Cletus Safari: Meet The Moping Morons

Stupidity increased throughout the day.

Per Nancy Nall & The NYT, there's one born every minute:

The stupidest motherfuckers on the planet, ladies and gentlemen. The guy making that argument for not levying property taxes on people living in paid-off houses thinks he might enjoy that benefit someday. His tiny brain can’t conceive that the richest people in the country — the kind who can afford to pay cash for a house — would be the happiest recipients of this policy change. He doesn’t even understand what property taxes are, does he? No, he does not. And yet, his vote counted the same as yours.

Bring back civics education. And happy Wednesday to all who live in this stupid, doomed country.

Read it & weep. Or other visceral reactions. How many of these fools will nonetheless vote for a moderate, sensible (in comparison) Republican douchewallader like Li'l Marco "Tiny Feet" Rubio? Doomed indeed. Hope the "gift link" works.

Sanewashing Continues From Former "Tiffany Network" ...

... Which Is Now The Nazi Network

Idolatry: 15-ft. gilded statue of The Donald at Trump Doral.

Decoding Fox News tells us:

On Sunday April 26 President Donald J. Trump sat down with Norah O’Donnell for a CBS “60 Minutes” interview the day after a shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

That evening a 13-minute edit of the interview aired on CBS. The network also published the full 40-minute version on “60 Minutes Overtime.”

I went through both and made a transcript of exactly what was included and what was cut from the shorter version that aired on network television. The final 13-minute edit that CBS broadcast on Sunday was a bit of a Frankenstein monster as the president was sometimes cut off mid-sentence while other sections were cut and moved around to give the conversation a better flow.

Throughout the longer un-edited interview the president gave disorganized rambling answers that were filled with false statements about foreign investment in the U.S., immigration, and the 2020 election. He also brought up transgender athletes more than once and trashed the Democratic Party and the members of the press.

"Transgender For Everyone"

My favorite part:

Things like transgender for everyone. [?!?] I’m against that. There’s so many things that I’m against. I don’t think they’re controversial. I think the other side is controversial, but I do a lot of things and I get things done. And, you know, we’re respected now as a country all over the world. And some people love that, but some people probably don’t.

He's gotten one hell of a lot of "things" done alright. Eternal war, internal strife, tariffs, the list of his accomplishments is never-ending. And he's kept us safe: Men can be absolutely certain that no lezbos are coming to their houses to "transgender" them in Lumpy's America.

Echoing the reported opinion of former US secretary of state Rex Tillerson, Lebowitz thinks the biggest danger of Trump is that he is a moron. “Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

Stupid, & scared of things that don't exist. Paranoid delusions.

AI Overview: These delusions are a severe form of paranoia, often involving persecution, and are treated with a combination of medication and psychotherapy.

P.S.: Who the hell's this "Al" who's suddenly everywhere, acts as if he knows everything & is a great surrealist painter?

Let's Hope We Don't See Anything Else This Stupid For The Rest Of The Day

"86 47"? That's nothing. Try these: Impeach, indict, imprison! Off w/ his head!! Kill him before he kills you!!!

Now I just sit here & wait to be indicted. C'mon you chickenshit bastards. Do you have the nerve?

In Its Own Words

WATCH: Trump's Own Words Prove HE Is the Source of Most Violent Rhetoric, Not the Left

You'll have to click, as Zeteo doesn't offer embedding of its videos.

Turkey-Neck Tuesday

Wash Day Blues

Pretty pics to distract from my ultimatum/death threat.

Ultimatum For The Slumlord

If the fucking laundry room isn't working by May Day, I will march my ass the two blocks to your offices & suffocate your cheap parasitic ass w/ my dirty laundry, you putrid bastard, as there is no point to living any damn longer if I have to leave the bunker to get my washing done. Six-plus months of going to the laundromat signed your death warrant, you rancid son-of-a-bitch. It's killing time!!

Pretty good sound considering the lack of microphones & amplification.

Does This Sky Look Angry To You?

This Is (Vaguely) Interesting

Note "change":

Couldn't reconcile my credit union account (Yrs. in banking left me a compulsive mess.) by a dime, because I wasn't expecting penny rounding change from a debit card.

Shots Fired

"Curses! Foiled Again!!

At last, Second Amendment-style resistance. Sic semper tyrannis, to coin a phrase. 

The Crook-in-Chief should be living in constant paranoia by now. That's the kind of reality that does intrude on his otherwise delusional mind. Live in fear, puny humanoid!

"The Situation Is Under Control"

More Of This, Please

Islamic militants and separatists attacked several locations in Mali's capital and other cities on Saturday, in one of the largest coordinated attacks in the country in recent years. The military said later in the day that the situation was under control.

Can't wait until the Xianist extremists & separatists start this crap here. Although the Trump/Hegseth U.S. military may be on the Xian side. Death to seditionists & insurrectionists!!

Same Stuff Saturday

More mind-numbing images of stupid clouds, the stupid sky, & pathetic palms.

It Was Fifty Yrs. Ago Today ...

No memory of watching this 50 yrs. ago (or any time since). 

Scheduled months ago, possibly before Mark (The Phlorescent Leech) Volman passed. And Martin Mull's been history for almost two yrs. now. Half-amazed I'm still here. One of these days this may be posts from a ghost. Have an item scheduled almost a yr. & a half out, because that's the 100th anniv., & no one cares about 99.

The Wiccan Menace Threatens Us All!

Get Help Before It's Too Late, Weirdo!

Will this delusional witchfinder order the Navy to start bombing Monterey because Wiccans give him the willies?

Here is a video of new Acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao warning that a wave of Wiccan "witchcraft" is taking over American and threatening Christianity pic.twitter.com/uwpkf03ENm

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 23, 2026

What rocks does the Pervert Party turn over to find these bizarre specimens?

“We can’t let it turn like this. There’s a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point. The original name was Lovers of Christ Point, but now it’s become– they took out the Christ, it’s Lovers Point, and it’s really– Monterey is a very dark place now,” said Cao during an interview with former Bethel Church pastor Sean Feucht. “A lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over. We can’t let that happen to Virginia.”

Business Insider reported at the time that while there did appear to be a Wiccan presence in Monterey, there was “little evidence that the community has ‘taken over’ the sunny seaside locale.”

It's the 21st damn Century, people: Comic books & fairy tales are not real. Fun, but fiction!! And now, the First Amendment's guarantee of the free exercise of religion is becoming fiction.

Fact check: It's in Pacific Grove, not Monterey, it may not have been "Lovers of Christ Park" since the 19th Century, when it was a Methodist retreat, & it's now a city park, so no endorsement of religion. Acting Sec. Cao seems to know more about fairy stories than our Constitution & its First amenedment.

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Friday Finger

Continuing today's "America is No. 1" theme, although soon we'll only be tops ("The Hottest!!") in stupidity & delusion. The Louisiana, Alabama & Mississippi of nations, at the bottom of any world rankings.

This Should Freak You Out

Via The Confluence & riverdaughter, who doesn't think everybody is responsible. She's right; it's most of you, but not every one of you. Enough of you that this dying nation does qualify for collective punishment, however.

Friday Freak Out

May well refer to Johnny Ringo, the Yankee cowboy/murderer, rather than Sir Richard Starkey. Good rockin' either way.

In Memoriam

Trying to remember these United Snakes aren't a complete shithole. Thanks to Bark Bark, Woof Woof; wouldn't've bothered otherwise, but "Rhapsody" is a great American number.

Deportation & Gentrification

There's another "G" word that might apply.Worse than Kristallnacht & The Trail of Tears & in plain view. No shame whatsoever; are they proud?

Stop Them!!

I've always found that corpses can do no more evil, if you get my drift.

"Grab a gun

Grab a noose

Killer techbros

Are on the loose!"

[The New Republic]

Throw Back Thurs.

Racial paranoia strikes deep. From 2015:

Yeah, the police haven't been allowed to look cross-eyed at any black people, let alone arrest them, for 10 yrs. now.

Meanwhile, here & now in the real world Fat Boy Trump consistently refuses to prosecute &/or pardons white-collar criminals. Fuck your mentally ill mouth, Kris. I'm sure you're just as disturbed, gullible & stupid 11 yrs. later.

Yes, Yes, 1,000 Times YES!!

Time For Rude Boy Action In the Streets & Stores!! TAKE BACK AMERICA, STEAL THEM BLIND!!

Absolutely righteous & justified! Help yourselves to anything you want!! As for corporate executives & their flunkies, it's NOT murder, it's killing in self-defense & Gawd is just fine w/ it. It's a long-time Judeo-Xian tradition, like child molesting. Maybe He'll send an angel or two to help you take Holy Vengeance on your enemies, because He's a vicious killer too!

New York Times:'The Rich Don't Play by the Rules. So Why Should I?'
Derek VanBuskirk / The Daily Caller:   NYT Platforms Far-Left Youth Leader To Promote Stealing

Steve M. / No More Mister Nice Blog:   THE ARC OF HISTORY DOESN'T SEEM TO BEND TOWARD JUSTICE, BUT WE CAN HURT THE UNJUST

Paul Bois / Breitbart:   Hasan Piker Says Lugi Mangione Killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Because He Did ‘Social Murder’

Scott McClallen / Townhall:   New York Times Podcast Calls Shoplifting ‘Political Protest’ and Defends the Killing of a CEO

Brett T. / twitchy.com:   Hasan Piker Joins the NYT to Talk About ‘Microlooting’ as Political Protest

Fox News:   Hasan Piker tells New York Times he's ‘pro-stealing’ and ‘pro-piracy’ from corporations

Will Potter / Charleston Daily Mail:   Condé Nast writer who owns $2.2m Brooklyn brownstone proudly admits to SHOPLIFTING from Whole Foods... and justifies it with very woke excuse

Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai / TechCrunch:   France confirms data breach at government agency that manages citizens' IDs

Alex Christy / Newsbusters:   NY Times Platforms Far-Left Radical Hasan Piker To Promote Theft

Surprised none of these fake news fuckwads give a shit about the billion dollar thefts & grift going on at the top by the politicians & CEOs? Not "crime", just "business as usual". Squawk all you will about crime & lawnorder, scum, but the greatest sin is hypocrisy!No more shall my people suffer in bondage. Or fucking "jobs".

BRB. Going to the Dollar General or Dollar Tree or whatever it is to help myself, & woe to any pig who tries to stop me. Why don't you call your oinking friends about me again, squealing rat informer, you piece of garbage? Or come visit me in my bunker. You know just where I live, because you're always telling the police. I would simply love to see you in person for just a few mins. I have seven days in psychiatric jail to take out of your rat hide, you awful shit.

A-Hem!!

Timely reminder from Cassandra's Grandson (On the High Desert) to those who disobey Gawd at America Reads The Bible, from a version of the King James Version:

When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. They have their reward. But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will hear your prayer.

Street corners nothing, stay off the telebision, disobediant heretics!

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What Americans actually do, because they're barely-functional semi-literates:

Why We Are Screwed

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." pic.twitter.com/MjDNADqc8p

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 22, 2026

Commander-in-Chief Lumpy Don doesn't know shit from Shinola®,& Bobby-on-the-Knobby couldn't give less of a fuck.

Why Bother Wednesday

Well?