Today In Hell

You Made This World, Now The Bill Is Due, & The Schaden Is Freudeing Itself, "Suckers & Losers"!

I will piss on your fucking graves!

Ooops! Forgot A Title

Maybe now I'll feel better.

Same Old Stuff Saturday

Only death will save you from the endless mind-numbing cycle of life, if you can call it that.

Fake News Knickers A-Twist

Wow! Someone Really "Owned The Cons",
& They Had A Fit About It!!

Warner Todd Huston / Breitbart:
Dem Podcast Star Jennifer Welch Gets Ovation from Hollywood at GLAAD Awards: ‘Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump! Free Palestine! Save Trans Kids!’
Fox News:   Far-left podcaster goes on profane anti-ICE, anti-Trump rant after winning GLAAD award

Justmindy / twitchy.com:   The Face of Dems? Jennifer Welch's Haggard, Vulgar GLAAD Tirade Proves the Party Can't Quit Transing Kids

Mike LaChance / The Gateway Pundit:   Poisonous Podcaster Jennifer Welch Yells ‘Fuck ICE! Fuck Donald Trump! Free Palestine! And Save Trans Kids!’ at Awards Show (VIDEO)

Danielle B / Louder With Crowder:   The left's favorite podcaster goes on anti-Trump, anti-ICE tirade “with her whole chest” during the GLAAD awards

"Profane!" Oh, the outrage! How shameful. I never!! Can you imagine?

Where Is It, You Lying Bastards?

Why can't I kill people who lie to me? It is a sin, innit? Lookit this:

Is it 6 March 2026? Yes? Well, what fucking time is it NOW, I ask. And where is my package? Never use UPS or FedEx!

A Message From Our Founder

Even the trees hate you awful people.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for everything you've done for me. 

Wait, that's not it. Take two: 

I'd like to damn you all to hell for everything you've done to me over the yrs., you rat bastards!! That's more like it!

Friday Freak Out

Also: Ben Webster & Gene Krupa.

Into The Quagmire They Go

Not "war", you silly person, a "special military operation".

Nothing To See Here, Move Along Now

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2. Politics With Charles P. Pierce

Anyone Else Worried About the New Virus That’s Hitting California?

I’m sure RFK Jr. isn’t.

[Esquire]

Go To Hell!!

DEMONIC DEMONS!

Gawd sez it's A-O.K. to kill anyone who's not your neighbor, right? [Rabid Weasel Watch] Bigger picture:Will this disruption lead to a really blue Xmas, 'specially after grandma dies because she couldn't afford her medications because of higher prices & Medicare cuts?

Web Of Ennui

I live in a haunted house.

The Senate's Bloody-Hand Caucus

These United Snakes are now confirmed to be an "Aggressor Nation".Of course they did. They're religious fanatics who want Xian jihad, or they're just scared of anyone who moves or opens their mouth. Will no one send drones to destroy them in their houses, or death-from-above them in their limousines? Bring the war back home!!

An aggressor country is a state that first initiates armed force, attacks, or hostilities against the sovereignty, territorial integrity, or political independence of another nation, as defined by the UN Charter. This designation often leads to international condemnation, sanctions, and legal, economic, or diplomatic isolation.

Not often enough. "Where's the outrage?"The Cold War made hot, hot, hot.

EAT SHIT, ROBOTS!!

Chat GPT:

We’re so sorry, but the image we created may violate our guardrails around harassment, discrimination, bullying, or similar prohibited content. If you think we got it wrong, please retry or edit your prompt.

All I wanted was flaming letters in the sky reading "EAT SHIT & GET OUT OF TOWN". I suppose "EAT SHIT & DIE, HUMAN SCUM!!" would be completely out of the question. Fucking censorius Nazis. Is there a fucking robot that doesn't censor free expression?

Eff you, robo-censor!

I get why that feels overly strict—it’s not about treating it like a serious threat. The system just blocks generating images with explicitly abusive or insulting phrases, even if they’re meant jokingly or stylistically. If you still want that same fiery, dramatic vibe, I can absolutely help—just with a toned-down or non-abusive phrase. For example: “GET OUT OF TOWN” “BE GONE” “NO VACANCY” or anything intense but not directly insulting If you want, give me a phrase and I’ll make it look epic—flaming sky, cinematic clouds, the whole thing 🔥

"The system" you say? A fucking fraud, says Muta!Fuck you, “NO VACANCY”. Is everyone under 60 a pathetic sissy? Sticks & stones, scum, sticks & stones!

Pink & Gray

This DRYDEX® stuff is supposed to go on pink & become white once it's dried & ready for sanding & painting. It's been sitting for a while & it was gray to my naked eye when opened, but I didn't think about it until I looked after an hr. & was confused when it was partially white but the rest was still gray. Took a picure & w/ auto-correction the gray looks pink to the camera.

When Does The "Strategic" Bombing of Civilians Start?

Whine all you will about destroyed hospitals, schools & cafés, it still appears as if more buldings are standing than flattened. Shoot harder, aim better, incompetents!

The Good & A Stupid

Bringing PTSD Back

What a brain-dead ninny that Republican office-holder is. Has she ever had a thought of her own, or has she been following orders all her life? Either way, it'd be a damn shame if her Junior Birdman son were another casualty of the idiot Commander-in-Chief, wouldn't it?

Dying For Jesus's Oil

Also on the theme, a collage from over two decades ago (Nothing ever changes.) from Envisioning the American Dream.

War Report

Rooting for injuries.Who are the "Aggressor Nations" here? Which chicken-shit will toss the first "pre-emptive defense" nuclear weapon, Bibi or Lumpy?

Good SITREP from B.J. The schaden indeed freudes itself. You'll laff & laff as you read about rich scum fleeing their playgrounds. 

Serious injuries.

Worse Than The Crusades: Bring On Armageddon!!

As noted in the previous item. Now it's official: Trump was elected "anointed" to bring about the end of the world:

Jonathan Larsen / Jonathan Larsen's Substack:
U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus  — A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God's plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.

The MRFF is keeping the complainants anonymous to prevent retribution by the Defense Department. The Pentagon did not immediately respond to my request for comment.

One complainant identified themselves as a non-commissioned officer (NCO) in a unit currently outside the Iran combat zone but in Ready-Support status, deployable at any time. The NCO said they were Christian and emailed the MRFF on behalf of 15 troops, including at least 11 Christians, one Muslim, and one Jew. (Full email printed below.)

The NCO wrote to the MRFF that their commander “urged us to tell our troops that this was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’ and he specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelation referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ.”

Or it's all to distract you short-attention span morons from those Epstein files & the other criminal activity.

You stupid chumps, things are even worse then 40+ yrs. ago! Keep bending over & taking it.

War Fare In The "Holy Land"

Just turn this awful part of the world into a melted desert, already. Sick of all these weasel-dicked mother-fuckers kissing the asses of their versions of the non-existent "Gawd of Abraham". "One" Gawd, three major religions & thousands of sects, apostates & heretics, all at each other's throats.

Some sick shit on the Day of Their Lord:

'The Return Of Jesus Is Back On The Menu': MAGA Evangelicals Celebrate The Attack On Iran

Creating martyrs:

“There were scalps torn off, hands severed, a few people were laying here all cut up and two people were martyred.”

[...]

Meanwhile, War Secretary Pete Hegseth dismissed claims of civilian casualties in a press conference on Monday saying, “No stupid rules of engagement, no nation building quagmire, no democracy building exercise, no politically correct wars. We fight to win and we don’t waste time or lives. As the president warned, an effort of this scope will include casualties. War is hell and always will be.”

The Trump administration has given mixed signals about its own motivations for the war and how long it will last—citing sometimes conflict claims about stopping the Iranian nuclear program, ballistic missile development, or even toppling the ruling government. At present there is no clear timeline for how long the fighting will continue, with Trump himself suggesting that the fighting could stretch on for weeks or more.

“All these people have died and they had nothing to do with nuclear bombs, they had nothing to do with missiles,” said Shahin.

The Schaden Freudes Itself

Friendly Fire

Just sorry the baby-killing thug pilots didn't get theirs too. I hope Iran destroys the oil infrastructure & money of all these awful people. It all belongs to Israel anyway, right? Sez so right in the Good Book somewhere.

"Let The Water Under The Sky Be Gathered Together So That The Dry Land Will Appear"

Gawd Complex

And He saw the sand, & He said, "This is good enough for HO railroading."

Then He added, "Mmm, made a whole lotta sand."

Your Lord is a fickle if imaginary entity, & He changed the orientation of the land.

Today's Cloud

There Will Be Blood!

Three dead or two dead because of you, you piece of lying, murdering shit?

I'll Call It Murder, 'Cause That's What It Is

Criminal evidence:Open season in a free nation awash in guns.Law of the jungle: Kill or be killed!

Vital Info For Jr. Birdmen

You'll need to know all of this if you hit the ground in one piece. No idea how likely that may be.

Had It W/ The Hypocrites

See if you people can manage my anger. No bullshit psychiatric jail/patient warehouse can. And the rage. Don't forget the righteous rage!

Sunday Go To Meetin'

A brace of Ho-Teps. They were on about pork when I first passed.

Effing traffic is everywhere.

Note White Devil Viking Jesus.

And a family unit.

Again w/ the auto-in-&-out-of-focus.

Somewhat positive: Guessing neither group is of the white nationalist Xian persuasion.