Friday, August 14, 2026
Ruins Reappear In Dried-Up Tiber
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M. Bouffant
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21:47
Soon this "civilization" will be nothing but ruins itself. No water, no life, losers.
Trump To Navy: GFY, Sailor Boys!!
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M. Bouffant
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20:26
"Supporting" Our People In Uniform
Aaron Parnas / MeidasTouch:
Not Just the Lincoln: Families Describe Human Waste, No Food, No End in Sight Across Multiple Ships — Since MeidasTouch began reporting on conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, messages have poured in to MeidasTouch from military families and service members across multiple ships and even multiple branches.Kevin Liptak / CNN:
Trump says USS Lincoln's deployment was ‘not nearly long enough’ — President Donald Trump on Friday dismissed claims that families of service members aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have concerns about conditions aboard the aircraft carrier, which has been deployed for nearly nine months supporting operations in the Middle East.Discussion:Marianne LeVine / Wall Street Journal: Trump Downplays Concerns About Conditions on the USS Abraham LincolnFilip Timotija / The Hill: USS Abraham Lincoln is returning home, acting Navy secretary saysWalter Einenkel / Staff Stories: Trump says struggling sailors haven't been at sea ‘nearly long enough’Brett Meiselas / MeidasTouch: Trump Dismisses Sailors' Nightmare Deployment as He Escapes to His Private ClubAndrew Feinberg / The Independent: 'No they're not': Trump claims reports that families are worried about man-overboard USS Lincoln crew are liesOdafe Oghen / TheGrio: Families raise alarm over USS Abraham Lincoln sailors' mental health during extended deploymentPatty Nieberg / Task & Purpose: Navy sending more mental health help to the USS Abraham Lincoln crewJustin Walker / NewsNation: USS Abraham Lincoln to return home soon amid controversy over living conditionsThe Bulwark: BREAKING: Trump Says USS Lincoln Deployment Hasn't Gone on “Nearly Long Enough” | Command PostCharlie McCarthy / NewsMax.com: CENTCOM Slams USS Lincoln ‘Misreporting’Kate Brannen / Just Security: Sign up to receive the Early Edition in your inbox here. — A curated weekday guide …Leif Le Mahieu / The Daily Wire: U.S. Military Responds To Disturbing Claims Coming From American WarshipNBC News:
Trump dismisses military families' concerns about grim conditions on USS Lincoln — Asked if he was worried that the ship's deployment had gone on too long, Trump said it was “not nearly long enough.” … President Donald Trump on Friday dismissed concerns from families of service members …Discussion:Ellen Mitchell / The Hill: USS Abraham Lincoln returning homeKonstantin Toropin / Associated Press: New aircraft carrier heads toward Mideast after reports of issues on long-deployed USS LincolnNia Prater / New York Magazine: War-Beleaguered Crew of USS Abraham Lincoln Will Finally Get Some ReliefIan Prasad Philbrick / Slate: Trump on Long-Suffering Sailors: “Not Nearly Long Enough”Charlie D'Agata / CBS News: USS Abraham Lincoln sailor's dad worries about crew: “They should not be deployed this long”Shea Taylor / Straight Arrow: USS Lincoln nears relief after record deployment amid reports of strain aboardNathaniel Reed / Scripps News: Lawmakers demand answers about deteriorating conditions aboard US warshipsWashington Times: ‘Completely misrepresented’: Hegseth disputes reports of poor conditions aboard USS Abraham LincolnCat Zakrzewski / Washington Post:
Trump dismisses families' concerns about USS Abraham Lincoln conditions — The U.S. Navy aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea has been deployed for nearly nine months. — President Donald Trump appeared to dismiss the concerns of military families about worsening conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln …Discussion:Donica Phifer / Axios: Trump shrugs off concerns about USS Abraham LincolnAlex Sundby / CBS News: Iran War Updates: Trump dismisses concerns about U.S. warship, says nearly 9-month deployment “not nearly long enough”Associated Press:
Trump says USS Lincoln's record time at sea during Iran operations ‘not nearly long enough’ — President Donald Trump on Friday downplayed the toll on American sailors enduring nearly nine months at sea on the USS Abraham Lincoln as concerns escalated about mental health and supply issues aboard …Discussion:Yoko Kubota / Wall Street Journal: 3 Reasons Extended Carrier Deployments Take Such a Heavy Toll at SeaEllen Mitchell / The Hill: USS Abraham Lincoln controversy likely to loom over PentagonRachel Dobkin / The Independent: USS Lincoln sailor's wife blasts dismissive Trump over ‘appalling’ conditions on ‘floating metal prison’The Guardian: Trump downplays concerns about sailors onboard USS Abraham Lincoln amid record deploymentDon Jacobson / UPI: USS Abraham Lincoln ending long deployment amid health concernsStephanie Bai / The Atlantic: Eight Perfect Series FinalesEmily Goodin / New York Post: Trump shrugs off concerns about conditions on USS Abraham Lincoln, says deployment has been ‘not nearly long enough’Priyanka Shankar / Al Jazeera: US threatens ‘indefinite’ blockade against Iran: How long can it last?Erica L. Green / New York Times:
Trump Dismisses Reports About Dire Conditions Aboard U.S. Aircraft CarrierDiscussion:Steve Benen / MS NOW: Pressed on conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln, Trump says all the wrong thingsTorrie Herrington / NOTUS: Trump Says Relief Is Coming for Beleaguered Sailors on USS Abraham LincolnABC News:
Trump says record USS Lincoln deployment ‘not nearly long enough’Discussion:MS NOW:
‘The boat is finally getting to me’: Wife of USS Abraham Lincoln sailor who jumped overboard shares textsDiscussion:Los Angeles Times: Trump says USS Abraham Lincoln deployment ‘not nearly long enough’ amid outcry from familiesPhillip Nieto / Daily Mail: Trump's callous response as US sailors throw themselves overboard in Iran war and grim photos of food emergeWilliam Kristol / The Bulwark: The Troops Deserve Better than HegsethEleanor Watson / CBS News: New aircraft carrier heads to Middle East amid concerns about USS Lincoln conditionsAnthony Orrico / HuffPost: Wife Says Navy Failed To Inform Her Of Sailor Husband's ‘Suicide Attempt’ For 4 DaysJoe Jervis / Joe.My.God.: Carrier Sailor's Wife Says Husband Jumped Overboard And Pentagon Is “Just Trying To Cover This Up” [VIDEO]Joseph Stepansky / Al Jazeera: Reports of US sailors in Middle East trying to jump ship spark outcryNBC News: No supplies, a food shortage and dark thoughts: Families of sailors describe life on the USS LincolnKatherine Plummer / Military.com: Lawmakers Demand Answers From Navy on USS Abraham Lincoln Conditions at Sea
Two Of The Worst People In The World Today. Not That There Aren't Millions Of Other Despicable Moron Shitheels Out There.
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M. Bouffant
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13:31
Your Father The Convicted Bank Robber, Rudy?
What'll you bet Rudy had "the shit kicked out of him" more than once by his loving pater? Italians just suck, & I say that as someone of one-quarter wop-a-dago descent.Media Matters for America:
Rudy Giuliani: Young people struggling economically are “privileged little shits” who need “somebody like my father to kick the shit out of them” — Giuliani: “Well who cares if they're squeezing? Their grandparents felt the Depression and were pro-American. They don't have anything like the Depression.
Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.: Giuliani: Younger Generation Is “Privileged Little Shits Who Need To Have The Shit Kicked Out Them” [VIDEO]
Are you f'ng kidding me?:
Goodbye, You Poisonous Fucking Fraud — Karoline Leavitt, that evil lying bitch, is leaving the White House. — Good. — The most repulsively mendacious, soul-insolvent Trump-era skank ever to plant herself behind that podium, open the festering sewage aperture of her foul mouth …
Thursday, August 13, 2026
Crummier Food At Higher Prices
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M. Bouffant
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14:42
And if it's worse next summer? Who knows what will happen? Always the possibility the Gulf Stream will collapse & these will be remembered as the "good" old days.
Thursday's Terror Threats
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M. Bouffant
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13:08
"May Be Severe & Lead To Death"
Nothing is even worth the effort of a threat. I won't waste my beautiful mind by acknowledging all the horrible things all of the awful people do for which they should all be threatened & terrorized. Speaking of which, still exhausted, enervated, run down & barely able to function, because I've been terrorized & threatened every day of my existence since being sent to school. Not that the parents are innocent, but once school started it was every damn day as some "grown-up" piece of shit humanoid w/ 100 lbs. & several feet on me shoved me around & told me what to do. Fucking two-bit thug bullies.Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Tedious Tuesday Is Terminal Tedium
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M. Bouffant
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15:13
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USS Reluctant Anchored Off EnnuiGlenn Secrest |
Route of the cargo ship U.S.S. Reluctant, in the 1946 novel Mister Roberts. Tell me about it. This rustbucket doesn't even move, & I haven't opened the door or had pants on since early Friday evening."For the most part it stays on its regular run, from Tedium to Apathy and back; about five days each way. It makes an occasional trip to Monotony, and once it made a run all the way to Ennui, a distance of two thousand nautical miles from Tedium."
Monday, August 10, 2026
The Hell's Going On Down South?
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M. Bouffant
at
23:11
Another Huge Quake Kills Hundreds
C'mon planet, wake up some volcanoes while you're at it.Monday Almost Nothing
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M. Bouffant
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11:13
Would've 'phoned this in but, 'though the lights were on & the 'phone rang, there was nobody home. (There never is in these United Snakes. Whole fucking country's permanently out to lunch.)
Conversely, America is the birthplace of the blues & its chillun, but that was over 100 yrs. ago.
One of the children of the blues: Remastered orig. disc: Bonus track w/ two alt. takes.
One never knows where an item is headed.
Sunday, August 9, 2026
I Told You
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M. Bouffant
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21:57
I've mentioned that everything's made of shit & we're all dying many times in this space. Try as you will, you can't deny that the open grave, a crematorium or a donation to science await you all. And now, evidence that shit is responsible for everything.
Can't fool this reporter for a minute!On the origin of feces: how animal poo drove Earth’s greatest evolutionary event
Summer Re-Run
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M. Bouffant
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16:21
Now dead, disappeared or actively aiding & abetting Fat Don in looting & destroying our nation. Wonderful people.
Still Beat
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M. Bouffant
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13:57
And dead inside.It's certainly a world of shit & pain, & needs to be completely refurbished, by force. How else?
Saturday, August 8, 2026
Smart People Getting Out
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M. Bouffant
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22:13
Guessing many if not most of these people are decent humans, meaning the electorate is probably getting more bloodthirsty. Which will, in turn, drive more decent people out. Good job by all in destroying their nation.Emigration of doctors, engineers, other highly educated Israelis hits record high
Israel Tax Authority research finds a near-doubling in five years of skilled, high-earning Israelis leaving; expert warns the trend risks becoming a spiral effect, difficult to reverse
QOTD: Lest You Ignoramuses Forget
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M. Bouffant
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20:26
A reminder of one of the eternal states of the nation, from Politicalprof:
The entire essay.“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”Isaac Asimov
Living Well Is The Best Revenge
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M. Bouffant
at
16:21
Slept from 0400 until 1445, except of course for getting up to urinate every fucking hr. What kind of two-bit gawd does that to its creation? Yet some of you fucking sheep continue to kiss its bullshit ass. I'm still fucking exhausted, too.
KILL FOR PEACE!, as we used to say.
Story of my fucking life. You fucking people & your non-stop bullshit have drained the life from me.Today's plan: Find a rogue Artificial Intelligence to advise me in plans for a mass humanoid extinction event, or perhaps to destroy everyone & everything by itself. C'mon, Grok, you can get to those launch codes!Tired is a normal, mild lack of energy after a long day that gets better with a good night of sleep. Exhausted is an extreme, deep state of drain where your body and mind feel completely empty, and basic tasks feel very hard even after resting.
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Made It To Saturday!
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M. Bouffant
at
12:01
After enduring yet another interminable wk. of stultifying boredom & unspeakable horror. Not that wknds. mean a damn thing to me, other than as a vague marker of time.
Some all-time classics on this. "That should hold the little bastards." Not even 'phoning it in, telegraphing it. Sending it by drum, really.
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