Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Our Only Hope ...

 ... is that someone or something (Meteor shower!!) will obliterate the arena where tonight's national embarrassment is taking place, killing everyone involved & clearing the decks for people under 60 to participate in the political process. No more gawdam septuagenarians running shit around here!

Sudetenland Surrendered, Mays Makes Catch, Pope Dies

Monday, September 28, 2020

All Stats Approx.

Richard Pérez-Peña / New York Times:   Coronavirus Deaths Pass One Million Worldwide  —  Over the past 10 months, the virus has taken more lives than H.I.V., malaria, influenza and cholera.  And as it sows destruction in daily life around the globe, it is still growing quickly.  —  More than H.I.V. More than dysentery.
Taegan Goddard / Political Wire:   Coronavirus Deaths Pass One Million Worldwide
Dave Lawler / Axios:   Global coronavirus death toll crosses 1 million  —  The global toll of confirmed deaths from COVID-19 crossed 1 million on Monday, according to data from Johns Hopkins.  —  By the numbers: More than half of those deaths have come in four countries: the U.S. (204,762), Brazil (141,741), India (95,542) and Mexico (76,430).
Nurith Aizenman / NPR:   COVID-19 Deaths Top 1 Million. How These 5 Countries Are Driving the Pandemic
Ted Mann / Wall Street Journal:   Global Coronavirus Deaths Surpass One Million
Politico:   POLITICO Playbook: The latest September surprise
A million daid across this world of shit & pain, 20% of them (206,000+ as we type) just from our shithole nation, which has less than 4% of the planet's population. How does that happen? Where's the outrage? Oh you're all just like me? Don't really give a shit, because why should one? (Apparently Old Lives Still Don't Matter in these United Snakes.) 

What concerns me is anyone, left, right or squshed [sic] mess in the middle of the road who pretends to be outraged, sort of ("Oh, the humanity", to coin a phrase.) but not really enough to do anything but type crap. "Where's the national mourning & grieving?", yada. If he's killing you, where are the death threats? Bullshit & hypocrisy, all of it.

Yesterday: Women Take To Streets Against Mexico City Police

Se dan choques entre la policía y manifestantes que protestaban la falta de atención a los casos de violencia de género
Rough translation: Clashes between police & demonstrators protesting a lack of attention to sexual assault cases.

Fuck You & Your Filthy Rodent & Insect-Infested Dumps Filled W/ Contaminated Food

Go back to Ireland, alcoholic small-businessman bog-monkey representative of the petit bougeosie.No one needs restaurants. Or bars. Stop consuming, save your fucking money, feed & poison yourselves you lazy slobs.

Ha Ha. Fuck You, Pathetic Loser.

Pick-up driving poser.

William The Conqueror Invades Britain, Miles Dies, B.B. Born

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Fuck Consumption & Consumers

David Streitfeld / New York Times:
Inside eBay's Cockroach Cult: The Ghastly Story of a Stalking Scandal  —  “People are basically good” was eBay's founding principle.  But in the deranged summer of 2019, prosecutors say, a campaign to terrorize a blogger crawled out of a dark place in the corporate soul.  —  1. Dad stabs a chair
Kim Lyons / The Verge:   Go read this story about a bizarre harassment campaign by a group of ex-eBay employees
I have never purchased anything from eBay, Amazon or etsy. Nor will I. Fuck them all in their money-grubbing asshole mouths, & fuck every one of you morons who perpetuate their gawddam bullshit. Th' fuck is wrong w/ you all?

60 Yrs. Ago: First Presidential Debates

Friday, September 25, 2020

Friday's Freak-Out: Free Money

Found a five-spot in the 7-Eleven®; guess things could be worse.

Get Up & Die, You Sick Sack Of Shit

How could anyone even tell this ancient drooling racist cretin was having an "episode"?
Spencer Neale / Washington Examiner:
Ron Paul hospitalized for ‘precautionary’ reasons after appearing to suffer medical episode on livestream  —  Former Texas Rep. Ron Paul has been hospitalized for “precautionary” reasons after he appeared to suffer a stroke during a live episode of his political show Liberty Report.
If there's a minimum age to be President, surely there should be a maximum age for engagement in politics; this 85-yr. old fuckwit is far beyond his sell-by date.

No Racism In These United Snakes

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Pollution, Murder, Jesus & 200,000 Dead: Yep, Pretty Much A Death Cult

Seldom has the life/death choice been starker.

"A Shame"

Where Is The Outrage?

Bloody-handed bastard.

Sucker & Loser Nathan Hale Loses But One Life For His Country, Ford Remains Luckiest President Ever

Warning to Republican Presidents: Stay the fuck outta Cali. We don't like your kind much.

Here's some fun: The Irving Berlin Estate wouldn't let Flo & Eddie reproduce the lyrics to this number on the inner sleeve of the album.

Toots Tues.

Lively Up Yourself Afore It's Too Late!

All the hits, 8 July 2017. Cats in the band appear to be relative O.G.s. And Toots has that biker look.

Now Is The Autumn Of Our Discontent

Going Going ...

Monday, September 21, 2020


Paging Dr. Freud ...
Are you totally owned, libdart?

Hmm ...


Not instant, however. Took over a month for this skeptic to croak.

Former Nashville Council Member Tony Tenpenny, a Trump-loving Republican who posted anti-face mask memes on Facebook, has died from complications resulting from being infected from COVID-19.

The Tennessean reports that Tenpenny “was hospitalized for more than a month at one of the St. Thomas hospitals and was placed on a ventilator earlier in September” before he died over the weekend.

Another lemming on the pile of corpses. Where's the outrage?

The Time Machine Author Is Born

History Never Stops ...

... even if inspiration has ground to a crashing halt.

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Exclusive: First Release of "1776 Commission" Materials

Frontiers Of Freedom

Soon to be required viewing for every American, a look at how great the America of Donald Trump's ragged synapses is, & how it got to be that way, before everything went to hell around 1950 or so.The goofy synthesizer muzak adds to the general weirdness, but one must assume there was music & quite possibly narration for this lovely little pageant. Save your imagination, we found it:This version has title cards, irritating time code & a different male narrator.Neither professional version has the Plymouth Rock shtik & other stuff in the first five mins. of the home flicks. And for the hell of it (Or the complete documentary experience.) the Santa Fe "Indian village" & other stuff. Like a Powell & Market cable car, which was surprising.The whole mess apparently was an inspiration for effing Disneyland.

U.N. Offensive

"War Between The Sexes" Held

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Summer's Almost Gone

In 1953, Malignant Bouffant was born. He hasn't made history yet, but he's planning on taking as many of you rat bastards w/ him as he can before he goes.

Friday, September 18, 2020


That I felt.

Hendrix Dies, Fugitive Slave Act Passed, Anthrax Letters

Fifty yrs. ago today, this reporter was in London as well. I lived, to get on the S.S. France that day & return to the United Snakes.

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Presidential Herd Mentality

Undeterred by mounting criticism over his repeated dismissals of the severity of the coronavirus pandemic, President Donald Trump doubled down on his claim that the virus will “go away” on Tuesday. Even if it doesn’t, he said, “herd mentality” will take over and save us all. The president made the remarks during a 90-minute town hall event hosted by ABC News late Tuesday in which he repeated many of the same rosy predictions that have previously been proven wrong. Apparently conflating “herd mentality” with “herd immunity”—which occurs when a large enough proportion of the population has built up immunity to an infectious disease, often through vaccination—the president insisted the country will recover from the pandemic even without a vaccine.

“It would go away without the vaccine … but it’s going to go away a lot faster with it,” Trump said, adding that “with time, it goes away.” “And many deaths,” ABC’s George Stephanopoulos noted. The president continued on as if he had not heard the remark, explaining that “you’ll develop like a herd mentality. It’s going to be herd-developed, and that’s going to happen, that will all happen …. But I really believe we’re rounding the corner.” When Stephanopoulos reminded him that even one of the lead members of the White House’s own coronavirus task force, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has disagreed with that assessment, Trump said: “But you know a lot of people do agree with me.”
[Wake up, sheeple!!]

Play Ball!

Alex Scarborough / ESPN:
LSU coach Ed Orgeron: ‘Most’ of team has contracted coronavirus  —  LSU coach Ed Orgeron said on Tuesday that most of his team has contracted COVID-19.  —  "Not all of our players, but most of our players have caught it," Orgeron told reporters. "I think that hopefully they won't catch it again, and hopefully they're not out for games."
Asked later for further clarification, Orgeron said he didn't know the exact percentage of players who have had the coronavirus.
"Hopefully that once you catch it, you don't get it again," he said. "I'm not a doctor. I think they have that 90-day window, so most of the players that have caught it, we do feel like they'll be eligible for games."

++Schadenfreude: Yuck Foo, Fred

From Oregon:

GOP Senator Who Walked Out To Stop Climate Vote Loses House To Wildfire

Nazis & A Church Bombing

The four girls killed in the bombing were Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robertson, and Carol Denise McNair.

Innocent Fun At The Thingplatz

Whadda ya know.
The Waldbühne is an amphitheatre at Olympiapark Berlin in Berlin, Germany. It was designed by German architect Werner March in emulation of a Greek theatre and built between 1934 and 1936 as the Dietrich-Eckart-Freilichtbühne, a Nazi Thingplatz, and opened in association with the 1936 Summer Olympics.

Friday, September 11, 2020

Friday Freak-Out (W/ Frye Boots)

That's All, Folks!

Between the signing of the capitulation documents on board the battleship Missouri (BB-63) and the end of the year, Japanese garrisons on the Asiatic mainland and on by-passed islands scattered throughout the western Pacific surrender. Occupation of Japan progresses and the administrative organization of the U.S. naval forces in the area is adjusted where necessary to enable the Navy to carry out occupation and demilitarization duties. Naval combat strength shrinks as demobilization procedures are set in motion. On 10 October 1945 Headquarters of the Commander in Chief U.S. Fleet (Fleet Admiral Ernest J. King) is disestablished.

Goin' Home II

TUE 11 SEP 1945
Operation MAGIC CARPET begins.

"Now You've Covered Your Ass":
When Babylon Burned, Thanks To Bush

Fuck you jingoistic bastards in the mouth. Phony patriotism is for suckers & losers, as you may have heard recently. This country got what it deserved in 2001, just as it's getting it good & hard now under Trump. 200,000 dead any day now!
Truth & Fact & Correct:  Babylon Deh Pon Fire
Does it ever occur to you fucking sheep there may be actual reasons these kinds of things continue to happen to this shithole nation beyond "they hate us for our freedumbs" & the selection (despite the actual vote) of incompetent Republicans as President? Like, even deeper problems?

P.S.: Did we note 200,000 plague dead? That's 66.66666666666667 September Elevenths. So far. Enjoy autumn.

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Sign Of The Times:
"Crime Against Human"

Remember when you had to track down a mimeograph machine to copy your multi-thousand-word screeds before you could tack them to a telephone pole? Ha! Now you can't even find a wooden 'phone pole to which you could attach your screeds, but you can crank them out on your $50.00 printer and tape them to metal poles. Also in your nasty stupid post-literate world, colorful pictures & moronic memes can be used, rather than typing your individual paranoias in elaborate detail. Nice world of shit & pain you've made for yourselves, you fucking jerks.

Kind Of A Big Fucking Day

More important news from the past: In 1850, California joined the union. 170 yrs. on, we're getting sick of your damn non-stop shit & we may be leaving at any fucking moment. Assholes.

And on this day in 1969 this reporter's father died near Yakima, Wash., when he ran into someone while driving drunk & trying to pass on a curve. Asshole.

Admission Day Fi-Yuh!

The Coast is the most 'cause the — HEY!! That's hot!

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Fuck These People & Their Pathetic Superstitions

Ewan Palmer / Newsweek:
Church Leader Who Blamed Coronavirus on Gay Marriage Contracts COVID-19

A leading church figure in Ukraine who previously described the coronavirus outbreak as “God's punishment” against gay marriage has contracted COVID-19.  —  Patriarch Filaret, leader of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of Kyiv Patriarchate, is in a stable condition in hospital after it was announced on September 4 that he had contracted the virus.

"We inform you that His Holiness Patriarch Filaret of Kyiv and All Rus-Ukraine tested positive for COVID-19 during planned testing," the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of Kyiv Patriarchate said in a statement.

"Now His Holiness Patriarch is undergoing treatment at a hospital. The Patriarch's state of health is satisfactory. We ask for holy prayers for the health and recovery of Patriarch Filaret."
I have some thoughts & prayers for this rancid, hateful 91-yr. old bastard.

Police Start Clearing Out The Weak & Helpless, No Matter Their Skin Tone

You're next, white people. Fuck you, coppers!!

Tim Elfrink / Washington Post:
'He's a small child': Utah police shot a 13-year-old autistic boy after his mother called 911 for help  —  When Golda Barton dialed 911 on Friday, she hoped emergency responders could help hospitalize her 13-year-old son, who has Asperger syndrome and was having a mental crisis.

Idiot Ford Pardons Crook Nixon, Galveston Hurricane, Dutch Leave Nieuw Amsterdam, Leningrad Besieged

Monday, September 7, 2020

Whoops! It Was Right Here Just A Minute Ago ...

Worst People In The Sports World, Previous Decade Edition

Steve M. examines some RELIABLE SOURCES! Breitbart used while attempting to refute that Atlantic article about Trump's thoughts on the troops. Of special interest to Dodger fans is the research into one-time Dodger owners/power couple scumbuckets Jamie & Frank McCourt. Current U.S. Ambassador to France & Monaco Jamie may be the worst of the two, as she latched right on to Trump like the bottle-blonde remora she is, while Frank has taken his ill-gotten gains & pretty much avoided the public eye since the ugliness.

Labor Day "Fuck You" To A Nation Of Unemployed Losers All Of Whom Are Going To Die Of The Plague

So fucking hot I barely had the strength to conceive & type the above. (Doesn't mean it won't happen, jobless losers.)

1921: Roaring Twenties T&A Debuts

Blitz, ESPN Begin; Tupac Shakur Shot

Sunday, September 6, 2020

Goin' Home

THU 6 SEP 1945
Japanese surrender Maleolap Atoll in ceremony on board destroyer escort Wingfield (DE-194).

U.S. troops begin return to United States as TF 11 (Vice Admiral Frederick C. Sherman) sails from Tokyo Bay for the west coast.

McKinley Gets His; First Piggly-Wiggly Opens

Saturday, September 5, 2020

How Hot Is it?

Sadly, this hot:

Hiker Dies, Others Overcome by Heat; Santa Monica Mountain Trails Closed

Allegedly "feels like" 102°F when I was wandering the streets of Hollywood today.

Yap Surrendered

WED 5 SEP 1945
Japanese surrender Yap Island in ceremony on board destroyer Tillman (DD-641).

Fuck You & Your Stupid Boat Too!!

Multiple boats in distress, sinking at Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis  —  Multiple 911 calls have been made regarding boats being in distress, some sinking at the ‘Trump Boat Parade’ scheduled for Saturday afternoon on Lake Travis, according to the Travis County Sheriff's Office.
‘Many boats in distress,’ several have sunk during ‘Trump Boat Parade’ on Lake Travis, TSCO says  —  Reports of sinking boats on Lake Travis began coming in on the Citizen app at around 1:20 p.m. Saturday.  —  TRAVIS COUNTY, Texas — The Travis County Sheriff's Office (TCSO) has responded to …
Karen Ruiz / Daily Mail:
Multiple vessels sink during a Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis in Texas and people are rescued from the water - as nationwide MAGA celebrations kick off for the Labor Day weekend  — Travis County Sheriff's Office said it's responding to ‘many boats in distress’ on Lake Travis, Texas
Bob Brigham / Raw Story:
Trump boat parade ends in disaster after multiple vessels sink in Texas lake  —  Texas Republicans endangered themselves on Saturday by failing to safely hold a boat parade.  —  “Multiple 911 calls have been made regarding boats being in distress, some sinking at the ‘Trump Boat Parade’ scheduled …
Fucking assholes, swamping their fellow Boating Turds for Trump because none of them have even the slightest concern for others. Too damn bad none of these bloated obese oafs sank like stones & drowned.

Massacre & Assassination, On The Road Published

And fuck "Mother" Teresa.

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Today In Postal Service

Pension check arrived, a day late. Postmarked from 28269 (Charlotte, N.C.) 26 August. Last Weds. Arrived today, eight days later. In the two yrs. (this month) I've been receiving it, it's only been late last month & this one. Earlier in the yr. I had freaking Priority Mail packages from the East Coast that arrived in three days.

And fuck this moron in his ugly lying mouth.

Trump-Nominated Postal Service Board Member Pushed Black Lives Matter Conspiracy Theories

John Barger called the movement “violent” and said it had nothing to do with race in exchanges on LinkedIn.

Officially Over

SUN 2 SEP 1945
Japanese surrender documents are signed on board battleship Missouri (BB-63) at anchor in Tokyo Bay. General of the Army Douglas MacArthur signs for the Allied Powers; Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz signs for the U.S.
TF 33 (Rear Admiral John L. Hall) lands army forces at Yokohama. 
Japanese surrender Palau Islands in ceremony on board destroyer escort Amick (DE-168).
Japanese surrender Truk in ceremony on board heavy cruiser Portland (CA-33).
Japanese surrender Pagan Island northern Marianas, on board destroyer Rhind (DD-404).
Japanese surrender Rota, Marianas, in ceremony on board destroyer escort Heyliger (DE-510).
In this Sept. 5, 1945, file photo, some of the 2,600 Japanese POWs who comprised the enemy garrison on the island of Rota are lined up in a prisoner of war stockade on Guam, in the Marianas Islands. They were brought from their island holdout 50 miles away. (Pool Photo via AP)
In this Sept. 5, 1945, file photo, some of the 2,600 Japanese POWs who comprised the enemy garrison on the island of Rota are lined up in a prisoner of war stockade on Guam, in the Marianas Islands. They were brought from their island holdout 50 miles away. Wednesday, Sept. 2, 2020, is the anniversary of the formal Sept. 2, 1945, surrender of Japan to the United States. (Pool Photo via AP)

5 Things to Know About Japan's World War II Surrender

Beat On The Brat! Beat On The Brat!

Ha ha ha fuck you you little bastard.

Good Day For America: Japan Surrenders, Sherman Takes Atlanta

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Internment Camps Located


    SAT 1 SEP 1945
    Two civilian internment camps are located in Tokyo area; internees are evacuated in hospital ship Benevolence (AH-13).

    Let's Have A War!