Monday, June 2, 2008

An Open Letter: Enough Already

To Senator Mrs. Clinton: Just fucking give it up already, & when you do, be sure to emphasize to your wackier supporters that they'd better vote for Sen. Obama, not for Sen. McCain or "none-of-the-above." If, as some have suggested, you'd truly allow McCain the victory just so he could really screw things up (imagine the world situation & the U. S. economy even worse than they are now, if you can) to insure a Clinton candidacy & victory in 2012, you should probably be taken out & shot right now. Because if McSame gets in, your vote for the war in Iraq will pale beside his desire for perpetual war. We know both you & McBush want to obliterate Iran, but let's be real for thirty seconds or so. Think of the children! Sincerely, Malignant "Chas." Bouffant

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

We're getting ready, boy.

Just got our first fighter plane down in Rio.

Didn't come with no machine gun wing additions.

But we're working on it.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Responds:

This sort of thing makes us nervous. We used Sitemeter, but couldn't find whence this comment. It's as if it really were from Blackwater.

And why would BW be commenting on our open rant to Sen. C.? Will their new fighter aircraft be used to insure McCain's "election," voters be damned?

Anonymous said...

Oh dear,sorry, caro Buffone, but 'illary's post was the last one when I looked last night. You know I love to play the actress. Was thinking yesterday what will happen to all the nasty people in Blackwater if Sig. Obama wins. Then I read they 'ave bought a war planeand I imagine the thoughts of that bastardo Erik Prince...

Preoccupata

Larry Harmon said...

Boy, Bouff, you're getting comments from everywhere! Cable news commentary, here you come!
P.