Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Memento Mori

Cheer up! Rick Wilson has good news for modern man.

Trump Is Dying

The Walter Reed Lie, for the 100th Time

He is seventy-nine. He turns eighty next month. He went to Walter Reed today, his third visit in thirteen months (“Totally normal! Just a third checkup in a year!”), and the White House would like you to believe this is a wellness influencer’s self-care routine rather than what it obviously is: the late-stage management of a long-abused body breaking down in public.
In all fairness, this reporter visits the croaker every three months. Of course, it takes 20 mins. or so; they check my weight, blood presssure & blood, sometimes I pee in a cup (Which has nothing to do w/ lab work & I don't know why I mention it here.) so it's nothing that couldn't be handled by the White House physician in that now-ruined dump. I'm certainly not visiting a hospital for who knows what every quarter. If there's a dental facility in the Executive Mansion there must be a scale, a sphygmomanometer, a few needles & vials & a phlebotomist & a cup. ("Circumstantial evidence" of FDR being administered cocaine for his sinuses the afternoon of 7 Dec. 1941.)
The conventional read is that this is power … the dictator phase, the strongman unleashed.

I want to suggest the opposite. Strongmen at the height of their game don’t need the ballroom. They don’t need to rename the Kennedy Center after themselves. They don’t need the gold leaf, the fake portraits, the rebranded monuments and memorials.

That’s the behavior of a man who knows the clock is running and is grabbing what he can while the grabbing is good. That’s Marcos in Manila in 1985. That’s Ceaușescu in 1988, before he and the missus were lined up against a wall.

Genuine power doesn’t need to be advertised this loudly. The frantic, escalating, almost pornographic self-celebration is the tell. It’s a confession in plain sight. The man building his mausoleum while he’s still alive is the man who knows he’s running out of road.

All things must pass.Any M.D.s out there willing to guestimate how much longer Lumpy will be w/ us? What say the prediction markets?

Now Maybe I Can Get Some
Fissionable Material!

Brad Plumer / New York Times:
U.S. Seeks to Give Weapons-Grade Plutonium to Start-Ups for Fuel  —  Companies say it's a better way to dispose of the Cold War-era material — and fix a shortage of nuclear fuel.  But the plan has also faced criticism.  —  The Trump administration is moving forward with a plan …
Rachel Frazin / Associated Press:   DOE eyes using plutonium in nuclear fuel
Rachel Frazin / The Hill:
Energy Department takes steps toward allowing plutonium, historically used in weapons, in nuclear fuel
"No uranium for Iran!!" but let's put plutonium in the hands of money-grubbing civilian energy executives. Nothing could go wrong there. After all, this isn't the future anymore; it's all happened.
A nuclear-powered merchant vessel, the NS Savannah, was built. Didn't work.

But Elon Musk's atom-driven Mars rockets will leave daily from Moon Rocket Airport. And electric & fossil fuel companies will gladly surrender profits as soon as that first A-rocket does lift off successfully.

"Temperature's Rising"

The U.K. smashed a century-old temperature record for the second time in 24 hours on Tuesday as a spring heat wave continued to scorch parts of Western Europe, triggering government warnings about risks to life. Several drownings were reported in Britain and France as people tried to cool down. A temperature of 35 Celsius (95 Fahrenheit) was recorded at London's Kew Gardens and Heathrow Airport, Britain's Met Office weather service said, breaking the 34.8 C (94.6 F) record set a day earlier. The provisional readings smashed the previous record of 32.8 C (91.4 F) set in 1922 and 1944.

Are The Breeder Scum Wising Up?

In further "Kill All The Humans" news, this, paywalled by some rag:

The Great Depopulation

Why is the birth rate declining in every country on Earth?

Why has the number of births declined everywhere, all at once?

Some blame technology, particularly smartphones and social media. Others blame a kind of 21st-century weltschmerz—a sadness about the state of the world and our uncertain future in it. A long essay in The New York Times by Anna Louie Sussman, titled “Why So Few Babies? We Might Have Overlooked the Biggest Reason of All,” argues that today’s generation is too anxious about the future to make the irreversible commitment of having a child.

So who is right? Is this about phones and technology, or is it a reflection of modern anxiety about the world? Or, perhaps, both?

A bit later: The fake news is very worried.

I Hate This World & I Want This World To Know It!!

Sorry about the collateral damage, but Australopithecus could have been stopped, Nature!

Monday, May 25, 2026

Random Act Of Senseless Spraying

More than 20 people developed sore throats near a luxury department store in Tokyo’s posh Ginza shopping area on Monday after a person allegedly sprayed an unknown substance, Japanese fire department officials said. (AP video shot by Mayuko Ono)
That'll teach the consuming sheep to "shop" in a "posh shopping area". Like, oh I dunno, Rodeo Drive? Hmmm. The Beverly Dr./Rodeo Dr. station should be open in Spring 2027. I will need a better way to get out of the area, however, w/ fucking cameras everywhere, especially in the train stations & trains. I wonder if I can still ride a bicycle. And where I could ditch the bike & change threads. And where to get some of this "unknown substance".

Miserable Memorial Monday Musicale

Remember, "Happy Memorial Day" is not what should be expressed today, simple American buffoons. Tain't "Merry Xmas" here. Think about those who died, & what you're doing w/ the "freedoms" (to produce & consume, sheep) they supposedly gave you. Ten Bears posted this number earlier, 'though not this video version.Personal fave:
And that concludes our exceptionally narrow narrowcast for the day, as I've better things to do than post drivel for an audience of me. Like curl up in a ball & whimper.

A Summation Of Humanoid Existence

Honoring The War Dead: You sick murdering fucks! Shame on all of you. Name another species that wages war.Fuck you, Confederates! And Mexicans, Spaniards, & Der Kaiser.

My damned suffering: Woke up after eight hrs., mentally & physically exhausted, as usual. Then felt nauseous, so nauseous I thought I was going to vomit, but only dry-heaved. Sums up your all human existence, dunnit?
Added fun: My rt. Achilles' tendon started hurting in the middle of the night, for no apparent reason. Hernia has started to hurt when on the thone straining. Croaker did say it would be trouble if it interferred w/ "pooping". C'mon Doc, you must be near 50, & I'm 70-fucking-two; "pooping"? Anyway, neither sounds nor feels good.

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Wknd. Riot Report II

This sounds like a "police riot".
Police stormed the offices of Turkey’s main opposition CHP party on Sunday, firing tear gas and rubber bullets at party supporters and officials who had been holed up inside for three days. It was a violent end to a standoff between members of the Republican Peoples’ Party, or CHP, and a leadership team appointed by an appeals court, escalating tensions between the opposition and the government of President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
Again, ANARCHY NOW!! Destroy the system!

Cream Of The Crop

In Humanizing The Vacuum's "Good to Great" section, these are the top three. Absolutely correct.
Two Motowns & a Checker (W/ a great Don Bronstein cover.) Whence else at the time?

Surf Sunday

From this reporter's salad days.
Two more I liked from HTV's list. The surfin' Trashmen are from ... Minnesota.

And to make it a Top 40 radio-style 'tween the adverts set of three under-three-mins. tunes, the Lawrence Welk version:

Dumpster Donnie

CBS firing Colbert reminds Envisioning the American Dream of something from the days of LBJ. It's always the same shit in garbage nation.Inspiration for the Cramps? Either way, a re-recording:
And why can't I find the original on your crummy site, YouTube? It was easily available. Yet another reminder that everything is garbage. Searching for the original did lead to this:

Saturday, May 23, 2026

There's A Riot Goin' On!

Clashes erupted between protesters and riot police after a massive anti-government rally in Belgrade on Saturday. Tens of thousands gathered against Serbia’s President Aleksandar Vucic. The rally was largely peaceful, but young demonstrators later clashed with police, throwing flares and rocks. (AP Video: Marko Drobnjakovic, production: Amer Cohadzic)
Fuck everything: Anarchy Now!!

More Music, More Often!

Hot Rod Music

Continued from ...

Friday, May 22, 2026

"A Foolish Consistency ...

... Is the Hobgoblin Of Little Minds"

Well then, someone has a GIANT mind, possibly swollen by disease. It just opens the yap & spews virtually anything, anytime.

This nation will not endure until early 2029, will it? May not even survive 'til the 250th Anniv. on The Fourth of July.

Lest We Forget

Pardons & your money hell, nothing but DEATH TO THE SEDITIONISTS!!

Rob Base, Dead At 59

That sucks. I love this song. All-time bass line.Legal name, Robert Ginyard. Predeceased by his friend & musical associate since fifth grade, DJ E-Z Rock (Rodney "Skip" Bryce) in 2014. The Wiki sez both were born on 18 May 1967. America eats its young.[Variety]

Steve M. Captures The Zeitgeist

Steve watched J.B. & added:
But it's the cultural coverage that hints at the GOP's future when Trump is gone.

This coverage is all about aspects of American life that Republican base voters believe are their property: NASCAR, pro wrestling, the military, crimefighting. It envisions a world where cops are always good and crime is always lurking. Democrats are socialist, trans, and generally weird. Republicans are the guarantors of good old-fashioned normality.

As I said last month, Republicans in the post-Trump era could be like Republicans in 1988: a party trying to carry on in the absence of a twice-elected leader who is worshipped by the base. Before the George H.W. Bush campaign found the secret to defeating Mike Dukakis (racist scare ads about Black criminals), Bush played the GOP culture card. He talked about enjoying pork rinds. He campaigned with country music legend Loretta Lynn (who said of Dukakis, "Why, I can't even pronounce his name!"). He toured a flag factory (at a time when his campaign was floating rumors that Dukakis's wife, in her youth, had burned an American flag*).

Republicans don't really care about the needs of NASCAR fans who eat pork rinds. But it's effective branding, and it will keep the GOP going once Trump is gone.
They are indeed the shallowest people imaginable.Fuck them & the advertising agencies that prey on them!
*This reporter burned a Yankee flag in his living room once, some 40 yrs, ago, possibly on or near the Fourth of July; some s.o.b. (Think he called hiself Zontar, Zondar, Zandar or something similar; does anyone remember who I mean?) actually tried to stop me, & then got hissy about it!

87 Today!

Friday Freak Out II

WWII Back In Blythe

"Halftracks firing at Desert Center"

U.S. Marines to Conduct Training Exercise in Blythe Starting Tuesday

U.S. Marines with the 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit will conduct a training exercise starting next week in Blythe to prepare for crises in urban environments.
"Crises in urban environments"? If you don't think they're going to fuck w/ voting in the cities, guess again, chumps.

Do your own research.

Blythe, earlier this wk.

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Friday Freak Out

Music Of My Youth

Via Humanizing The Vacuum, a ranking of Numbers Four on the Hit Parade from 1963 & '64, when I was first becoming a music afficanado. We'd acquired a new GE stereo(!) radio & amplifier in '62; for some reason my immediate female ancestor informed me she didn't want to hear any rock 'n' roll on said radio. Wave a flag in front of a bull, why don't you? Oppositionally Defiant I was listening to the rock 'n' roll radio w/in mins. No one tells me nothin', y'hear?! NOTHIN"!!

It was a more innocent time, meaning people were stupid, ignorant & foolish, & I wasn't yet aware how evil you people were (although the Civil Rights Movement was giving me an idea) & that I should have started killing as many of you bastards as I could have right then. Maybe I would have made a dent in the bestial stupidity of your scum species by now.

Anyway, here are three of the selected tunes, from my "Wonder Years"®.

Thursday, May 21, 2026

Waiting For Juice

Bonus electric-powered Google robot.
I wish I could juice myself up. I'm about half a level above catatonic, & could barely rouse myself to make it the few blocks to the supermarket & back.

"Fighting Communism" W/ Imperialism

Have some context. Or is it propganda?

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Gun News

I hope Cuba is doing this too.Others defending themselves:
According to LADWP, the employees were attempting to perform a scheduled water shutoff when the incident occurred. The workers, who were unharmed, moved to a safe location and contacted LADWP Security and the Los Angeles Police Department.
Dunno what a "scheduled" water shutoff is, but if the DWP employees were trying to cut off the water, what the hell's he or she supposed to do? And what did the heat do to the irate property owner/renter? Inquiring minds want to know, mynewsLA.com!

Another Real Threat

I am so fucking tired of being lied to & cheated every instant of my existence in this world of shit, pain & lying cheats you fucking imbeciles have made for yourselves. What is wrong w/ all of you? Why are you all such cheating liars?

That's Yankee Dabbler, by the way. Fuck them to the theological place of eternal damnation for all eternity.

Dog Bites Man!

Is this sort of thing even "news" anymore? No one can possibly be surprised, 'though some may be disgusted & revolted. Xians, apparently, think it's how things should be. Father knows best!
Can't even "cure" himself, if he does realize he's doing something more awful than the "sins" he thinks "the gays" are committing.

At least Gary Puckett tried to keep it in his pants.