ advertising on TwitterFuzzy / Le·gal In·sur·rec·tion: Elon Musk Confirms Apple Is Threatening Twitter's Presence In Its App StoreNicole Silverio / The Daily Caller: Elon Musk Accuses Apple Of Being An Enemy Of Free SpeechBo Banks / Big League Politics: BREAKING: Elon Musk Discusses Going ‘To War’ With Apple Over App Store Censorship ThreatsSam Janney / Twitchy: It's SO ON: Elon Musk calls down the THUNDER on Apple for threatening to remove Twitter from App StoreRyan Saavedra / The Daily Wire: ‘Go To War’: Musk Targets Apple, Claiming It Canceled Ads, Threatened To Boot Twitter From App StoreLiz Wheeler / Ace of Spades HQ: Apple Threatening to Deplatform Twitter Unless It Begins Censoring People The Way Gay-and-Trans Crazy Apple Demands; Musk Threatens to Release All the Dirty LaundryBen Whedon / Just The News: Musk says Apple stopped advertising on Twitter, is threatening to drop it from app storeBradley Cortright / IJR: Elon Musk Goes After Apple After Tweeting That It Cut Its Advertising on the Platform
Obvious, But What The Hell
Apparently It Wasn't Natty DreadlocksThree versions. Or lengths.
Happy Holiday Tweet
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 28, 2022
Avoid the rush, kill yourselves now!!
"'Tis the season!"
Sunday, November 27, 2022
Birthdays Of The Dead
Strapped At The Shoe Store
[Local Action Report]A man ran from a shoe store in Valencia Saturday after the gun he concealed in his pocket went off.
The accidental shooting occurred about 6:30 p.m. at Journey’s in the Valencia Town Center mall at 24201 Valencia Blvd., according to Lt. Richard O’Neal of the Santa Clarita Sheriff’s Station.
Surveillance video showed the weapon firing toward the floor, O’Neal said. It appeared the discharge was an accident and that the man was not wounded.
The man ran from the store, the lieutenant said, noting it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon without a permit.
The store was temporarily evacuated while deputies investigated the discharge but returned to normal operation, O’Neal said.
The investigation continued, the sheriff’s station tweeted, and anyone with information was asked to contact 661-260-4000, or Crime Stoppers at 800-222-8477.
Saturday, November 26, 2022
Political Power Issues Directly From The Barrel Of A Gun
Sat. Night SpecialGlad someone finally noticed that the Second Amendment & democracy are not exactly compatible.
"Gift link" to the NYT article. Digby's been on it since 2014, linked here. Some dare call it fascism.Mike McIntire / New York Times:At Protests, Guns Are Doing the Talking — Armed Americans, often pushing a right-wing agenda, are increasingly using open-carry laws to intimidate opponents and shut down debate. — Across the country, openly carrying a gun in public is no longer just an exercise in self-defense …NewsHound Ellen / Crooks and Liars: Right-Wingers Increasingly Using Guns To Intimidate And Push AgendaNicholas Fondacaro / Newsbusters: NYT Accuses Gun Rights Advocates of Brandishing to Shut Down Free Speech
Friday, November 25, 2022
Shop 'Til You're Dropped
Enforced Consumption Will ContinueHow pathetic. What's next? Will His Honor have the chief send the fucking slave patrol to your house to force you to go to the fucking mall to buy shit? If Jesus had had any money he wouldn't have wasted it on plasic bullshit for ungrateful jerks; he would've given it all to people who needed food & shelter. Be like Jesus just once, you assholes.
Until The Economy Improves
Thursday, November 24, 2022
Turkey Day '22
|Don Martin, Mad Magazine, Jan. 1960. Possibly still under copyright,|
but Warner Bros./Discovery know where in their fucking turkey they can stuff it.
An Emotion For Dogs
Land Hockey Suck Fest 2022
Wednesday, November 23, 2022
Seven Stupid Sucky Things That Should Go Away Forever
- Gift guides.
- The World Cup. Fuck F.I.F.A. & Qatar, & the whole concept of not using your hands. That's really stupid.
- Also stupid: Herschel Walker. Go away!
- Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving recipes. Thanksgiving travel tips.
- Black Friday. Consumption in general.
- Guns. What'll it take? Someone killing a couple hundred humanoids Xmas shopping in a mall? Thousands?
- The world.
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
Sick Of This Crap
The Senate & Supreme Court are deeply anti-democratic institutions. I call for every sitting Senator & Justice to kill themselves immediately, before the people come for them.— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 22, 2022
Monday, November 21, 2022
ICYMI: Alex Jones v2.0
It's not a "false flag", it's a "psychological operation".Eric Kleefeld / Media Matters for America:Right-wing media continued attacking the LGBTQ community after the mass shooting in Colorado Springs — Conservative pundits used the massacre at an LGBTQ nightclub as an excuse to further “grooming” smears … In the wake of the horrific mass shooting over the weekend at Club Q …Michelle Goldberg / New York Times: The Massacre at Club Q Was Only a Matter of TimeAri Drennen / Media Matters for America: Mass shooting at Colorado Springs LGBTQ nightclub comes amid a right-wing media hate campaign against drag queensJennifer Finney Boylan / Washington Post: The LGBTQ family is united by our fear for our livesSara Wilson / Colorado Newsline: ‘Sickening and devastating’: Colorado leaders react to Club Q shootingChristopher Wiggins / Advocate: Club Q Shooting Comes Amid Increased Attacks on LGBTQ+ VenuesTim Ozman / The Desk Of Tim Ozman: The Club-Q Shooting Is 100% Theatre
Very elaborate, long-term operation, obviously.Last night there was an event at Club Q in Colorado Springs, CO. It has been reported as a mass shooting in which 18 were injured and 5 were killed. The pathologically lying media reports that Anderson Lee Alrich, [sic] 22, was taken into custody after being restrained by club attendees.I’m confident in positing that this shooting is a psychological operation and nobody died.I think this shooting is meant to make the right look dangerous. The recent protests against drag queens will be cited as the lead-up to this. I suspect even Alex Stein will be blamed personally as he just went viral protesting a drag show yesterday in which he apparently stiff-arms an individual preventing Stein and any others from accessing the event. Considering the timing of this Club Q’s planned drag show today, this won’t be a difficult narrative to construct. It practically writes itself.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Fuck You, Cheatin' Crackers!
These people are repugnant scum & should all die in Federal prison.AJ McDougall / The Daily Beast:Todd and Julie Chrisley Get a Combined 19-Year Sentence for Fraud Scheme — GUESS CHRISLEY DOESN'T KNOW BEST — Todd Chrisley once said that while he could fix ignorance, stupid is forever. Guess it takes one to know one. The reality star of USA Network's Chrisley Knows Best was sentenced …Matthew Chapman / Raw Story: ‘Chrisley Knows Best’ reality stars sentenced to hard time for tax evasion: reportFox News: Todd and Julie Chrisley sentenced to federal prison; reality stars receive combined 19 years behind barsGene Maddaus / Variety: Reality Star Todd Chrisley Sentenced to 12 Years in Prison for Bank Fraud and Tax EvasionJozsef Papp / Atlanta Journal-Constitution: BREAKING: Todd and Julie Chrisley sentenced to federal prison in tax evasion caseCaroline Blair / Page Six: Todd, Julie Chrisley sentenced to 19 total years in prison for fraud, tax evasionCharlotte Hazard / Just The News: Reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley sentenced to prison for federal tax evasion and fraud
The Hippies Are Poisoning You!
Do not eat imitation anything.Deena Shanker / Bloomberg:Beyond Meat Plant's Dirty Conditions Revealed in Photos, Documents — Photos and internal documents from a Beyond Meat Inc. plant in Pennsylvania show apparent mold, Listeria and other food-safety issues, compounding problems at a factory the company had expected to play a major role in its future.Julie Creswell / New York Times: Beyond Meat Is Struggling, and the Plant-Based Meat Industry WorriesThomas Barrabi / New York Post: Beyond Meat factory riddled with mold, other dirty conditions: leaked documents
Sunday, November 20, 2022
Today In Two-Faces
Your two-faced hypocrisy is truly beyond belief. Have you no memory?— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 20, 2022
This you? pic.twitter.com/7anpbVwDHg— Kaylan_TX💙 (@Kaylan_TX) November 20, 2022
Happy Holidays to all.Ellen Francis / Washington Post:At least 5 killed in shooting at LGBTQ club in Colorado Springs, police say — A shooting at an LGBTQ club in Colorado Springs killed five people and injured 18 others overnight, police said early Sunday. — Club Q, where police said the first call came in minutes before midnight, described it as a “hate attack.”Michael Wright / Wall Street Journal: Colorado Springs LGBT Nightclub Shooting Kills FiveMadeleine Hubbard / Just The News: Five killed, 18 injured in mass shooting at gay night club in Colorado: police
Of Historical Interest
Saturday, November 19, 2022
8 billion pieces of undifferentiated tissue in this wretched world of shit & pain, & barely 600 of you brain-dead cretins can be arsed to learn something? Or be amused? There is no hope.
Friday, November 18, 2022
Friday Fuzzy Bass Freak Out
44 & 90 Yrs. Ago Today
Thursday, November 17, 2022
So Tired Of All This Crap
Everything's made out of shit & we're all dying. Surrender now!!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 18, 2022
This Was A Relief
Higher Resolution ...
Three Pan One, A Murder
The price of freedom: An accident or two here & there, a few lives destroyed, but you gotta get to work so you can pay your bills, right? Produce, consume, & run over anybody who gets in the way. I hate you fucking people.
Three Cars Implicated in the Death of Bruce Phillips
Frustrated by a slow police response, Helen Jones is seeking answers herself regarding her husband’s death.
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
Entering The Distortion Field
Gotta love the part where he complains about not being able to visit the sick or go to funerals. Why were they sick or dead?March, [sic] 29, 2020, is a day that should live in infamy. The national mitigation plan against Covid-19, “15 days to stop the spread,” was about to expire. In the Rose Garden, President Trump declared that lockdowns would continue for another 30 days. I tweeted: “President Trump just lost the election.”
When Mr. Trump announced his 2024 campaign Tuesday, he didn’t apologize for the lockdowns or even mention them. I supported him in 2016, and during his tenure he did much to dredge the political swamps, but his decision to approve and extend drastic Covid interventions should disqualify him for a second term.
The White House Coronavirus Task Force, led by Vice President Mike Pence, Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx, put the Constitution into an induced coma. Mr. Trump’s decision to adopt Chinese Communist Party tactics and close down the country gave license to states to amplify and extend these terrible policies, to governors to wield unprecedented executive powers, and to school districts to shut students out for months or even years.
Mr. Trump did very little to constrain this overreach. His dramatic Covid order shut down your business, barred your kids from school, denied you access to your church, your gym and your coffee shop. It suppressed screenings and treatments for cancer and other illnesses and kept people from visiting loved ones in the hospital or attending their funerals.
Studies appear weekly confirming what almost everyone now acknowledges—the lockdowns were futile as well as onerous. One set of researchers wrote: “Overall, we conclude that lockdowns are not an effective way of reducing mortality rates during a pandemic.”
Mr. Trump paid lip service to the need to reopen the country but never rallied lawmakers or other officials to do anything about it. It was left to governors like Brian Kemp of Georgia and Ron DeSantis of Florida to do that on their own.
Mr. DeSantis signed legislation that put specific triggers in place to prevent county health directors from declaring an emergency with unending powers. He implemented a patient’s bill of rights. He has continued to lead the battle against Dr. Fauci and his unending fear tactics. Little wonder the governor was resoundingly re-elected last week while Mr. Trump’s favored candidates went down in swing states across the country.
Covid-19 weakened America’s political immune system, leaving the country vulnerable to confusion, panic, unease and cowardice. Mr. Trump had been elected to combat this kind of insanity. He failed when it mattered most and doesn’t deserve another term.
Mr. Hart is founder of Rational Ground, author of “Gone Viral: How Covid Drove the World Insane” and an adviser to the Posterity PAC.
Stairway To The
W/ Crash Test Dummies
Tuesday, November 15, 2022
Third Time's The Charm?
Funny he couldn't be there, he lives in F-L-A. Perhaps he had to obtain some legal advice.Caitlin Doornbos / New York Post:
Rep. Matt Gaetz scraps plans to attend Trump 2024 announcementPrem Thakker / New Republic: Is Matt Gaetz Trying to Sneak His Way Out of Trump's 2024 Announcement?Dana Milbank / Washington Post: At Trump's angry announcement, the magic is goneKylie Cheung / Jezebel: Matt Gaetz, Days After Calling Trump ‘Daddy,’ Suddenly Can't Make His Presidential AnnouncementDavid Edwards / Raw Story: Matt Gaetz bails on Trump's big announcement despite being ‘one of the very few’ lawmakers comingHannah Getahun / Insider: Matt Gaetz is skipping Trump's announcement at Mar-a-Lago
Starbucks Special: Mold & Bedbugs
I understand fire is an excellent means of bedbug eradication. And the best way to treat corporate executives is as if they're parasitical insects. Which they are.Claudia Irizarry Aponte / The City:Starbucks Denied There's Mold in the Ice Machine at Posh Manhattan Reserve Roastery. Food Safety Inspectors Found It. — Chelsea store employees have been on strike since Oct. 25, following sightings of bedbugs in the breakroom in addition to that moldy ice.
Good News From The Arc Of History
Sherman begins 'March to the Sea' in American Civil War; Anti-Vietnam War protesters gather in DC.
Monday, November 14, 2022
W/ Friends Like These Hoovering Up All The Money ...
The Dunce Party. How do any of these ninnies manage to vote?Marc Caputo / NBC News:Walker's campaign tells Republicans to stop ‘deceptive fundraising’ in Georgia runoff — Republican politicians and associated committees are sending out desperate fundraising emails begging the GOP faithful to help save America by getting behind Herschel Walker in his Dec. 6 runoff race against Georgia Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock.But what’s not immediately clear to recipients is how little of that money is going to Walker's campaign: just a dime for every dollar given by small donors.Walker’s campaign, which has trailed Warnock’s in fundraising throughout the election, is asking fellow Republicans to stop their fundraising practices — or at least to start sharing more with the candidate."We need everyone focused on winning the Georgia Senate race, and deceptive fundraising tactics by teams that just won their races are siphoning money away from Georgia,” Walker campaign manager Scott Paradise said Monday.“This is the last fight of 2022, and every dollar will help,” Paradise said. “The companies and consultants raising money off this need to cut it out.”The campaign said it first noticed the problem Saturday when former President Donald Trump’s Save America sent out an email that asked prospective donors to “contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to the Official Georgia Runoff Fundraising Goal and increase your impact by 1200%”But if donors didn’t see a link that said “click here for details or to edit allocation,” they wouldn’t have noticed that 90% of their contributions automatically went to Trump, with the remaining 10% going to Walker.
[Political Wire]Trump Sat On $94 Million As His Chosen Candidates Lost
“Donald Trump hoarded $94 million this election in his various political committees as his anointed candidates lost the Senate for Republicans in tight races where that money might have made the difference between winning and losing,” the HuffPost reports.
Said one Trump adviser: “We didn’t lose because of Trump’s rhetoric. We lost because Trump is cheap. He left them all hanging dry…. It gave a free shot for all the right-wing pundits to turn on him.”
I'm So Bored ...
Around The Block & Around The World, Everything Sucks, You Jerks!
Sunday, November 13, 2022
My Heart Bleeds* For You
Reminder: Everything's made of shit (literally & figuratively) & you're all dying. Sucks, dunnit?— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) November 14, 2022
*That's not actually blood. Much thinner, & yellow.
Saturday, November 12, 2022
Friday, November 11, 2022
Today Weds. In Gun Safety
[WLKY]GRAYSON COUNTY, Ky. —
A man is expected to be charged after police said he dropped his gun in a school hallway and accidentally shot himself near children.
Grayson County Sheriff’s Deputies said they were called Wednesday evening to Caneyville Elementary School after the shooting.
They said a 37-year-old man had been struck in the lower part of his leg.
Deputies said video shows the man was there around 7:30 p.m. to pick up his kids from basketball practice. He was running around the hallways playing with a small child when he dropped a gun and it discharged, striking him.
Although no one else was injured, deputies said the gun discharged only a few feet away from the child in the hallway and children on the court.
Grayson County officials said he will be charged with unlawful possession of a weapon on school property and wanton endangerment.
We are not releasing his name as he has not yet been formally charged.
He was flown to UofL Hospital for his injuries and was treated and released Thursday morning.
Fuck You, Pharma!
The Schaden Freudes Itself
Allison Gatlin / Investor's Business Daily:Eli Lilly Dives After Fake Twitter Account Promises Free Insulin; Takes Novo Nordisk, Sanofi With It — Elon Musk's new pay-for-play verification system on Twitter shook pharmaceutical mainstay Eli Lilly (LLY) — leading LLY stock to skid Friday — after a fake account claimed “insulin is free now.”Dylan Housman / The Daily Caller: Musk's New Blue Check System Costs Eli Lilly Billions After Fake ‘Free Insulin’ TweetKylie Cheung / Jezebel: Elon Musk's Hellish Twitter Takeover Enables Wild Impersonations, Descends Into ChaosBrian Bushard / Forbes: Kari Lake, Lockheed Martin And Eli Lilly—Here Are The Companies, Celebrities And Politicians Impersonated In Twitter Blue ChaosJarryd Jaeger / The Post Millennial: Big pharma company forced to apologize for not making insulin free after Twitter imposter prank