Freak Out, Forty-Four Yrs. Ago

Andy Devine had a thong rind ...

Pathetic Weakling, Hold Your Camera Steady!

I like stuff blowing up, & demand better camera work!

Smashed Against The Sky

So Much For Democracy

Protestors disrupted a chamber proceeding after North Carolina House Republicans enacted legislation that erodes some powers of several statewide offices newly-elected Democrats are slated to hold next month. (AP video shot by Makiya Seminera and Gary Robertson). Read more: https://bit.ly/49xfpjG

And of course protestors are jailed. Again I remind America: A lack of First Amendment rights leads to the use of pesky Second Amendment rights. 

We may need a "Blood of Tyrants" label.

I've Been Telling You

They're Killing Us

I was all set to publish a normal daily report today when I came across two bits of news: Idaho Republicans are back in federal court fighting for the right to deny women life-saving abortions, and South Carolina lawmakers have reintroduced legislation to make abortion punishable by the death penalty. Considering this comes at the same time that politicians are disbanding or tampering with maternal mortality committees in order to cover up the fact that their bans kill women, it seemed like the right moment to take a step back and acknowledge how absolutely fucking crazy this is.

They’re killing us, and we’re meant to behave as if it’s business as usual.

Anti-abortion politicians and activists have demonstrated again and again that they believe women’s lives are expendable—worthless, really, if not for our reproductive ability. Yet we’re expected to sit here and react to that violence as if it’s simply politics. As if it’s perfectly fine that our suffering and deaths are being debated in statehouses and courtrooms as if we’re not human beings, but thought exercises and legal arguments.

I doubt if enough people will wake up, & frankly the hell w/ all of you. And I'll be killed soon enough, why should I care? 

[Abortion, Every Day]

Where Are The Copycats?

This tree is ugly & it wants to die.

This world should be covered by the bodies of corporate executives by now. Th' hell's wrong w/ you people? This may be your only chance to defend yourselves from the corporations. 

Ah, who am I kidding? You fucking sheep have been bending over for your fucking masters since the dawn of time. You're all worthless, & to hell w/ you all. I certainly can't save you fuckheaded morons from yourselves.

Crime Story

Your species & its systems are the absolute worst. How was this violent piece of shit murderer on the street? How are any of you murdering monkeys allowed to roam free? Good fucking job, Orange County D.A.

A 44-year-old woman pleaded guilty Monday and was immediately sentenced to 200 hours of community service for helping her friend get away from the scene of a fatal stabbing in a Laguna Niguel bar.

Elizabeth Anne Thornburg pleaded guilty to a felony count of being an accessory after the fact. She accepted a plea deal from Orange County Superior Court Judge Andre Manssourian, according to court records.

Thornburg was placed on two years of formal probation and ordered to perform the community service at a location “focused on racial sensitivity,” according to court records.

Co-defendant Craig Matthew Tanber was sentenced in February 2020 to 56 years to life in prison for killing 22-year-old Shayan Mazroei at Patsy’s Irish Pub Sept. 6, 2015.

The deadly conflict with Mazroei started when Thornburg got into a dispute with the victim. Mazroei had been playing billiards with friends when he stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and got into an argument with her, Senior Deputy District Attorney Mark Birney said in Tanber’s trial.

Thornburg shared “her views of Persians and of people from the Middle East” with Mazroei and spit at him, Birney said.

Mazroei, in turn, “spit on her three or four times” as he walked back into the bar, prompting Thornburg to chase him, the prosecutor said.

Mazroei appealed to bar security guard Mark Fillingham for help as an “upset and enraged” Thornburg chased him around the pool table, Birney said.

Fillingham told Thornburg to leave the bar as Tanber exited the bathroom, Birney said. Just after midnight, Fillingham told the couple “they’re not coming back into the bar,” according to the prosecutor, who said two bar patrons saw Tanber “ranting” about “having a knife and wanting to stab someone.”

A bartender summoned Fillingham for help with another issue, leaving Tanber unattended at the door, according to Birney, who said the defendant opened the door and yelled “`You!’ as he motions to Shayan.”

Mazroei “casually” walked over to the door and Tanber struck him “with a very strong left-hand punch” to the face, then plunged a knife into his heart and left shoulder blade, Birney said.

Mazroei “stumbled” back into the bar and collapsed, and was pronounced dead at a nearby hospital, he said.

Tanber ran away and deputies later found his windbreaker and the knife, he said.

In the moments before the stabbing, Tanber was heard by witnesses saying, “No one disrespects my girl,” he said.

Tanber was also heard referring to the victim with a slur against people of Middle Eastern descent and threatening to “teach him my way of correction from the penitentiary,” Birney said.

Thornburg was charged with being an accessory after the fact for picking up Tanber in the area and giving him a ride to her Mission Viejo home.

Tanber was free on parole at the time he killed Mazroei. He had been charged with murder in the April 4, 2004, beating death of 26-year-old Cory Lamons in Huntington Beach, but struck a plea deal with prosecutors after a mistrial was declared when an alternate juror Googled a co-defendant and shared the information with other panelists.

Tanber pleaded guilty Feb. 2, 2007, to voluntary manslaughter and admitted a sentencing enhancement for committing the crime to benefit a street gang, according to court records. He also pleaded guilty to dissuading a witness by force, street terrorism and assault with a deadly weapon or force likely to produce great bodily injury, and was sentenced to 13 years in prison.

Stupid woman seems to have started the whole thing as well as been an accessory, why does she get off so easily? Give her 20 yrs. She won't cause more trouble when she's out.

[All here; don't arse yourself.]

“these parasites had it coming”

Can't bring myself to post leech images.

Every fucking parasite on the face of this planet must die, & sooner rather than later. Burn off the lice & leeches & kill all the accountants!

NB: Per your sweet Lord, this is NOT murder, it is lawful killing. The only "murder" going on here was Brain Thompson & his accounting techniques.

According to the Ten Commandments, the correct phrase is "Thou shalt not murder", not "Thou shalt not kill" - meaning the commandment refers to unlawful killing, not all forms of taking a life; most modern translations use "murder" rather than "kill" to clarify this distinction.

Well then, most "modern" translations are a motherfucking lie if they don't allow for justified, righteous killing in self-defense, or for your tribe, or because you're a police ossifer. I dare all of you to stop your filthy hypocrisy for just five fucking minutes. Can't do it, can you? 

Meanwhile, the Murder Marine gets away w/ choking to death a mentally ill man that this pig society completely failed, to the point of murdering him & letting everyone get away w/ it, from Mayor Adams to the actual chickenshit who murdered him. Vigilante justice now!!

Sunday Filler

Lotta stuff going on in there. Or: Dig the revealed fractals.

Yr.-End Lists

List Of People To Kill: Funny, Sarcastic and Hilarious
Lined Notebook Journal for Women, Men, Teens,
Co-Workers and Seniors Gag Gift for Christmas,
Valentine's Day (Greeting Card Alternative)

I have a very long list of everyone who's been naughty, this yr., last yr. & every yr. before that going back several centuries (And I've checked it twice!) but I'm not making it public. Wouldn't do to warn those who are on it, if you know what I mean.

Good Music Is Timeless ...

... Which Is Why Advertisers Don't Use The Music Of Today's Youth!

(Little jerks have no soul at all, but they grew up in a completely soulless society. Not an excuse, just a reason.)

Here are two that've been all over the airwaves, & no doubt streaming like urine as well. First cutting:Of course this reporter is more familiar w/ the Five Keys version:The Velvetones no slouches either:And let's hear it for Aladdin Records, which both reused the song & reduced it 20 secs., plus cut the title by the definite article.

Also heard to distraction:Let's hope Mark, Howard & the other Turtles are getting some serious mechanical licensing income.

It's The Only Answer

What's that? Jubilation among some users? Betcher bippy there's jubilation!!"When the right time comes it will be dread for sure! 'Cause no one can stop the righteous ones!!"

Oliver Barnes / Financial Times:

UnitedHealth shooting stokes mourning and glee on social media  —  Jubilation among some users highlights scale of Americans' frustration over their health system  —  The killing on Wednesday of a top UnitedHealth Group executive unleashed a wave of commiseration, but also revelry

Tom Howell Jr / Washington Times:   Shocking response to UnitedHealth killing spotlights Americans' outrage at insurance system

Samantha Cole / 404 Media:   Behind the Blog: Healthcare and its Stakeholders

Reuters:   UnitedHealth, rival insurer stocks continue to tumble after Brian Thompson's murder in NYC

Nicholas Florko / The Atlantic:   Murder is an Awful Answer for Health Care Anger

Tell me, imbecile whose name ends in a vowel*, what was being done about the anger before justice was rendered?
In the American political economy, violence is the gold standard. Need I remind you hypocritical clowns whence political power? And more of what chickenshit chicken-butts these executives are, from someone's web-log Substack.

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*Furriners out! Haven't they heard of self-deportation?

Stop It, You Hand-Wringing Jerks

Fuck The Fucking New York Times

You putrid, pearl-clutching pansy w/ a peculiar name*. Ring all alarms my fucking ass! Where was the outrage at the murders committed every day by insurance corporations for yrs. upon yrs.? Oh, I know. There was none from the self-righteous hypocrites, because murder is not a crime as long as it's done by an aristocrat in the name of shareholder/investor profit.

Gawd almighty, listen to this whiny crap: "Even before any details were available …" "barely minutes" blah blah blah "Oh, too soon ..." blah blah blah blah blah. This idiot is outraged about people suffering the consequences of their actions & justice being celebrated rather than denied.

Zeynep Tufekci / New York Times:
The Rage and Glee That Followed a C.E.O.'s Killing Should Ring All Alarms  —  It started barely minutes after the horrifying news broke that the chief executive of UnitedHealthcare, Brian Thompson, was fatally shot in midtown Manhattan.  Even before any details were available …
Thomas Stevenson / The Post Millennial:   Health insurance companies remove leadership from websites after targeted killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

Selena Simmons-Duffin / NPR:   After a shocking shooting, Americans vent feelings about health insurance

CBS News:   UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry

Sean Craig / The Daily Beast:   Moderators Delete Reddit Thread as Doctors Torch Dead UnitedHealthcare CEO

Corporate executives can hide their bios & pix all they want; the survivors of their victims will be able to find them. Perhaps even the victims themselves, if they have the strength to seek justice after realizing a corporation has given them a death sentence.

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*Hey, furriner: Fuck your parents if you were born in an English-speaking country & they named you "Zeynep", & fuck you if you haven't yet realized that this is America & you may reinvent yourself (& certainly change your ugly & no-doubt-difficult-for-many name) any old time you want. Then go Tufekci yourself, you pious son-of-a-bitch. 

NB: This reporter has reinvented himself. Several times. You should all cast off your slave names.

Friday Fingers

Featuring The Grinch

Westford, Vermont.

Only 19 consuming days until Xmas. Do you have your Chinese-made plastic crap yet? Buy it all through Amazon, because that fuckwad Bezos doesn't have all of your money yet, sucker-ass chumps!

Friday Freak Out

A month & a day earlier.

None Dare Call It Genocide

Well, some have the intestinal fortitude. But they'd better watch their smart mouths, because they'll be in a lot of trouble.

Free speech crises loom with crackdown on Israel criticism

The incoming Trump team appears poised to take a hardline and Congress isn't far behind. And it's not just on college campuses.

The hour-long meeting was framed as a discussion about antisemitism, but no one present attempted to differentiate between prejudice against Jews and criticism of the Israeli government and its actions. Scalise also slammed Jewish students who criticize Israel, asserting that they “just feel guilty that they’re alive.”

Despite Scalise’s accusations of Democratic apathy, and while the harshest rhetoric against universities has come from Republicans, crackdowns on criticism of Israel remain a bipartisan status quo in Washington. In the last year, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have pushed for punishment of pro-Palestinian voices and protesters.

Have a wonderful Xmas, y'all!!Sure they know, but it means nothing to them as long as no one steals the Amazon packages from their porches.Note also that Ethiopia was a drought, whereas Gaza is deliberate.

Mad As Hell, Sure. But Will They Continue To Take It?

Will this be a turning point? Will the American people continue to use their Second Amendment rights to defend themselves against the tyranny of the insurance corporations?

Moderators Delete Reddit Thread as Doctors Torch Dead UnitedHealthcare CEO

NO COMMENT

“When other’s [sic] human lives are deemed worthless, it is not surprising to have others view your life of no value as well,” wrote one medical doctor, whose identity the Daily Beast confirmed.

Seems to be a groundswell of anger & agreement that somebody got just what he deserved, & GOOD & HARD, as it should be. An inspired imitator or two may be needed to keep the momentum going*. Dollars to dough-nuts this sort of thing has crossed other minds. Don't let this reporter stop any of you.

[Paywall]

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*If that fucking tsumani had materialized ...

Another Newspaper Ruined By A Billionaire Scumbag

An entire nation of ass-licking weakling pantywaists. Makes me sick to my fucking stomach. What the fucking hell are you sissies scared of? Are your billions worth nothing?

Harry Litman / Talking Feds Substack:
Why I Just Resigned From The Los Angeles Times  —  I have been a contributor to the Los Angeles Times op-ed page in some fashion for more than 15 years.  For the last three years, I have been the Senior Legal Columnist, writing regular weekly columns about Trump's legal troubles, the Supreme Court, and a wide range of other topics. 

Tom Boggioni / Raw Story:   ‘I resigned my position’: Former DOJ official leaves LA Times over them ‘appeasing Trump’ more at Mediagazer » 

Oliver Darcy / Status: The Times They Are A-Changin'  —  The old Los Angeles Times building.  (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)  —  Patrick Soon-Shiong is tightening his grip over the Los Angeles Times.  —  The MAGA-curious owner, who drew controversy when he blocked the newspaper's planned endorsement of Kamala Harris … 

Mike Masnick / Techdirt:   LA Times Owner To Personally Review Opinion Headlines To Avoid Offending Elon Musk

Sandra Rhodes / IJR:   Bezos ‘Very Optimistic’ of Trump's Plan to Cut Regulations in Fed Government

more at Mediagazer » 

JD Knapp / The Wrap:
LA Times to Publish ‘Bias Meter’ on News Stories, Owner Says

Taylor Herzlich / New York Post:   LA Times owner Patrick Soon-Shiong says ‘bias meter’ tagged to articles coming in January

Fox Business:   LA Times owner announces planned AI-powered ‘bias meter’ for stories, columns

Erik Hayden / The Hollywood Reporter:   Los Angeles Times Owner Plans to Launch Tech-Driven “Bias Meter” On Articles Next Year

Brian Beutler / Off Message:   AMA Thursday  —  'seth watch.  —  ∙ Paid  —  Good morning readers.

more at Mediagazer »

Again, stop buying shit from Bezos/Amazon you fucking morons! You're selling them the rope they'll use to hang you!

Just One!

I hope there are scientists working on these mutations as I type. Bring it on!!

Just one mutation can make H5N1 bird flu a threat to humans, California researchers say

Yes, please. I'll take several. And I'll be more than happy to share w/ the rest of you.

Now We're Talkin'!!

Your future home is on the bottom of the Pacific.

Two days in a row I have awakened to exciting news. I'd be more excited if this temblor had killed some of the tired-ass NorCal hippies, & Trump-sucking cracker-ass hicks (I effin' hate those people!!) who ruin the rural North Coast but maybe this is a precursor to the Cascadia subduction destroying all the West Coast. Fingers crossed.

On the other coast, haha fuck you, murderous thug executive:

Words on ammo in CEO shooting echo common phrase on insurer tactics: Delay, deny, defend

Absolutely there was blood on that jerk Thompson's grubby hands. 

Now let's have three days in a row of good news! Who needs to die & what needs to be erased from the face of the planet? (Trick question: The real question is what doesn't need to go?) 

Weasel Rib Wednesday

Whaddaya think's in that McRib, anyway?

More On Karma

Street Justice: Trafficker In Human Misery Gets His, Good & Hard!!

Har har. Shot in the back like the rabid dog he was.

Chelsia Rose Marcius / New York Times:
C.E.O. of UnitedHealthcare Is Fatally Shot in Midtown Manhattan  —  The executive, Brian Thompson, was shot in the chest in what people briefed on the investigations said appeared to be a targeted attack.  —  The chief executive of UnitedHealthcare, one of the nation's largest health insurers …
Bloomberg:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Fatally Shot in Manhattan 

Reuters:   UnitedHealthcare executive fatally shot in Manhattan, reports say 

Twin Cities:   UnitedHealthcare CEO shot and killed in New York 

New York Post:   Crime scene outside Manhattan hotel where UnitedHealthcare CEO was fatally gunned down

CBS News:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson killed in shooting outside of New York City hotel

New York Post: 

UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot outside Hilton hotel in Midtown in possible targeted attack: sources  —  The CEO of UnitedHealth was fatally shot in the chest Wednesday morning outside the Hilton hotel in Midtown in what police say was a targeted attack.

Reuters:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in New York City, reports say 

Natalie Duddridge / CBS News:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson killed in shooting outside Midtown, Manhattan hotel 

Christopher Cann / Chicago Sun Times:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in New York City, news reports say 

CNBC:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in New York 

Chelsia Rose Marcius / New York Times:   Live Updates: C.E.O. of UnitedHealthcare Is Fatally Shot in Midtown Manhattan 

CNN:   UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, law enforcement official says

Kathleen Ditton / WSVN-TV:   The UnitedHealthcare CEO has been shot and killed outside a New York City hotel, AP source says 

Jordan Conradson / The Gateway Pundit:   BREAKING: United Healthcare CEO Fatally Shot in Chest Outside Hotel in Midtown Manhattan (VIDEO) 

Morning Call:   United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson killed by masked gunman outside New York City hotel Travis Gettys / Raw Story:   United Healthcare CEO gunned down outside Manhattan hotel: report 

Fox Business:   UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot outside Manhattan hotel, no arrests: sources Gothamist:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot, killed in Midtown, NYPD says 

Hannah Nightingale / The Post Millennial:   BREAKING: UnitedHealth CEO fatally shot outside NYC hotel in targeted attack: report 

Forrest McFarland / The US Sun:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson ‘shot and killed’ outside New York City Hilton hotel in ‘targeted attack’ 

Thomas Tracy / New York Daily News:   Man, 50, fighting for life following shooting outside Midtown Hilton hotel 

Diego Mendoza / Semafor:   UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in New York 

The Sun:   UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson ‘shot and killed’ outside New York City Hilton hotel in ‘targeted attack’

How much blood did this prick have on his hands? Who'd his Nazi corporation let die (or possibly actively kill) whose survivor decided to plug him? Or it may have been someone who is so gawd damn sick of those fucking "Sign up for Medicare" adverts he or she decided to sign someone up forever.

Either way, it's KARMA, jerks! The motherfuckers at UnitedHealthcare just made this reporter change his insurance plan, a vicious act of aggravation & hostility that will not go unforgiven. And of course this straight-up act of theft. This reporter is half surprised he wasn't the one who plugged this bastard.

I hope this serves as a warning to every damn greedy oinker seeking to profit from the pain & suffering of the American people, in health care & virtually every other part of American existence. Remember, in Donald Trump's America, no CEO is safe!! And no one else is either, of course. Justice will be done!!

Tired Of It All Tuesday

Fuck the police? Kill the damn police! We have every right to riot, the pigs have no rights at all."Riot" police are entirely anti-democratic & must be dealt w/ immediately. Get up, stand up, shoot the pigs on sight!!

Likewise, South Korea. Would-be Hitlers can't threaten their people if they aren't backed by two-bit thugs & bullies. Disarm the armed forces, defund the police & kill any who resist.This has been another lesson in how to keep your democracy. A damn shame your species is incapable of learning important lessons.

Gentrification Update

If this is a cease-fire I'd hate to see actual war.

Expect to see this in America's cities once the war on woke begins.Please bitch about the price of eggs, whiny-ass Americans.Also, avian influenza.

A Very Serious Moron

Fox News:

Trump suggests Canada become 51st state after Trudeau said tariff would kill economy: sources  —  Trudeau made a hastily arranged visit to Mar-a-Lago last Friday after Trump threatened Canada with tariffs  —  Join Fox News for access to this content  —  President-elect Trump suggested to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau last week that if a tariff for failing to address trade and immigration issues would kill the neighbor to the north’s economy, maybe it should become the 51st state, sources told Fox News.

Rusty Weiss / RedState:   Trump Told Trudeau if He Can't Stop Ripping Off the US, Maybe Canada ‘Should Become the 51st State’

Jim Hᴏft / The Gateway Pundit:   Trump Drops the Hammer on Trudeau Over Tariffs: 'If Canada Can't Survive Without Ripping Off the U.S., Maybe It Should Become the 51st State!'

Next wk.: Buying Greenland. Or Iceland. One of those lands. 

Or, these United Snakes could attack Canada & Mexico. It wouldn't be like Hitler jumping the Frogs & Limeys & Stalin at more or less the same time. We could take 'em both easy, & they're providing aid & comfort (& food & fentanyl) to the enemy w/in, namely, us!

Out Of Focus Monday

Why does SONY* have so much contempt for my audience of about 10 that it refuses to focus its damn "auto-focusing" camera? Fuck them, fuck you & the horses all of y'all rode in on. (Because the real point of this is the contempt I have for every chunk of undifferentited tissue that walks this world of absolute horror & disgust. Also shit & pain. Never forget how unspeakably awful the world you morons made truly is.)

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*Two words: Pearl Harbor. Haven't forgotten that either, you rat bastards. The anniversary thereof is in five days, sons of Nippon. Try making a decent camera as part of your reparations, you untrustworthy scumbags.

There's Danger On The Edge Of Town

The greatest danger is how fucking stupid every last one of you is.

Untitled

Why arse oneself w/ a title? Was there any reason to get out of bed today? Why bother to breathe?

Superboy Sunday

Public service from the 1950s. Must these lessons be taught again? And will anyone learn?

You Are Literally Plastic People

The Age of Metaphor is over too.

What to know about the plastic pollution crisis as treaty talks conclude in South Korea

"Treaty talks". Do the amorphous they think people will believe anything, or will people believe anything?

Leaving, On A Jet Plane

I've ab-so-fucking-lutely no interest in what happens at ground level where the humanoids are. Just disgusting!

Friday Freak Out

This one dedicated to one "e" Charlena w/ a "C".

All Days Are Black Now

It's over, you may stop pretending you care about anyone but yourselves & enjoy Black Friday, you brain-dead consuming sheep!! Buy all your plastic crap & shit before prices go up up up!!

Can't Handle The Thanksgiving Truth

Russell Contreras / Axios:
Axios Explains: Thanksgiving's troubled history
Grateful Calvin / Twitchy:   Not Today, Haters! Axios Acts Like Turkeys on Thanksgiving, Twitter Tells Them to STUFF IT

Margaret Flavin / The Gateway Pundit:   Flashback: Rush Limbaugh Reads the True Story of Thanksgiving

Bradley Jaye / Breitbart:   Failing Leftwing Axios Attacks ‘Myth of Thanksgiving’: Holiday Is About ‘Racial Exclusion’

National Museum of the American Indian:   Rethinking Thanksgiving Celebrations: Native Perspectives on Thanksgiving

Bonchie / RedState:   Axios Tries to Cancel Thanksgiving, and the Ratio Is Unbelievable

River Stingray / Buckrail:   History, rethinking of Thanksgiving

Steven Hayward / Power Line:   Give Thanks for the Left's Blind Hatred

Note well there is no refutation of facts, only screeches of "leftist" & "hater". And Axios was really "ratioed" by the Nazis on Twitter/X, which absolutely proves something. Specifically, that there are a lot of Nazis on X/Twitter. One can only imagine the sad recitation of myth, legend & outright lies that sicko Limbaugh spewed, because one certainly isn't going to listen to it.

To Whom, & For What?

Santa Monica & La Cienega was the place to be!

The "65" 'phone prefix is indeed OL, but for "Oldfield", not my original guess of Olive.
That area is filthy w/ tar pits & gas vents; did it mean old oil field or old bean field?

Your holiday telebision family.

Title answered: Thanks for nothing, nobodies! Not a gawddamn thing!

Perfect Day Ruined

Would have been a perfectly awful day, too. Irritations, incompetence & poorly performing robots ("I wanna talk to a human, you robo-bastard!!!" "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you want. Let's try a different way", which didn't work either.) while in the bunker, then I had to go outside & was irked beyond belief by virtually everything that happened there. (If I have to wait for any more bitches & the sons-thereof to buy fucking lottery tickets someone's luck is going to run right the eff out.)

But an agonizing day that might have excused any number of atrocities & provided much bitching & moaning was completely ruined by finding an intact reefer at the bus stop.

Apparently a 1-gr. pre-roll, blah blah blah.

Originals Family Farm Cultivation’s Gelato is the purest and most potent cut you can find in California. Bred from a hardy Sunset Sherbet cross, Gelato is famous for its potentially blissful highs and heavily sedative effects. You can find this strain in our premium indoor eighths, 1-gram pre-rolls, and a 3 pack of 1-gram pre-rolls. Our Gelato reeks of creamy vanilla with a sharp and spicy bite at the end. A THC powerhouse, this strain is a favorite among creatives that claim it may provide a strong cerebral buzz. For medical users, Gelato might be ideal for combating insomnia, fatigue, and chronic pain.

Don't believe the hype, even if qualified w/ "potentially", "may" & "might". Had a bit several hrs. ago & was neither blissed nor heavily sedated, but it did provide a buzz & apparently wasn't dosed w/ acid or fentanyl.

And the fun didn't stop. Zenshi for once made sushi w/o avocado (Already preparing for avocados to be tariffed into oblivion?) so I bought some spicy tuna. The self-serve checker then failed to ring it up or weigh it, which I didn't realize until reëntering the bunker, when it sank in that the US$8.49 wasn't included in the US$6.27 receipt. (Can't fool this reporter for long. Well, maybe for half-an-hr. or so.)

Note to Zenshi: Congrats on getting beyond stuffing chunks of avocado in all your items;
now could you cheap schmucks include enough damn ginger & wasabi for all the pieces?

Was all this compensation for earlier agony, or a set-up for something really awful happening?