Thursday, January 1, 2026

Alabama Gets Ass Kicked, Coach Tubby Embarrasses Self & State

They're no Doors, that's for sure.

Screw Alla You Cracker Morons! Go Oregon!!

Indiana hands Alabama worst postseason loss in program history in Rose Bowl beatdown

The Hoosiers are headed to the Peach Bowl Jan. 9 for a CFP semifinal rematch with fifth-seeded Oregon

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) referred to New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D), who is the city’s first Muslim mayor, as “the enemy” after Mamdani chose to be sworn into office with his hand on the Quran, Mediaite reports.

Said Tuberville: “The enemy is inside the gates.”

"Oooh, did the big bad Mooslim man scare little Tommy? Did he poop his pants? Now Tommy, you have to tell Mommy if you did poop them." Biggest sissy in the Senate?

Opinion | There’s a reason Alabama always ranks at the bottom

Alabama ranks at the bottom in most quality-of-life polls. The reason for that is you.

[Fox/Political Wire/Alabama Political Reporter]

A Very Sincere Wish For The New Year

Just die, as nature intends.
A lingering, painful death following a heart attack, cancer diagnosis or any of the other organs failing.

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

No, Really?

Poplar on the move.
Here's a non-surprise: The package FedEx claimed would be here tomorrow, New Yr.'s Day, will not be here, although it arrived in City of Industry at 1450 today; it is now reported it'll arrive between 1120 & 1520 Fri. the 2nd.

Can this be chalked up to Artificial Stupidity & robo-ignorance?

Another Annus Horribilis
(& More To Come!)

New (dead) flowers for the new yr.
If you thought '25 was a ++shitfest, you ain't seen nothin' yet, & wait'll next yr., to coin some clichés. Seems about right for these United Snakes to collapse in their 250th anniversary yr.
I hoped Big Gay Don would give this country what it deserves, good & hard, as soon as he was elected in 2016; highly amusing (& a clear indication that this country is getting exactly what it deserves) that not only did he get away w/ fomenting insurresction & stealing classifed documents (to name but two of his bigger crimes) but was elected again to finish the job of turning America into a bigger shithole than it ever was. Ah, nostalgia.
In the bread & circuses dep't., it was a helluva baseball season. And both brands of professional footsball have been wacky & unanticipated so far too.

In conclusion, next yr. I'll see you all in hell!!

500%! 5,000%!

Corporations To America: Pay Or Die!!
Joseph Choi / The Hill:
Drugmakers plan to raise US prices on at least 350 medications: Report  —  The costs of at least 350 drugs in the U.S. are expected to rise in 2026, according to a new analysis, despite many of the drugmakers pledging to offer more favorable prices under new Trump administration policies.
Michael Erman / Reuters:
Exclusive: Drugmakers raise US prices on 350 medicines despite pressure from Trump
Mike Bedigan / The Independent:   Despite Trump pressure, Big Pharma is raising hundreds of drug prices
Why, it's as if no one were paying attention to Trump & his lies & bullshit. After all, what's Pres. Fatty going to do? Not a damm thing is what. Corporate profts from your suffering must not be messed w/.

Damn Right I'm Dangerous!!

As a matter of fact, I'm dangerous like a stepping razor. (What exactly did my parents & this world of shit & pain do to me to make me a would-be sadistic killer, anyway? Scum, all of them!)
Whatcha gonna do about it, punk? Feeling lucky?
Ignore the inane crap from Roman Catholic rag First Things. The first "thing" about Catholicism is keeping the sheep from waking up & noticing what the priests are doing to the littlest lambs in their flock, so you can ignore whatever some fucking sicko wop-a-dago says about "wokeness". The irony of a mystery death cult whining about a "Culture of Death" is highly amusing.

And the idea that there are people intelligent enough to vote for their own interests & those of working people over those of the billionaire Catholic donor class scares these losers too. Why do these bastards hate these United States & real, working Americans so damn much?

This has been sitting in drafts since whenever, but I wanted to express my hatred, disgust & urges to kill once more before the New Yr.! You going to call the police again, Bozo the Squealing Rat? (Talk about making me a would-be killer; keep squealing, rat!! You called them in March & again in April, where's your loud mouth been for the last few months? You turn chicken? As if calling the fucking police to inform isn't the ultimate in chickenshittery.) Tell me why I shouldn't be dangerous!!

Roots Of Hip-Hop

Yr. Crashes To End

Hate to end things on an even slightly positive note, but bitching & moaning seem to work. (Is that positive?) Mon. I was in my usual state of pig-biting rage about the slumlord, but w/in mins. of my returning from foraging the handyman knocked on the door, apologized for having missed me several times last wk. (Hey slumlord: You're supposed to give 24 hrs. notice you'll be entering the dump, or at least have the common sense to send an e-mail or call to advise me when he's coming. Incompetent cretins!) Anyway, he had the pilot relit & a new outlet installed w/in half an hr., 'though he had to go out to his car for each job. Bring the right tools & replacements, dude!

After that, I was advised the PureBond poplar plywood project panel I'd ordered Sunday to replace the three found-on-the-street chunks of shelving seen here,
One piece or three, it'll be covered w/ black (asphalt) or gray (concrete) foam, but the plate menders
inevitably interfere w/ the track, which is continuously being adjusted, so it's Occam's Razor, for only $16.11.
coming from Klamath Falls & originally projected to arrive Mon. or Tues. would instead show Friday the 2nd, & finally they claimed it'll be here Thurs., yes, New Yr.'s Day, 1 Jan., estimated between 1050 & 1450, which'll give me Friday & the wknd. to saw off a finger.

Been making its way down the 5, 'though it appears it took nine hrs. from Klamath Falls (which can't be 20 miles from the Calif. border, or 50 miles from Weed & the 5) to Portland suburb Troutdale, where it sat for almost four hrs. before taking 8 hrs. & 5 mins. to hit Tracy at 2052 Tues. night. Hmmm. Hope the FedEx driver(s) aren't going so fast they hurt themselves. And if they're really do deliver on a nat'l. holiday, hope there's overtime.

Yes, this is my existence: Obsessive package tracking.

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"

Or, M. Bouffant's "A Flock Of Seagulls"

What's going through their birdbrains? Here, I'll guess it falls under "Flocks may move inland and congregate in low fields to ride out approaching storms", as it's going to rain New Yr.'s Eve & Day.

Sorry Lady, It's Over

Chug-a-lug!
See? On the street w/ nowhere to go.
You can stop bleating "Merry Xmas" &/or "Happy Holidays"; no "Happy New Year's" either, we want it to last more than a night & the following day. "Hope this yr. is better than last" is probably the best thing to say, & too much to expect. Or just shut your festering gobs until Feb. or so.

Monday, December 29, 2025

Quiet Parts Aloud: "Trump Babies"

Who gets to be born? Dr. Oz just revealed Trump's strategy. | Opinion

President Donald Trump's administration will stop at nothing to ensure the political dominance of White people in this country.

“We’ve dropped (the price of) the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies, I’m hoping by the midterms.” That bizarre remark was made recently by Dr. Mehmet Oz, administrator of the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services.
Lift his license, then de-naturalize him & deport his Nazi ass to the hell his ancestors left.
And fourth, White families must have more babies. While the administration’s early ideas – a $1,000 “baby bonus” and medals for mothers of six – may sound harmless, they point to the concerning rise of America’s pronatalism movement.

With unmistakable echoes of eugenics, its White, religious, conservative champions are pushing for more births among married, heterosexual couples and for children engineered for high intelligence and other so-called desirable traits.

In this context, the push for a new generation of “Trump babies” fits squarely within a broader strategy to dictate who gets to be born, who gets to stay and who ultimately gets to participate in American democracy.

Who lives & who dies? Better be a legacy, heritage, & real American if you like "breathing free".

[USA Today]

Monday Musical Interlude

Pity Party W/ New Haven's Nutmegs

Why are you people so awful to each other? Listen to what this poor s.o.b.'s been through, & all in one yr., 70 yrs. ago.

Boiling In Your Own Effluvia

Climate change worsened by human behavior made 2025 one of the hottest years ever recorded. Also, the three-year warming average has crossed the threshold of 1.5 degrees Celsius (2.7 Fahrenheit) since pre-industrial times set in the 2015 Paris Agreement for the first time.
It appears this reporter will be checking out of this world of shit & pain at just the right time. Too damn bad so many of you were born too late, but you had your chance & decided to boil yourselves to death anyway, like the fucking cretins you are.

DESTROY EVERYTHING!!

This reporter totally agrees w/ this idea.
Donald Trump has always loved slapping his name on things. It reflects a desperate desire for acknowledgement, a yearning to be seen and known by others, a cry of “I exist, and I am important!” shouted to the universe.

Now, with the power of the federal government in his hands, he’s doing more of it than ever — much more than in his first term.

It goes beyond an exercise in branding. Trump is seeking a physical legacy, a collection of signs and structures that will pay eternal tribute to his greatness. Which is why it is so important — and why it will be so rewarding — for the next Democratic president to tear it all down and smash it to bits.

This isn’t just about petty revenge, even if there is undoubtedly some of that going on here. Emerging from this dark period in our history will require a sweeping, comprehensive strategy of repudiation and repair, one that encompasses the substantive, the procedural, and the symbolic. Fortunately, removing the physical remnants of Trumpism will be much simpler than reconstituting the federal workforce or rebuilding our security alliances.

Take no chances, I say: Nuke it all!
Where was the former Trump Tower? HA HA HA!!
Two mins. & 30 secs. of existence you'll never get back. Like the eight yrs. of that fucking prick in office.
Music by humans, not cyborgs.

Threats & Promises

Woke up, felt fine. Then I remembered where I am & the situation I'm in & became pig-biting mad in a flash:
Bound so tightly with tension & anger,
he approaches the state of rigor mortis.
Have been waiting since 18 December (11 fucking days!!) for the slumlord to respond w/ anything more than an automated reply to my request to have the heater, whose pilot blew out, turned back on. That means I enjoyed a cold, rainy & heatless Xmas, & if the slumlord & his bitch whore moron flunkies don't respond, I'll be w/o heat over New Yr.'s as well when cold & rain are again expected. How were your holidays, you piece of Persian shit? Self-deport now or I'll have your pig ass denaturalized & all the slums you can't maintain confiscated!

NOW CAN I THREATEN TO KILL THE DAMNED SLUMLORD & HIS STAFF? HOW MUCH OF THIS LYING CHEATING PARASITIC GREED AM I EXPECTED TO ENDURE BEFORE YOUR HYPOCRITICAL SOCIETY ALLOWS ME TO THREATEN & KILL? TWO-FACED SHITS: YOU SEND THE FUCKING POLICE & MILITARY TO DO YOUR VIOLENCE, BUT I CAN NOT CALL THE FUCKING PIGS WHEN THE SLUMLORD VIOLATES THE LEASE & ALL HIS OBLIGATIONS ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS!

Call the police again so they can send me to the nuthouse for the New Yr., rat! Or, since they won't take me alive this time, essentially sentence me to death w/ a 'phone call. That's a lovely & compassionate thing to do, you rotten little shit!

FUCK ME, IS IT ANY WONDER I AM SOOOO ANGRYYYY?

OF COURSE ALL THE COMPASSION, CONCERN & ASSISTANCE PROVIDED BY MY "FRIENDS" IN THIS TIME OF NEED (ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY NONE, THAT IS!!) HAS BEEN A GREAT COMFORT. FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU TO HELL W/ MY FIST!! (Especially if you aren't reading this, you jerks.) That's right. Of all the people I used to know, they all ignore me except one fuckhead who monitors me for untoward speech. Obviously my fault for not associating w/ better people, but just other low-life losers. What-ever.

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Last Chance To Save In 2025!

Do This Simple Thing Before Midnight On 31 December!

KILL YOURSELVES!!

IT'S A GREAT TAX WRITE-OFF!!
It'll be good for this sadly abused old planet too, & it'll be good for my mental health to see all the dead bodies piled up in mounds.

Swedish Semi-Surfin' Sunday

Where were you back in '62?
Hmmmm ...

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Not To Be Missed

Helluva wk., & Red State Blues has made the usual selection of the best of your favorite web-logs & social media.

Daily Affirmation

This reporter & his pet fish. Stupid people will pay in blood!!

Existence Is Futile

Even most humanoids are vaguely aware they'll die. (Although not soon enough for my liking!!) They should show some common sense for once & kill themselves before I get a hold of them. Because I am coming for the slumlord & the squealer. I can break either of the sawed-off little pieces of shit* in half w/ my bare hands, & I will! Won't need any Gold Cup .45 I never owned, & it'll be so much more satsifying to watch the scum die at close range. (Other scrawny pieces of crap who deserve to die but good: Bill fucking Gates. Get that four-eyed pencil-necked geek, & make him fix the Windows 11 slideshow & everything else wrong w/ Microsoft's shit before offing him & taking all the money back from Microsoft!!)
*Is their shrimp/wimp stature why they are such deserve-to-die assholes? Should've killed themselves yrs. ago then, when growth stopped, & saved me & the rest of the world all the trouble they've caused. Little bastards. Randy Newman was right.

Friday, December 26, 2025

So Much For Boxing Day

Cold & soaked in rain in Beverly Hills, as was everything in the photos.
BP & A1C down, have lost about 4 lbs./month since the last visit to the croaker three+ months ago, putting this reporter (barely, but w/ soaked shoes on) under 200 lbs. Have also lost virtually all appetite. Breatharianism, baby!