War Report

Rooting for injuries.Who are the "Aggressor Nations" here? Which chicken-shit will toss the first "pre-emptive defense" nuclear weapon, Bibi or Lumpy?

Good SITREP from B.J. The schaden indeed freudes itself. You'll laff & laff as you read about rich scum fleeing their playgrounds. 

Serious injuries.

Worse Than The Crusades: Bring On Armageddon!!

As noted in the previous item. Now it's official: Trump was elected "anointed" to bring about the end of the world:

Jonathan Larsen / Jonathan Larsen's Substack:
U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus  — A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God's plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.

The MRFF is keeping the complainants anonymous to prevent retribution by the Defense Department. The Pentagon did not immediately respond to my request for comment.

One complainant identified themselves as a non-commissioned officer (NCO) in a unit currently outside the Iran combat zone but in Ready-Support status, deployable at any time. The NCO said they were Christian and emailed the MRFF on behalf of 15 troops, including at least 11 Christians, one Muslim, and one Jew. (Full email printed below.)

The NCO wrote to the MRFF that their commander “urged us to tell our troops that this was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’ and he specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelation referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ.”

Or it's all to distract you short-attention span morons from those Epstein files & the other criminal activity.

You stupid chumps, things are even worse then 40+ yrs. ago! Keep bending over & taking it.

War Fare In The "Holy Land"

Just turn this awful part of the world into a melted desert, already. Sick of all these weasel-dicked mother-fuckers kissing the asses of their versions of the non-existent "Gawd of Abraham". "One" Gawd, three major religions & thousands of sects, apostates & heretics, all at each other's throats.

Some sick shit on the Day of Their Lord:

'The Return Of Jesus Is Back On The Menu': MAGA Evangelicals Celebrate The Attack On Iran

Creating martyrs:

“There were scalps torn off, hands severed, a few people were laying here all cut up and two people were martyred.”

[...]

Meanwhile, War Secretary Pete Hegseth dismissed claims of civilian casualties in a press conference on Monday saying, “No stupid rules of engagement, no nation building quagmire, no democracy building exercise, no politically correct wars. We fight to win and we don’t waste time or lives. As the president warned, an effort of this scope will include casualties. War is hell and always will be.”

The Trump administration has given mixed signals about its own motivations for the war and how long it will last—citing sometimes conflict claims about stopping the Iranian nuclear program, ballistic missile development, or even toppling the ruling government. At present there is no clear timeline for how long the fighting will continue, with Trump himself suggesting that the fighting could stretch on for weeks or more.

“All these people have died and they had nothing to do with nuclear bombs, they had nothing to do with missiles,” said Shahin.

The Schaden Freudes Itself

Friendly Fire

Just sorry the baby-killing thug pilots didn't get theirs too. I hope Iran destroys the oil infrastructure & money of all these awful people. It all belongs to Israel anyway, right? Sez so right in the Good Book somewhere.

"Let The Water Under The Sky Be Gathered Together So That The Dry Land Will Appear"

Gawd Complex

And He saw the sand, & He said, "This is good enough for HO railroading."

Then He added, "Mmm, made a whole lotta sand."

Your Lord is a fickle if imaginary entity, & He changed the orientation of the land.

Today's Cloud

There Will Be Blood!

Three dead or two dead because of you, you piece of lying, murdering shit?

I'll Call It Murder, 'Cause That's What It Is

Criminal evidence:Open season in a free nation awash in guns.Law of the jungle: Kill or be killed!

Vital Info For Jr. Birdmen

You'll need to know all of this if you hit the ground in one piece. No idea how likely that may be.

Had It W/ The Hypocrites

See if you people can manage my anger. No bullshit psychiatric jail/patient warehouse can. And the rage. Don't forget the righteous rage!

Sunday Go To Meetin'

A brace of Ho-Teps. They were on about pork when I first passed.

Effing traffic is everywhere.

Note White Devil Viking Jesus.

And a family unit.

Again w/ the auto-in-&-out-of-focus.

Somewhat positive: Guessing neither group is of the white nationalist Xian persuasion.

T In A Sky

Damn you & your crummy auto-focus, SONY! It's complete baloney.

I will bore you to death.

Hot Yesterday

Not as hot today, currently 80°F. (26.6667°C). Still a bit warm for the end of Feb.

All those back east where it's freezing, snow on the ground, yada: Ha ha ha. [Repeat ad infinitum.]

Counter-Attack!

BRING THE WAR HOME!!

Were this reporter to metaphorically suggest that he welcomes attacks on this war criminal nation would he be arrested for "treason", now that we're in an illegal & stupid "war"? Whatever. I'm already a martyr, might as well commit to the bit.

Saturday Morning In Hell

Got up, headed for the galley to brew some tea & was greeted by one of your horrid relatives running about the sink. You'd better believe I killed it good, w/ spray cleanser & water.

I will not hesitate to kill & dispose of any of you that I find in my sink, or outside the front door!

Back for a second cuppa, & was greeted by yet another of your relatives. No one here gets out alive!! (Alas, didn't get the camera soon enough to capture its death throes, but it was flailing!)

Today In Anti-Trust

From 1889. The Gilded Age is back!

Karl Bode /Techdirt:
With Netflix Retreat, Trump Ally Larry Ellison Will Soon Own Warner Brothers, HBO, CNN, CBS, Paramount, Discovery, And Part Of TikTok
Pamela McClintock / The Hollywood Reporter:   Movie Theaters to Keep Lobbying Against Warner Bros. Deal, Now Targeting Paramount

Katherine Mosack / One America News Network:   Netflix declines to raise offer to buy Warner Bros., opening door for Paramount to finalize merger

Chris Walker / Truthout:   Netflix Bows Out of Warner Bros. Discovery Bid After Skydance Raises Offer

Chris Hughes / Bloomberg:   Oh No, Rationality Prevailed in the Warner Bros. Auction

Edith Olmsted / New Republic:   Democrats Slam Trumpist Takeover of Warner Bros.

Bradley Cortright / New York Sun:   CNN Stars Erin Burnett, Brianna Keilar Face Uncertain Future as Paramount Wins Warner Bros.: Ellison Reportedly Discussed Firing Both Hosts With Trump

Matt Gertz / Media Matters for America:   With Paramount set to take over WBD, Trump just steered a major news outlet into the hands of a crony

Graham Starr / TechCrunch:   Netflix backs out of bid for Warner Bros. Discovery, giving studios, HBO, and CNN to Ellison-owned Paramount

Cable TV Giants Unite: Charter’s $34.5 Billion Merger With Cox Gets FCC Approval

The deal was approved by the FCC with promises of upgrading internet services across the country, as well as adhering to some policies that have appeared in the Trump administration's agenda.

Not just anti-trust, but w/ regime interference. The First Amendment means religious freedom for the Gawd of Abraham's closet cases to persecute the queers, not that you can open your fat mouth & say anything you want!

"Let Them Eat Cake Liver"

Marie Antoinette gets hers. Who's next?
Note to Bobby Jr.: This is the most effective treatment for brainworms, arrogance, elitism & idiocy.

Millionaire advises masses to tighten their belts. You could cut the contempt w/ a knife.

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."

[image or embed]

— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 9:01 AM

Joseph Choi /The Hill:
RFK Jr. suggests buying liver or ‘cheap cuts’ instead of steak
Jim Thomas / NewsMax.com:   RFK Jr. Promotes Cheap Cuts as Beef Prices Jump

Daniel Hampton / Raw Story:   RFK sparks firestorm with new advice for broke Americans to eat ‘peasant food’

Malcolm Ferguson / New Republic:   RFK Jr. Suggests People Eat Liver if They're So Broke

... You Can Feel His Disease

Deidre McPhillips /CNN:
The US surpassed 1,100 measles cases in two months. Expect more deaths next
DNYUZ:   13 Measles Cases Reported at Texas Immigration Detention Facility

Lauren J. Young / Scientific American:   U.S. officially surpasses 1,000 cases of measles in 2026

Dr. Charles Lebaron / The Hill:   Does RFK Jr. care that babies will needlessly die under his vaccination policies?

Brad Matthews / Washington Times:   CDC: 1,136 measles cases in the U.S. this year, but no deaths

Abigail Ankeney / Denver Post:   Suspected measles case reported in Broomfield

San Antonio Current:   17 measles cases reported in El Paso, including 13 at ICE detention facility

El Paso Matters:   17 measles cases reported in El Paso, including 13 at ICE Camp East Montana

Timothy Geigner / Techdirt:   2 Months Into 2026 We Are Over Half 2025's Total Count Of Measles Cases

We're Number One! This country is so HOT! We have more of everything, including diseases & guns!! May all your stupid brains swell until your empty heads explode!

Rights Round-Up

Political prisoners, soon to be official American policy? And what'll you bet lying sack of garbage & complete moron O'Reilly is totally in favor of Trump never leaving?

Fiona Bork / The Hill
:O'Reilly calls on DOJ to ‘make an example’ of De Niro
Ahmad Austin Jr / Mediaite:   Bill O'Reilly Calls for Trump DOJ to Interrogate and Possibly Jail Robert De Niro for 5 Years: 'Make an Example of Him!
Mike LaChance / The Gateway Pundit:   Bill O'Reilly Says Secret Service Should ‘Make an Example’ of Robert De Niro Over His Recent Comments About Trump (VIDEO)

Make an example of Bill O'Reilly for urging the DoJ to violate the Constitution.

Friday Finger

Hang 'Em High!

I Share My "Feelings"

I know none of you fucking retards are literate anymore, can you still understand spoken English? Well, put this in your pipe & shove it up your ass, scum!

Go on, call the police again, you little fucking bastard! Don't think I don't know who squealed, but you all made me this way. You think I want to be consumed w/ hate & rage? Of course not, but your horrible world ruins decent people while letting heartless inhuman bastards & scum thrive.

I need assistance suing the slumlord & does anyone recommend a lawyer? No, they call the fucking police to send me to the warehouse of discarded people who'll be pumped full of dope but never be helped, yet it is somehow wrong to want to kill you all. After all that, it seems more reasonable every day.

Friday Freak Out

What would you do if the people you knew
Were the plastic that melted and the chromium too?

Just fucking give up, I s'pose.

Rooting For Injuries ...

... By Which I Mean DEATH, But One May No Longer Share One's "Feelings" W/o Being Taken To The Nuthouse

(I'm mad as hell; but unlike you literal-minded informants, not stupid now that I know what squealing shits you are.)"Open war", sez Pakistan's defense minister. Bring it on. Use some of those nukes, or are you chicken?

Terror! Horror! Excitement! Mystery!

SEE: $20 worth of "giant, mutated" plastic ants attack the cardboard-constructed Coca-Cola bottling complex, looking for high fructose corn syrup!

SEE: The Death of Brakeman Bill!

You won't believe your eyes!

Dep't. Of "War"

Friendly fire sums up Lumpy's pathetic regime quite well, 'though this reporter wonders just how "friendly" cold-blooded murder by DHS agents is. Why do they hate America (& Americans) so damn much?

Associated Press:
Lawmakers say US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone  —  The U.S. military used a laser Thursday to shoot down a Customs and Border Protection drone, according to members of Congress, and the Federal Aviation Administration responded by closing more airspace near El Paso, Texas.
Andrew J. Polk / KVIA-TV:   Lawmakers say Pentagon reportedly used laser to shoot CBP drone, FAA shuts down airspace in Fort Hancock

David Shepardson / Reuters:   FAA closes airspace in Fort Hancock, Texas after reported accidental use of anti-drone laser

Allyson Versprille / Bloomberg:   Pentagon Laser Shoots Down Customs Border Patrol Drone in Texas

Rebecca Kheel / Roll Call:   Senators question Pentagon official over El Paso airspace closure

A matter of time until a Beechcraft, Cessna or whatever w/ a family in it is shot down, if not something larger.

"Go Out There And Live!"

This made the rounds, & now that I've listened, I see why. Testify, sister!How wonderful! W/ a US$40.00/month increase in Social Security for 2026 (& a not increasing pension) this reporter is almost 1,050 bones/yr. above the poverty level. No reason for me to worry.

"Go out there and live". Easy for you to say if you aren't agoraphobic. Literally, "fear of the marketplace". As in "don't buy from rich peoples' businesses." I'll (not) buy that. No friends, either. No dinner invitations for yrs. now. And I'm too impatient & anti-social to join anything. (Everything is an imposition. Beathing, even.)

So it's violence for me! Metaphorically & legally "burn it all down" nothing! Let's really "get out there & live"!!

I 💘this guy. He's my spirit animal.

Accountability? Off W/ Their Heads!!

What Is To Be Done (Not A Question, The Solution):

Photos from the Last Public Execution by Guillotine, 1939
Eugène Weidmann murdered two women and four men in the Paris area in 1937.

Adam Serwer: “Around the world, powerful men are facing consequences for their actions. Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was convicted of trying to overthrow the government in a January 6–style coup, as was his South Korean counterpart, Yoon Suk Yuol. Marcin Romanowski, the former deputy justice minister in the right-wing Polish government, is in hiding in Hungary, accused of misusing public funds. The former Prince Andrew—Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor—became the first member of the British royal family in several centuries to be arrested; he’s been accused of crimes related to his relationship with the late sex-trafficking financier Jeffrey Epstein.”

“They’re all unfortunate not to be American. Otherwise they probably would have gotten away scot-free.”

“One way to look at the rise of Donald Trump is as part of a decades-long backlash among the American leadership class to the idea of accountability. Since Richard Nixon was forced to resign, powerful people in both political parties have worked assiduously to ensure that their leaders would escape the consequences of their actions … This is not just about Trump; his impunity is the product of a society that has worked hard to help the rich and powerful elude punishment for criminal behavior.”

If only. (Published 11 April 1972.)

[Political Wire]

Thursday's Tunes Of Tribulation: "World Under Siege"

Truth & Rights: Too Much To Ask For?

How To Lose A Customer

Slip this in their order.

O.K., Merry Xmas. Fine, whatever. Then we get to the flip-side.

So much for you, 3000TOYS.com of Joplin, Missouri. I mean, really? The gummint will be "on his shoulders"? Xian nationalist crackers, no doubt. Shoulda knowed. Welp, never again, to coin a phrase.

"There's A Killer On The Road ..."

Lookit this moronic fool.Why isn't he doing time? Are there no laws?

Pre-Season Practice

Thanks, Trump

What if I the layout needs an outhouse, you idiot bastard?

Great News!

Online ordering has resumed for Canadian orders only. Please note that we are currently unable to ship to the United States due to ongoing uncertainty in shipping services and applicable tariffs. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. If you have any questions about shipping, please feel free to contact us.

That's a damn shame, as these Canucks have some interesting stuff I the layout could use.

The Daily Affirmation: “You fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!”

— James Carville, riffing on Donald Trump for five minutes on his podcast.

Don't forget he's a big prancing closet case, Carville, you chicken-shit centrist.