America Still Eating Its Young

I don't have any immediate relatives it would be worth killing. This guy did. Why didn't the children have guns to protect themselves from Daddy?

 NBC News:

8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting  —  The alleged gunman, who is related to some of the children, was killed after a vehicle chase, according to police.  —  Eight children were killed in a mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, on Sunday morning, according to police.

Discussion:

Johnny Diaz / New York Times:   8 Children Killed in Domestic Violence Shooting in Louisiana, Police Say

Associated Press:   Police say 8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting

Breitbart:   Eight Children Fatally Shot Across Three Locations in Shreveport

Stephen Feller / UPI:   Eight children dead in mass shooting after domestic dispute

RELATED:

 Emily Mae / CBS News:

8 children killed in mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, police say  —  Add CBS News on Google  —  Eight children and teens were killed early Sunday in a mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, authorities said.  The suspected shooter is also dead.  —  Ten people were struck by gunfire in all …

Discussion:

Associated Press:   8 children between the ages of 1 and 14 are dead after a mass shooting in Louisiana, police say

Addy Bink / The Hill:   8 children, all younger than 15, dead following Louisiana mass shooting: Police

Diane Duenez / Straight Arrow News:   8 children shot and killed in Louisiana, suspect also dead: Police

Chris Boyette / CNN:   8 children shot and killed, 2 wounded in Louisiana ‘domestic disturbance’

David Ljunggren / Reuters:   Eight children killed in Louisiana mass shooting, media reports say

Scott McClallen / Townhall:   8 Kids Shot and Killed in Louisiana ‘Domestic Disturbance’

TMZ.com:   8 Children Killed in Louisiana Mass Shooting

France 24:   8 children between 1 and 14 killed in Louisiana mass shooting, police say

Megan Ziegler / WTTG-TV:   Shreveport, Louisiana shooting: 8 children killed in ‘domestic disturbance’

Roberto Wakerell-Cruz / The Post Millennial:   BREAKING: 8 children killed in Shreveport mass shooting across multiple residences, suspect killed by police

Barney Davis / Metro.co.uk:   Eight kids including 1-year-old baby shot dead in Lousiana home before suspect killed

AFP / Al Jazeera:   Eight children killed in Louisiana shooting, gunman fatally shot by police

Fox News:   8 children dead in mass shooting that began as domestic dispute, police say

KARE-TV:   8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting

 Christina Schaefer / KSLA-TV:

8 Shreveport children dead after what began as a domestic dispute, police say  —  Suspect fled to Bossier where he was shot by police  —  SHREVEPORT, La. (KSLA) - Authorities say eight children were killed in a domestic disturbance in Shreveport on W 79th Street.

Discussion:

Emily Hallas / Washington Examiner:   Eight children killed in ‘extensive’ Louisiana shootings, suspect dead

Cassandra MacDonald / The Gateway Pundit:   BREAKING: Eight Children Dead After Mass Shooting in Louisiana, Victims Range from 18 Months to 15 Years Old

 Anthony Blair / New York Post:
8 kids — ages 1 to 14 — killed in mass shooting across Shreveport, Louisiana — as gunman targets his ‘descendants’

Discussion:

Virginia Kruta / The Daily Wire:   Gunman Targets ‘Descendants’ In Horrific Killing Spree That Spans Three Homes

 New York Post:
3 University of Iowa students wounded in mass shooting, wild brawl near campus

Discussion:

Kerry Breen / CBS News:   5 people wounded in shooting near University of Iowa campus, including 3 students

Barb Wilson / Office of Strategic Communication:   A message to our community regarding April 19 Iowa City shooting

Breitbart:   Three University of Iowa Students Injured When Shots Fired During Iowa City Brawl

The Post Millennial:   5 shot after fight near University of Iowa—No one arrested

WXIA-TV:   Five people injured in Iowa City mass shooting, including three University of Iowa students

Bernard Mokam / New York Times:   5 Injured During a Shooting Near University of Iowa Campus

Kilat Fitzgerald / WAGA-TV:   Iowa City shooting injures 5 people near University of Iowa, 1 in critical condition

Fox News:   Several University of Iowa students wounded in downtown shooting after fight erupts near campus

Kilat Fitzgerald / WTTG-TV:   Iowa City shooting injures 3 University of Iowa students

Sunday A.I. Sacrilege: Cross & Flag

Starring Airbrushed Donnie's ++Golden Hair
& A Considerably Younger Melania, F/ Jesus

"Blessed are the warmongers ..."

One extra paw. Is the golden oval a representation of Fat Donnie's alleged flatulence?

How can people this deluded, stupid, ignorant, deranged & incompetent ever win elections, hold jobs or remember to breathe, let alone get away w/ actively making these already-awful United Snakes & the rest of the world even worse?

No Damn Pictures?

“Double Gun Salute”

An example of the "double gun".

Wherever he goes the streets should be filled w/ people "saluting" him, as well as waving pitchforks & firebrands & spitting.

[From Forth.]

Conservative Closet Cases

"You think we're singing 'bout someone else."

Jesse McKinley /New York Times:
In Trump's Orbit, Women Aren't the Only Ones Concerned About Their Looks
Tom Boggioni / Raw Story:   Trump officials under pressure to increase their ‘masculine appeal’: report

This, of course, is why they hate wymyn so.

Musical extra, for those who'd like to Make America 1963 Again:Note the Supremes at the table (0:29).

Dissatisfied Saturday

194819681978

Much Much More Of This, Please!

Stop pulling your punches & start telling the truth about "Dr. Jesus" & his cronies, Donkey Party!

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him. pic.twitter.com/2bpSNFYNY2

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 16, 2026

Be like Aaron Neville; call them demented sex criminal weirdos while you're at it.

The Return Of Colonialism

Today In Real Estate: Start A War, Kill Your Neighbors & Steal Their Land

Uri Tzafon’s informal, oft-repeated motto is “occupation, expulsion, settlement.” It has advanced the idea that Israel must move its northern border to the Litani River—which bisects Lebanon about 15 miles north of the current Israeli boundary—and occupy a depopulated southern Lebanon, comprising some 10% of Lebanon’s total territory.

That idea is now a “broad and troubling consensus” in Israel, as the journalist Moshe Gilad wrote in Haaretz on April 9th. In early March, soon after Hezbollah launched attacks on Israel in response to the joint US and Israel war on Iran, Israeli public figures began calling for the occupation and depopulation of southern Lebanon — a claim repeated again and again by mainstream Israeli media personalities. Retired military leaders and politicians also voiced their support, and members of Knesset soon joined the call for occupation. On April 7th, 20 members of Knesset (MKs) wrote to the Israeli cabinet advocating for “occupation and full control” of southern Lebanon alongside “the complete displacement of the population.” One poll found that 62% of Israelis now support the idea of occupying all of Lebanon south of the Litani River.

62% of them seem nice.

These aspirations are being translated into policy: On March 24th, Defense Minister Israel Katz announced that the military would control southern Lebanon up to the Litani, and prevent the return of hundreds of thousands of residents. A week later, he said that all homes near the border would be destroyed, “like in Rafah and Beit Hanoun,” in order “to permanently remove border-adjacent threats.” Israel has now issued evacuation orders for about 15% of Lebanon’s territory, part of its campaign to ethnically cleanse the southern part of the country, specifically of Shiite Muslims. (Hezbollah is a Shiite organization.) “Every home in southern Lebanon, the Shiite homes, are control command centers, they hold weapon supplies, they have tunnels going beneath them,” Israeli military spokesperson Doron Spielman recently said, in comments chillingly reminiscent of Israel’s justification for the destruction of Gaza. Over a million people have already been displaced from southern Lebanon, and over 2,000 people have been killed, with nearly 6,000 injured.

Some call it gentrification, some call it "ethnic cleansing".

[JewishCurrents, via Att'n. To The Unseen.]

Putting Today In Context: Propaganda From The Past

Here, a load of lies from over 60 yrs. ago.All the Shah's fault. "Ruler". Fucking sheep.

Friday Freak Out

"Hey Stella!"

Garrett Anderson Passes At 53

Damn. Just saw him on the telly Tuesday, talking about the Jackie Robinson Museum.This is one time this reporter is not happy about outliving someone.

Humanoid Parasites Are Using Robots To Steal Everything You Create

Will the Head-Plagiarist-in-Charge & CEO of this bullshit, one Ben Kaplan, be arrested & prosecuted as the criminal scum he is, or hailed as a clever innovator by the other crooks & grifters of Big Tech?

Maggie Harrison Dupré / Futurism:
National Today, a site that mimics news outlets and includes subdomains for dozens of US cities, appears to use AI to plagiarize articles from multiple sources  —  “This is very upsetting to see.” … On Tuesday evening, we published an original interview with a researcher who had recently coauthored …
Kim Andrew Elliott / @kaedotcom.bsky.social:   bsky.app/profile/medi...  [embedded post]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   @slotkinjr We did reach out to Google about National Today, and Google appears to have de-indexed it. Even so: if you're a journalist, it's not unlikely that your work has been stolen. I lost count around 300+ articles while trying to gauge how many articles NT published in just one day.

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   @slotkinjr Content farms are nothing new, and AI has made them worse and worse. But what's interesting about this particular fake news mill is that it's run by a PR firm called “TOP Agency,” whose CEO Ben Kaplan is even listed as an author of some very clearly plagiarized articles: [image]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   @slotkinjr Also this alleged quote from Pope Leo is obviously not real: [image]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   @slotkinjr There are remarkably terrible errors littered throughout this website — among them, fabricated quotes about real news events attributed to various John and Jane Does. “John Doe, Artemis II Astronaut” “Governor Jane Doe, Governor of Iowa” and so on [image]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   @slotkinjr Plagiarism is just the start. NT publishes most of its “news” content on pages designed to look like local news sites — “NYC Today,” “Cleveland Today,” etc. All of them have the same slogan: “By the People, For the People.” [image]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   @slotkinjr This is just one article — I can't stress enough how massive the scale of theft is. This site has plagiarized everything from major national outlets to pretty much any local outlet outlet imaginable. [image]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   This website, National Today, is truly insane. We first noticed it because we're among the many sites it's ripped off — excerpt from an original Futurism story is on the left, the NT version is on the right. Rewrote our piece + stole a quote from @slotkinjr with 0 attribution: [image]

Maggie Harrison Dupré / @mags_h11:   NEW: A PR company is operating a bizarre fake news mill that's plagiarizing original journalism at a massive scale — all while spewing misinformation and hallucinating fake quotes. It also can't stop referring to real people as “John Doe” and “Jane Doe.” https://futurism.com/... [image]

Updog Sinclair / @jonchristian.net:   NEW: We caught a site run by a buzzy PR firm ripping off local and national journalism at an almost incomprehensible scale — it's like a fully automatic machine gun spraying bullets of pure plagiarism directly into the internet  —  futurism.com/artificial-i...

Humanoids suck. Robots suck. Humanoids x Robots suck exponentially.

When will you idiot sheep wake up & start smashing the robots & killing the humans who use them against us?
Time runs out.

Mystery Meat

Why do Republicans hate America's service members so much? Is three squares a day "DEI wokeness"?

Pictures published by USA Today show meals served recently to Sailors onboard the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72), as well as Marines serving on the USS Tripoli (LHA-7), an America-class amphibious assault ship, both of which are currently deployed to… pic.twitter.com/gZY2vvn9wq

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) April 16, 2026

No real mystery; looks like fake, "impossible" or plant-based "meat", the same putrid swill I was given during my wk. in psychatric jail thanks to a once-friend turned squealing rat. 'Though we prisoners didn't get tortillas.

Cybele Mayes-Osterman / USA Today:

Cookies, deodorant, socks.  Iran war puts military packages in limbo  —  Thousands of boxes sent to service members in Middle East are stuck in limbo.  The Postal Service has indefinitely suspended delivery amid Iran war.  —  Dan F. was alarmed when his daughter, a Marine aboard the USS Tripoli …
Brendan Rascius / The Independent:   ‘Morale is going to be at an all-time low’: Iran war troops living on meager rations as Postal Service stops delivering

Malcolm Ferguson / New Republic:   Photo of Mystery Meat on U.S. Warships Goes Viral as Supplies Dwindle

Tom Sullivan / Digby's Hullabaloo:   U.S. Navy Rations Food

Donna / Tell Me a Story:   WTAF!!!  —  THIS is the actual lunch tray of a sailor on board a US Navy ship in the Middle East.

David Gilmour / Mediaite:   Families Share Pics of Paltry Meals From Soldiers Aboard US Warships

Comrade Misfit has a stab from the past on the subject.

Not A Delusion, But A Calculation

He is never alone.

In the heart of the Oval Office, President Trump carries the weight of a nation on his shoulders.
Every decision he makes, every battle he fights, is met with fierce resistance from those who
wish to see America fall. The threats are relentless—seen and unseen, political and personal.
But what his enemies fail to realize is that he is not without protection.

Surrounding him, standing sight unseen, is a force more powerful than any earthly agency.
These warriors—silent, watchful, unwavering—are the true Secret Service. Armed with
the swords of Liberty, Truth, and Justice, they keep their vigil, shielding him from the darkness
that seeks to consume the land he swore to defend.

Millions pray for him. Millions pray for America. And those prayers are not in vain.
The battle for the soul of a nation rages on, but the Commander-in-Chief does not stand alone.

'Nother one of them substack "think pieces".

Trump hates Pope Leo because he sees himself as the real vicar of Christ

The president is trying to rebuild Christianity in his own image, but the first American pope is standing in the way

Into this vacuum stepped Donald Trump in 2015. The offer was explicit. “Christianity is under tremendous siege,” he told a heavily Evangelical crowd in Iowa that year. “We are getting less and less and less powerful in terms of a religion, and in terms of a force. If I’m there, you’re going to have plenty of power. You don’t need anybody else.” It was a Nietzschean Christian appeal to power rather than a show of humble faith. Together, Trump promised, we will seize control of the kingdoms of this world—an almost perfect recapitulation of Satan’s offer to Jesus in Matthew 4.

A few subheads:

Trump as the leader of reactionary Christians’ war on modernity

Remaking America through Trump Christianity

Christian nationalism is actually Evangelical supremacism

Sounds like an outraged Catholic. Many links to blasphemous fun, however, including the image. There's more ludicrous claptrap there than you can stand ("You'll plotz w/ laughter!") including Americana Art & Sacred Art.

Friday Fuck Off & Die!

This Could Be It

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought

Scientists say finding is ‘very concerning’ as collapse would be catastrophic for Europe, Africa and the Americas

The Amoc is a major part of the global climate system and brings sun-warmed tropical water to Europe and the Arctic, where it cools and sinks to form a deep return current. A collapse would shift the tropical rainfall belt on which many millions of people rely to grow their food, plunge western Europe into extreme cold winters and summer droughts, and add 50-100cm to already rising sea levels around the Atlantic.

[...]

Prof Stefan Rahmstorf, at the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research in Germany, said: “This is an important and very concerning result. It shows that the ‘pessimistic’ models, which show a strong weakening of the Amoc by 2100, are, unfortunately, the realistic ones, in that they agree better with observational data.”

Soon the planet won't be able to support this world of shit & pain you fools made for yourselves. Not soon enough for me, however. If only I could be there to see you all deservedly freeze &/or drown because of your foolishness. Well, I'll piss on your graves from my grave. Except there won't be any graves, just skeletons frozen in the ice. Ha ha ha from The Coast where people can live. No climate refugees needed!

[The Grauniad/Image]

Every Accusation Is A Confession

In the Gospels, Pharisees are frequently portrayed as opponents of Jesus, often criticized as hypocrites who focused on outward ritual rather than internal righteousness ...

Sound like any group you've heard of?

Sarah Ewall-Wice / The Daily Beast:
Hegseth Unleashes Bonkers Religious Meltdown at ‘Pharisees’ Media
Adam Kredo / The Washington Free Beacon:   Hegseth Takes Aim at Iranian Regime ‘Pirates and Terrorists’ and ‘Legacy Trump-Hating Press’ in News Conference

Reuters:   Hegseth invokes Bible to compare reporters to enemies of Jesus

Sophie Brams / The Hill:   Bannon advises Hegseth to ‘tone down’ Bible talk: 'It steps on what's important'

Ted Johnson / Deadline:   Pete Hegseth Invokes The Bible To Lash Out At News Media: “Our Press Are Just Like These Pharisees”

David Zimmermann / Washington Examiner:   Hegseth compares journalists to ‘pharisees’ in latest anti-media rant

Walter Einenkel / Daily Kos:   Watch blaspheming Hegseth kiss Trump's sacrilegious ass

Jennifer Oliver O'Connell / RedState:   Pete Hegseth Torches Legacy Media: ‘Your Politically-Motivated Animus Nearly Blinds You’

The Times of Israel:   Hegseth warns US ready to resume fighting ‘with more power than ever’ if Tehran spurns deal

Joe Gould / NOTUS:   Pete Hegseth Uses Religion to Declare American Press ‘Unpatriotic’

Tommy Christopher / Mediaite:   CNN's Stelter Hits ‘Weird’ Hegseth Rant Attacking Press and Comparing Trump to Jesus: ‘Deeply Offensive As a Christian’

Curtis Houck / Newsbusters:   OUCH: Elite Media Implode Over Hegseth Comparing Them to Pharisees in the Bible

Joe Fisher / UPI:   Pentagon says 13 ships turned away from Strait of Hormuz blockade

David Kurtz / Talking Points Memo:   Hegseth to Reporters: Whose Side Are You On?

Travis Gettys / Raw Story:   Hegseth 'doubling down on Trump's blasphemy' with ‘holy war’ talk about Iran: analyst

Ellie Quinlan Houghtaling / New Republic:   Pete Hegseth Compares Trump to Jesus Amid Crazy AI Post Scandal

Fox News:   Hegseth excoriates media, likening them to ‘Pharisees’ in Trump defense

NewsMax.com:   Hegseth Compares Press to Hostile Biblical ‘Pharisees’

National Politics:   Defense Secretary Hegseth Compares Media to Biblical Pharisees

Feeling The Pain Yet?

Tax Returns

Tired of suffering? I'm tired of watching y'all sitting there bent over & taking it.

ITEP:

At Least 88 Profitable U.S. Corporations Paid Zero Federal Income Tax in 2025  —  88 Corporations, $105 Billion in Profits, Zero Federal Income Tax  —  At least 88 of the largest corporations in America paid no federal corporate income taxes in their most recent fiscal year despite enjoying …

Mike Soraghan / Politico:   Oil comany founded by energy secretary paid no US taxes last year
Liberty Energy made $193 million last year and received more than $10 million back in tax benefits, according to a nonprofit analysis released on Tax Day.

Tax Foundation:   Summary of the Latest Federal Income Tax Data, Tax Year 2023

Judd Legum / Popular Information:   These highly profitable corporations paid zero federal income taxes last year

Talmon Joseph Smith / New York Times:
Amid Iran War, Companies Look to Extend a Record Profit Run by Raising Prices

Damian Carrington / The Guardian:
$30m an hour: big oil reaping huge war windfall from consumers, analysis finds
Aaron Parnas / The Parnas Perspective:   Renewed Calls for Trump's Removal as He Escalates Attacks on the Pope, Iran Threatens its Own Blockade, Trump Urges China to Not Supply Weapons to Iran

Citizens, your taxes are too high, yet few of your betters pay any taxes. Try to remember that until 3 November.

Good Taste Triumphs Again

Yoy needn't listen. I didn't, & it's only cross-sportin' Karoline flapping her gums & showing the one rendering.Another original idea; L'Arc de Triomphe de l'Étoile w/ a winged, "gold" "Lady Liberty" & two "gold" eagles slapped on top, added "gold" tat & four "gold" lions at the base. Lions? What th'? This isn't Britain.

Perhaps a more recent inspiration: The Arch of Triumph in Pyongyang, completed in 1982, is modeled on the Arc de Triomphe and is slightly taller at 60 m (197 ft). No winged demons atop it 'though, nor lions. And his War On Iran certainly won't end in triumph, if it ever ends. No arches for losers!!

The only memory of Trump's existence should be a memorial to all those whose blood is on his fat, bruised hands.

Seems Like A More Immediate Threat Than Iran ...

... So When Does The Bombing Start, War Prez?

This is apparently what Trump & his loser cronies want.
(Fine w/ me, as long as it happens before the midterms.)

Tom Newton Dunn / The Times:
Russia plans to put nuclear weapons in orbit for ‘space Pearl Harbor’
David Zimmermann / Washington Examiner:   Russia planning to put nuclear weapons in space, US general warns
Bethan Moss / The US Sun:   Vladimir Putin ‘plans to put nukes into space’ as he plots global mayhem in chilling threat to UK

Aaron Parnas / The Parnas Perspective:   Important Update: Republicans Worried as White House Attacks on Pope Bleed Catholic Support, Impeachment Articles for Hegseth, and More

Sandra Erwin / SpaceNews:   Space Command pushes new warfighting model built on moving satellites

Waiting for the Sec'y. of "War" to open his drunken yap. Maybe Lumpy will just surrender to Pooty-Poot.

Of Course He Did

This Is Exactly What They Voted For

The Post item is amusingly snippy, if you'll pardon what might be a pun.

Chris Nesi / New York Post:
RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to ‘study later’ while on a family road trip
Bill Lueders / The Bulwark:   RFK Jr.'s Lifelong Lapse of Judgment

Yes, he & his family have been plagued by tragedy & he has too much money (Use some of that unearned moolah to get help, you effin' weirdo!) but really?

Only those as ill as Bobby Jr. will click this.

Holy War!!

Is there no help for mental illness & delusion in this shithole nation?

The Soviets were right: People like this should be rounded up like the brain-dead cattle they are & placed in psychiatric institutions until they are connected to reality. Thinking electroconvulsive therapy to start their brains working again. Or just the torture these people deserve. Bring back the rack!!

Jackie Robinson Day

79 yrs. ago today, when Opening Day was 15 April, Jackie Robinson made his professional baseball debut w/ the then-Brooklyn Dodgers, becoming the first African-American player in the major leagues in 80-odd yrs.

Here he steals home in Game One of the 1955 World Series.W/ commentary:Something good about America, alright, but only needed because of several hundred yrs. of murderous honky bullshit.

By Woodrow Buddy Johnson & Count Basie.

Are You There Gawd? It's Me, Malignant

You bastard, you suck.

I hate you & all your hideous, awful creation.

Please die & spend eternity in the hell you planned for us, you non-existent fairy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

—Bouffant The Blasphemer

All-American Boy W/ Cheek of Bronze

Nothing more American than bestial stupidity & ignorance.

Britta Miller / Washington Examiner:
The candy and Coke commander in chief: Trump's sweet tooth feels all-American
Ryan King / New York Post:   President Trump has bonkers theory about Diet Coke and cancer, Dr. Oz reveals

Matthew Chapman / Raw Story:   Trump Jr. laughs at his dad as Dr. Oz says he thinks soda ‘kills cancer’

Bethan Moss / The US Sun:   Trump claims soda is good for him because it kills cancer cells & jokes that Fanta is freshly squeezed, Dr Oz reveals

TMZ.com:   DR. OZ: TRUMP THINKS SODA KILLS CANCER CELLS

Zoe Engels / Mediaite:   Dr. Oz Reveals Trump's Theory Soda Is ‘Good For Him’ and Kills Cancer Cells Because ‘It Kills Grass’

Edith Olmsted / New Republic:   You Won't Believe Why Trump Thinks Diet Soda Is Good for Him

Why doesn't he get a Diet Coke® enema & really blow that colon out? Did he use Diet Coke® to kill the lawn in the Rose Garden?

Sure he's a cretinous buffoon, but he "feels All-American" to some crank named Britta Miller. Guess the Demonrats just don't eat & drink enough poisonous extrusions of corporate swill to be "real Americans". And of course that was Trump as a doctor, not as Jesus. He said so, & they swallowed it.

In the same vein:

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

Title from this classic.