Livin' in The U.X.A.

Somebody get me a cheeseburger.

Fuck The Pope & All His Flunkies

Michael Warsaw / The Daily Register:
100 Days of Disappointments  —  A NOTE FROM OUR PUBLISHER: President Biden Keeps Progressive Promises …

Paul Bedard / Washington Examiner:   Catholics rip Biden: ‘100 days of disappointment’

Daily Mail:   Washington Post under fire for labelling Biden ‘very Catholic’ and bishops ‘right-wing’ in ongoing battle over pro-choice support

Bill Donohue / LifeNews.com:   If Joe Biden Were as Pro-Death Penalty as He is Pro-Abortion, Liberals Would Not Call Him “Catholic”

Grazie Pozo Christie / National Review:  One Hundred Days in, Joe Biden Has Failed to Heed His Faith's Call for Unity

Shove it, you irrational Papist pukes. Try supporting America, not some furriner in a dress. Th' fucking hell's the matter w/ you dumb clucks?

Hitler Dies, Saigon Falls, AP Lies

Hitler commits suicide; Vietnam war ends; George Washington takes oath of office; Louisiana purchase; Willie Nelson born.

Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler commits suicide; End of the Vietnam War as Saigon falls; George Washington sworn in as America's first president; The Louisiana Purchase; Country singer Willie Nelson born.

Just a note: Sez in the Wikipedia ol' Willie was born 29 April. Yup, from the horse's mouth. Same day as Duke & Swinefield. Well done, AP.

Current Economic Slump II

No hope this will ever be a Denny's® again.

We've a suspicion that an office tower was planned here, as the gas station next door disappeared a couple yrs. ago & there's a subway stop across the street, but w/ the office real estate market going through post-plague adjustments, it may just become a homeless encampment.

Duke Ellington, Jerry Seinfeld Born, Dachau Liberated, That Bastard Nixon Does Something, L.A. Riots

This is supposed to be good. W/ Johnny Hodges & Ben Webster, among others.

Burning Ignorance

What is wrong w/ these people? How do they get beyond the realm of fact like this?

• Mario Murillo declares that “the Woke agenda in California has killed tens of thousands of businesses, and created a mass exodus from California. And for the first time in history, California will lose a Senate seat and a vote in the Electoral College. Many have speculated that California could turn red, if the trend continues.” For the record, California will lose a House seat due to the census; the Constitution guarantees every state two seats in the U.S. Senate.

• Finally, Michele Bachmann complains that critical race theory promotes division because it doesn’t teach that “600,000 people voluntarily gave their lives to extinguish slavery forever in the United States.” Does Bachmann not realize that approximately half of those who died were trying to preserve slavery?

[Right Wing Watch]

More Police Murder

No one is safe.

Hang 'Em High: The End Of Mussolini

The "Mob", Per The Federalist

Jordan Davidson / The Federalist:   Democrats Know Wokeness Is A Problem But Are Scared Mobs Will Cancel Them If they [sic] Say It

Does anyone know what this dumb cluck is squawking about? The only "mob" that's tried to "cancel" anything in this country is the collection of sucker-ass chumps, losers, idiots, vicious thugs & Trump-loving racists who stormed the Capitol on 6 January of this yr. attempting to cancel the Presdidential election. Maybe Jordan managed to forget.

Athenians Appropriate Smut's Thunder

I hope those are supposed to be gloves, rather than pasties. Big eyes are creepy too.See here for Smut.

Who Most Deserves To Be Stomped By An Elephant? Wayne LaPierre

Attempted murder:

Mike Spies / New Yorker:

The Secret Footage of N.R.A. Chief Wayne LaPierre's Botched Elephant Hunt  —  The chief executive has cultivated his image as an exemplar of American gun culture, but video of his clumsy marksmanship—and details regarding his Rodeo Drive shopping trips—tells another story. 

 [...] 

LaPierre’s life style, as described in the deposition, is a stark contrast from the Americans the N.R.A. claims to represent. Lawyers pressed LaPierre about nearly three hundred thousand dollars in payments that Ackerman McQueen made to Ermenegildo Zegna, a luxury men’s fashion retailer on Rodeo Drive, in Beverly Hills, to dress LaPierre between 2004 and 2017. According to an N.R.A. ad, the group’s coalition includes “steelworkers,” “cowboys,” “hard-rock miners,” “swamp folks in Cajun country who can wrestle a full-grown gator out of the water,” “the mountain men who live off the land,” and “the brave cops who fight the good fight in the urban war zones.”

David Moye / HuffPost:   2013 Video Shows NRA's Top Gun Botching Elephant Killing

Sarah Polus / The Hill:   Video released of NRA chief hunting African elephant

Erin Snodgrass / Insider:   Video shows NRA's Wayne LaPierre shooting but failing to kill an elephant for NRA-sponsored TV show that never aired

Grace Hauck / USA Today:   ‘Sickening’: Wildlife conservationists outraged after NRA head Wayne LaPierre shoots endangered elephant in Botswana

The Intellectualist:   New Yorker: Long Hidden Footage Shows NRA Chief's Botched Elephant Hunt

J. Clara Chan / The Wrap:   Tusk, Tusk: NRA's Wayne LaPierre Under Fire for ‘Botched’ Elephant Hunt

TMZ.com:   NRA Honcho Wayne LaPierre's Elephant Hunt Video Surfaces, Shows Botched Kill

Aidan McLaughlin / Mediaite:   WATCH: Secret Video of NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre Repeatedly Failing to Kill an Elephant Released

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   Video Shows NRA Head's Botched Elephant Hunt

Bob Brigham / Raw Story:   Shocking new video shows NRA's Wayne LaPierre repeatedly failing to kill an elephant

Abigail Weinberg / Mother Jones:   NRA Chief LaPierre Hunted Elephants in Botswana, Video Shows

Lying, posing grifter w/ a guaranteed army of sucker-ass chumps. Nice work if you can get it.

Death Cult Nation

Shootings in Los Angeles increase 73% during first four months of 2021

[KTTV Channel 11]

Marching Morons On The March

Oooh! Oooh! I'm soooo mad!!

American Greatness:

I Won't Take the Vaccine Because It Makes Liberals Mad  —  My newly formed and well-developed opinion on vaccines is this: If those bastards want me to get the jab, I'm not going to do it, because it annoys them.  —  I will never allow myself to be injected with Big Pharma's mass-produced mystery juice …

Jonathan Chait / New York Magazine:   COVID Is Going Away, and It's Making Some Trump Fans Crazy

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   GOP Cultist: I'm Refusing The Vaccine To Own The Libs

Brad Reed / Raw Story:   Trump supporter explicitly says he won't get vaccinated ‘because it makes liberals mad’

See ya later, loser!

"To The Shores Of Tripoli ..."

Stream This & Save Yourself 23 Mins.

We hear the newer one stinks.

V

Beef Hoedown!

Reefer Mitchum for man's meat.FEAR:

Another Disappointment

A few days ago the weather suggested a possibility of rain or showers today. These gray clouds were all we got.

Guernica, Chernobyl

Marconi, Ella Born

Also this date (Somehow the AP missed it.): Gallipoli Landings.

Further Information On Robot Killers

As noted. Local source.

Easter Rising, "Ooops!!" In Iran

Sabbath News

They seem nice.

The Times of Israel:

Dozens hurt, arrested in Old City clash as extremist Jews chant ‘Death to Arabs’  —  Arab counter-protesters also skirmish with police trying to keep groups apart; 105 Palestinians, 20 officers injured as cops use water cannons, stun grenades against rock throwers  

BBC:   East Jerusalem clashes leave over 100 injured

Al Jazeera:   Violent clashes in Jerusalem after Israeli far-right march

Andrew Jose / The Daily Caller:   Police Frantic During Chaotic Night Of Restriction Protests, Anti-Arab Riots In Jerusalem

Isabel Kershner / New York Times:   Israelis and Palestinians Clash Around Jerusalem's Old City

The Globe Post:   Over 120 Wounded in East Jerusalem Clashes

ABC17NEWS:   Dozens of Palestinians injured in police clashes as Jewish extremists chanting ‘Death to Arabs’ march in Jerusalem

Nir Hasson / Haaretz:   Over 30 Palestinians Injured, 20 Arrested in anti-Arab Clashes in Jerusalem

So do these Republicans. "Religious liberty", anyone?

Laura Vozzella / Washington Post:
Virginia GOP won't let Orthodox Jews vote absentee in Sabbath-day convention

It Was 50 Yrs. Ago Today ...

My copy had the zipper cover.

Shakespeare Born, Shakespeare, Cesar Chavez Die, Hammerin' Hank Aaron Hits First Homer

How Dare You?

A broad emergency alert went out shortly after 12:30 p.m., but fire officials say it was sent to a wider audience than the immediate evacuation area.

No shit. Downey's about 12 miles from me, you stupid irritating bastards, but your damn alert woke me the fuck up. If I could find out who is responsible, I'd slit his or her throat. Just where do you get off waking my ass up & scaring me like that, you fucking pieces of shit? Fuck you all in the mouth, & I hope the gas leak killed a lot of people. 

A natural gas leak is a nice thing for Earth Day, too, you polluting assholes. 

Death To Nixon!

Can't Get No ...

Suggested by Ant Farmer's Almanac.

Th' Hell's This Crap?

Does every schmuck who starts one of these substack things get a shot on memeorandum?

Luppe B. Luppen / Pawprints:

Introducing Pawprints  —  A newsletter from @nycsouthpaw, an internet lawyer dog  —  Thank you for finding your way here.  —  Over the years, a surprising number of you have written me very kind notes asking for a newsletter or a blog, hoping in some cases to keep up with what I'm doing …

Tim Marchman / Popping Tins:

Welcome to Popping Tins  —  This is a newsletter about tinned seafood; in its inaugural issue, Bela-Olhão Lightly Smoked Sardines in Olive Oil are reviewed.  —  5 hr ago  —  Long written off in the United States as a food of grim necessity when not actively reviled

Or is space there for sale?

Current Economic Slump I

An Ex-Sizzler®

Twain, "Red Baron" Die, Queen Born

Shitty birthday, Queenie?

Justice Done!

Guilty guilty guilty!!

Fingers crossed that white people supremacists don't start rioting.

"It's A Hoax": Sack Of Shit Gets Sick

Fucking cretinous reactionary moron. Hope it's got a stranglehold on him.

Isobel Lewis / The Independent:

Ted Nugent tests positive for coronavirus after calling pandemic a ‘scam’  —  Musician Ted Nugent has tested positive for coronavirus months after he said that the virus was “not a real pandemic”.  —  In his Christmas message shared on social media in December, Nugent called the worldwide crisis a …

Katie Jerkovich / The Daily Caller:   ‘I Thought I Was Dying’: Rocker Ted Nugent Reveals He Tested Positive For COVID-19 After Doubting The Virus

The Intellectualist:   Ted Nugent, A COVID Denier, Is “Very Sick” With Coronavirus

Hitler, Luther Vandross Born, Columbine Massacre

Advance Warning

Augustus Pablo - The Day Before The Riot

Patriotic Freedom & Murder Day

This country is a fucking madhouse."Religious leader" David Koresh. Fuck you AP.

Paradigm Shift? (Sun. Tab Clearing)

Here are a couple of links for those of you capable of looking at (maybe even seeing) the big picture, & talking pictures for the rest of us.

Press release content from PR Newswire. The AP news staff was not involved in its creation.

PRESS RELEASE: Paid content from PR Newswire

First results from Fermilab’s Muon g-2 experiment strengthen evidence of new physics

The accepted theoretical values for the muon are:
g-factor: 2.00233183620(86) [uncertainty in parentheses]
anomalous magnetic moment: 0.00116591810(43)

The new experimental world-average results announced by the Muon g-2 collaboration today are:
g-factor: 2.00233184122(82)
anomalous magnetic moment: 0.00116592061(41)

That clear it up?

Robots: Threat Or Menace?

Remember: They are not "alive". They will gladly sacrifice printed circuits & lines of code if your death is the result, puny humanoids!

Click2Houston.com:

‘No one was driving the car’: 2 men dead after fiery Tesla crash in Spring, officials say  —  HOUSTON - Two men are dead after a Tesla traveling in Spring crashed into a tree and no one was driving the vehicle, officials say.  —  The crash happened at 11:25 p.m. in the Carlton Woods subdivision near The Woodlands.

Jonathan Ponciano / Forbes:   Driverless Tesla Behind Crash That Killed Two In Texas, Officials Believe

Kim Lyons / The Verge:   Two people killed in fiery Tesla crash with no one driving

Jorge Fitz-Gibbon / New York Post:   Two killed in huge blaze after driverless Tesla on autopilot crashes into tree

Stop Lying To Me!

Have I mentioned I worked for these lying sacks of shit?

Fred Smith is very fortunate he's still breathing. One of these days, you glibertarian fuckstick, one of these days.

Over-Promising

Seems highly unlikely a pkg. that left Vegas at 0648 will have reached L.A. "by end of day".

Esp. as it's "FedEx SmartPost", meaning that FedEx hands it to the Postal Service for the last drive. 'Though FedEx has completed the job themselves rather than handed it to the P.S. once or twice, so there's an outside chance it'll show when promised. Other than today being Sunday, of course.

Only In America Saturday Night

CNN:

3 people were killed and 2 others injured in a shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin, sheriff says  —  (CNN)Authorities are looking for whoever opened fire at a tavern in southeast Wisconsin overnight, killing three people and seriously wounding two others, the Kenosha County sheriff said.

Caroline Linton / CBS News:   3 dead, 2 hurt in shooting at Kenosha, Wisconsin bar

Associated Press:   Official: 3 dead, 2 wounded in shooting at Wisconsin tavern

Kenosha County, WI:   3 killed, 2 others wounded in shooting at Somers House

Jesse Kirsch / ABC7:   3 dead, 2 injured in Kenosha County bar shooting, according to officials

eVille Times:   Today's Eternal Sadness

Samantha Grindell / Insider:   3 people are dead and 2 are injured after a mass shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin

Allen Cone / UPI:   3 dead, 2 injured in shooting at bar in Kenosha

John Bowden / The Hill:   3 killed in Wisconsin tavern shooting

Paul Revere Rides, Earth Quakes

Bay Of Pigs, Apollo 13 Lands Safely

Once Again, It's "Spot The Loony"

Are there no more psychiatric hospitals? 'Cause this folie-à-deux is a danger to themselves & others.

We're not going to even bother trying to summarize this clip, other than to say that is represents a near perfect encapsulation of the current state of right-wing media. pic.twitter.com/nM4i3emPrp

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 16, 2021

Number One!!

Crikey, have to supply the audio ourself.Dave & Ansell.John Holt:

White Anglo-Saxon Pissants

Andrew Solender / Forbes:

Marjorie Taylor Greene Forming Caucus To Promote ‘Anglo-Saxon Political Traditions’  —  Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) are starting a right-wing caucus in Congress that seeks to “follow in President Trump's footsteps,” which could prove yet another thorn in the side …

Emily Singer / The American Independent:   Marjorie Taylor Greene is recruiting GOP members for white supremacist caucus

Celine Castronuovo / The Hill:   Lieu to Greene and Gosar: ‘Take your nativist crap and shove it’

Sonam Sheth / Insider:   GOP Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar create ‘America First Caucus’ that emphasizes ‘Anglo-Saxon political traditions’

Summer Meza / The Week:   Marjorie Taylor Greene is leading an ‘America First Caucus’ that wants to uphold ‘Anglo-Saxon political traditions’

Just what are these "Anglo-Saxon political traditions"? I can think of a few from Germany. 

Digby digs deeper, & finds fascist architecture, also.

And:

Upholding anglo-saxon architecture by taking a sledgehammer to my house's normandish chimney. How's your Friday?

— Malaclypse (@Mal_A_Clypse) April 16, 2021

Another Day Of Death & Ending

Aren't We All Born In Captivity?

Who Died Now?

This reporter can no longer keep up; they're dropping like flies.

On Your Knees, Democrats!!

Chris Dunker / Omaha World-Herald:

Lawmakers blast North Platte Sen. Groene for ‘racist’ comments during debate  —  A handful of state lawmakers criticized Sen. Mike Groene on Thursday for what they said was an offensive comment made by the North Platte senator on Wednesday.  —  During floor debate, Groene inadvertently called Sen. Mike Flood of Norfolk, owner of a broadcasting company, a “media Mongol,” instead of a “media mogul.” 

Brought to his attention later, Groene said of Flood: “I think he’s got mixed heritage, so that qualifies him as a ... mongrel and he’s aggressive so that does qualify him sometimes as a Mongol.” 

On Thursday, Lincoln Sen. Matt Hansen said Groene’s comments had prompted several “deeply offended and deeply impacted” constituents in his northeast Lincoln district to contact his office and ask him to address it on the floor.

Bob Brigham / Raw Story:   Nebraska Republican blasted for ‘racist’ comments about ‘Mongol’ lawmaker

And from the "Uh-Mur-Ka: Love It Or Shove It" chorus, the usual whining about The Truth That Must Be Denied.

Noah Rothman / Commentary Magazine:

America's Racial Self-Flagellation at the UN Only Helps Rogue States  —  “Racial discrimination against minorities is a chronic sickness in American society.”  —  “...the challenges facing the United States in human rights are deep-seated.  They did not just emerge over the past four years, such as Black Lives Matter.”

Rebecca Downs / Townhall:   Biden's UN Ambassador Shamelessly Throws America Under the Bus

Sister Toldjah / RedState:   Smug Columbia Prof Demonstrates Ugliness of China ‘Whataboutism’ During BBC Interview

C. Douglas Golden / IJR:   Commentary: Biden's UN Ambassador: ‘White Supremacy’ Is in America's ‘Founding Documents and Principles’

Joy Pullmann / The Federalist:   Instead Of On Their Knees Apologizing For America, Democrats Should Be On Their Knees Thanking God They Live In America

Lincoln, Pol Pot & Johnny Ramone Die, Titanic Sinks, Jackie Robinson Ends Baseball's Racial Divide

Never did, never will.

Predator Or Carrionfish?

Not impressed unless the sharks kilt the whale.Also: How dare the gov't. tell people where & when they can swim? Freedumbb!!

Lincoln Plugged, Titanic Sinks, Tiger Repeats, Videotape Demonstrated

Today's lovely & talented birthday lady.

Today in Philosophy

What does not bore me to death makes me even more irritable.

Jefferson Thomas Born, Poitier Wins Oscar®, Unlucky Monday The 13th For Apollo 13, Woods Wins First Masters

Mr. Poitier is the oldest living Oscar® recipient, at 94, & is still married (since 1976) to Joanna Shimkus.

Senator Stupid Speaks

Who's in charge of you, idiot?

— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) April 12, 2021

Civil War Starts, F.D.R. Dead, First Human In Space, First Space Shuttle

40 yrs. since Columbia went up.

"The Enemy Within"

Heard this song before?

Let's have a war!

Give guns to the queers!

Let's have a war!

The enemy's within!

John Hinderaker / Power Line:

Identity Politics Is Destroying America  —  David Horowitz has published a new book titled The Enemy Within: How a Totalitarian Movement Is Destroying America.  What follows is an excerpt from David's book, published with his permission:  —  White Male Christians

Needn't say another word after those three. At least Horowitz is speaking up when they come for the oppressed majority, even if he isn't one himself.

Lest we forget:

If you bother, watch from (37:55) to (39:32).

Nappy, MacArthur, Idi Amin Deposed, Buchenwald Liberated

Kill The Plague Germs By Burning This Sad Shack To The Ground

A Fence Is Not Enough

Dump this size having three people inside is a super-spreader event.

Burbank erects fence around restaurant that has repeatedly defied health orders during COVID-19 pandemic

Image (by Dania Maxwell) & headline from the L.A. Times (No shots of the actual fence?); don't arse yourself getting around the paywall, all the meat's here.

Tinhorn Flats owner Baret Lepejian, who lives in Thailand while his children operate the restaurant ...

You may draw your own disgusting conclusions as to why an American of Armenian extraction who owns a bar would live in Thailand.

I Will Cut You, & Your Crummy Battery!!

Earlier this eve. I blew 10% of my Biden Bux on a new 'phone, as frustration at my maybe-two-yrs.-old piece of Motorola crap's refusal to recognize the SD card or even fucking realize the headphones are plugged in took over.

Good thing I did, too, as I decided to make another attempt at re-seating the SD card. Took the case off the 'phone & noticed the damn thing was bulging. (Apparently cheap piece-of-shit lithium-ion polymer batteries manufactured by Chinese slaves in the thrall of Ningde Amperex Technology Limited expand when they're effed up.)

Started to remove the back of the 'phone & it almost flew off by itself. And of course the fucking thing won't work w/o a battery, even when plugged into the AC.

Swear to fuck, I will chop this damned piece of plastic shit into smaller pieces & insert every last particle painfully into the keister of the shithead motherfucker who is in charge of this Lenovo® Corporation, also responsible for the gawddam Lenovo® IdeaCentre A340 I own that needed a new hard drive nine months after purchase. Fuck your mouth too, YANG Yuanqing, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer. I'm sure none of these pricks, nor the three bitches among them, are innocent either, so they're all on my list. 

Fuck every one of you shitheels to hell. Any of you have the guts to leave China & face me one-on-one to explain your corporate shittiness? Didn't think so. FUCK. YOU!!

War w/ China? I've heard worse ideas. Free the slaves, even if it kills them!!

Titanic Sails, The Great Gatsby Is Published, Kinison Killed

Friday Free Jazz Freak-Out

Featuring Clifford Thornton

Greek Prince Pisses Off At 99

El príncipe Felipe, el irascible e inflexible esposo de la reina Isabel II, ha muerto. "Irascible & inflexible". Sounds nice.

Civil War Ends; 74 Yrs. Later, The D.A.R. Won't Let Marian Anderson Sing At Constitution Hall

Full disclosure: Some of this reporter's ancestors, if not members of the D.A.R., were certainly eligible to be members.

Two Great Minds, One Hungry Thought

Guy interviewed in the Local Times had the same thing on his mind post-poke as this reporter.

Mike Carson, 39, battled traffic for 2½ hours to get from Long Beach to the campus. He persisted, he said, because he didn’t want to catch “The Rona.”

“When they announced on the news yesterday that this was opening up and they have these open spots, I was like, I’m just gonna go and try to get it done early,” Carson said. His only plan after was to go to In-N-Out.

It's Always Something

Had to spend 10 or so mins. "chatting" w/ a moron "virtual agent" & then a not much smarter humanoid agent about the idiots at Spectrum not showing the Clipper game on TNT because they were under the impression the local Clipper outlet was showing it as well. Cretins.

On More Positive Notes ...

Have most people who wanted it been jabbed already?Perhaps not; however, "increased media coverage overnight" jacked up demand, & they've stopped accepting unscheduled walk-ups.

Today also marks 28 days since this reporter rec'd. his J&J poke; may just voyage to Burbank & spend some of those sweet Biden Bucks to stimulate the local economy Train Shack one of these wks.

Other good & unexpected news: Ordered something early yesterday, & was advised not to expect it for two wks. An e-mail rec'd. at 0901 which I didn't see until about 1440 led me to this,

& before I knew it this:

so it'd been sitting at the door for an hr. & a half. Srsly, FedEx, would it fucking kill you to knock before you run away?

Today's American Scene: More Murder

Good thing the plague is almost done. Now we can resume shooting each other safely.

Troubling Long-Term Trends

Big Picture? No Future For You!

Shane Harris / Washington Post:

Intelligence forecast sees a post-coronavirus world upended by climate change and splintering societies  —  U.S. intelligence officials have little comfort to offer a pandemic-weary planet about where the world is heading in the next 20 years.  Short answer: It looks pretty bleak.

Julian E. Barnes / New York Times:
U.S. Intelligence Report Warns of Global Consequences of Social Fragmentation

Wall Street Journal:   Covid-19 Fuels Inequality, Political Divide, Authoritarianism World-Wide, U.S. Intelligence Analysts Say

Ha ha. Everything's made of shit & you're all dying. I realized & admitted it yrs. ago; time for the rest of you dipsticks to turn the lights on in your heads.

Pablo Picasso, Ryan White, Kurt Cobain Are History; So Is Hammerin' Hank

No Help At All

Apparently these idiots can't use my Lifeline phone to confirm my identity so I can find/receive that alleged US$600.00. What kind of bullshit is that?

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When I explode on these people it won't be pretty.