Daily Affirmation Of The Love Of Jesus

Dead Cadillac.

I'd be very surprised if there were as many as 20 of the humanoid scum on this fucking planet that I wouldn't hesitate to kill in cold blood if given the chance.

Sadly, says more about you people than about me.

The Entire Digression

Added bonus: Its face is covered, it's someone else's voice & you can read the inane babble w/o listening.

White America voted to elect this buffoon all three times he ran for president.
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— Johnathan (@johnathanperk.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM

This reporter remains highly amused, enough to search his own questions: "Are the effing pens even actual Sharpies®? ... where the hell he'd get them?" The answers? Yes. They are SUPERSharpies®, but weren't easily visible on their website, which doesn't offer customization, so he wouldn't have talked w/ anyone there. Someone from Pens.com, Vistaprint, Etsy, 4Imprint, & so on, sure. Probably wasn't even his idea, or he babbled idly about it & flunkies took it upon themselves to fulfill his wishes, & he made up a story about negotiating.

Couldn't find personalized SUPERSharpies®, but five bones per may not be excessive. The big ones (for fumbly fingers) retail for a bit under two bucks each in six-packs, but I'm not about to start comparing bulk prices & printing costs.

P.S.: Hey, while I'm realizing things, does Etsy mean etc., as in et cetera? Well, close-ish.

Etsy's name was inspired by the Italian phrase "e si" (meaning "and yes" or "oh, yes") heard by founder Rob Kalin in the film 8 1/2, which he misheard as "et si". It was chosen for its nonsensical, unique sound, allowing the company to build a brand identity from scratch, rather than having a pre-existing meaning.

Good News

After losing my effing wallet I was unable to cancel my TAP Card. Now I can.

Metro announced Friday it has restored TAP card sales and reloads, allowing customers to again add fares, purchase new virtual cards and/or reload existing TAP cards via the TAP app, Apple wallet or through TAP vendors.

Customers who had been recently seeking to add funds to TAP cards via Metro’s website or customer service lines could have experienced issues due to Metro limiting access on internal administrative computer systems because of unauthorized activity.

Rail and bus service and transit safety and security systems were unaffected by the breach, according to Metro.

Still have to obtain a new one. And a new fucking Calif. I.D. card. Money & a visit to the DMV.

Have concluded that the wallet loss was due to weight loss. I have nowhere near the booty I used to (I sit on something hard like a bus bench & now feel my no-longer-padded pelvis on the metal.) & my 42" waist pants are baggy (been poking new holes in my belt regularly) & I s'pect I half-inserted the wallet in my hip pocket & didn't hear it hit the pavement as I was sporting headphones. Fuck me!!

[Press Release Central]

Written On The Wind

Presidential Collectibles on ebay wants US$795.00 for these. Ha ha ha.

Can't Stop The Stupid Babbling

Isaac Arnsdorf / Washington Post:
Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens  —  Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens.  The company says it has no record of any such conversation.  —  President Donald Trump spent five minutes of Thursday's Cabinet meeting boasting …
Fox News:   WATCH: Trump goes viral for illustrating how to cut government waste with his favorite White House pen

Kathryn Wilkens / Mediaite:   Sharpie Rebuts Trump's Account of Phone Call With Company: 'We Don't Have Any Information About the Conversation'

Linda Qiu / New York Times:   On Trump's Mind: Iran, Inflation and Sharpies

Lee Moran / HuffPost:   Trump Dedicated 5 Minutes Of A Cabinet Meeting To Talking About What?!?

Finn Hartnett / New Republic:   Trump Shared Totally Made-Up Conversation in Cabinet Meeting

Uh, Fox, he didn't "go viral" because what he said was so brilliant. It's because it's a load of pointless crap that didn't belong in a cabinet neeting, & people were stupified by it. As if he really were handing US$1,000 gold pens to children. And are the effing pens even actual Sharpies®? Sharpie® has never heard of this conversation, so where the hell he'd get them?

LATER: Analysis (calling Kegsbreath the "Sec'y. of Tetrosterone" is deep analysis) & not just of the Sharpie® spiel, via B.J. Why didn't I think of "Not-So-Sharpie®"?

What Bullshit Next: Re-Segregating The Armed Forces?

No Bitches Or Darkies, Thank You!

New York Times:
Hegseth Strikes Two Black and Two Female Officers From Promotion List  —  Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's highly unusual decision to remove officers from a one-star promotion list has spurred allegations of racial and gender bias.  —  Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is blocking the promotion …
Adria R Walker / The Guardian:   Hegseth reportedly cuts two Black men and two women from military promotion list

Zachary Leeman / Mediaite:   Hegseth Official Told Military Officer President Doesn't ‘Want to Stand Next to a Black Female Officer’ in Promotions Rift: Report

Ellen Mitchell / The Hill:   Hegseth removes 2 Black and 2 female officers from promotion list: Report

Christopher Wiggins / Advocate:   Backlash grows after Pete Hegseth alters military general promotions list

Tom Bowman / NPR:   Defense Secretary Hegseth intervened to stop promotions of Black and female officers

Alex Bollinger / LGBTQ Nation:   “Gutter racism”: Administration aide begged Army not to make Trump appear next to Black woman

Robyn Pennacchia / Wonkette:   Surely Pete Hegseth Has Non-Racist, Non-Sexist Reasons For Blocking Promotions Of Only Women, Black Men

Ryan Bort / Rolling Stone:   Army Sec. Was Told Trump Wouldn't Want to Stand Next to Black Female Officer: Report

TMZ.com:   Pete Hegseth Blocks Promotion of Two Black and Two Female Officers: NYT

Honolulu Star-Advertiser:   Hegseth cuts 2 Black, 2 female officers from promotion list

Ariana Baio / The Independent:   Hegseth removes four officers - two women and two Black men - from military promotion list: report

Danielle Han / Jezebel:   You Can Prob Guess Who Just Blocked 2 Women and 2 Black Officials from Their Pentagon Promotions

Marin Scotten / New Republic:   Hegseth Broke Protocol to Block Women's and Black Officers' Promotion

David Kurtz / Talking Points Memo:   The Rank Racism of Pete Hegseth's Pentagon

Paul Campos / Lawyers, Guns & Money:   The lowest white man

Travis Gettys / Raw Story:   Pentagon staffer stuns with demand: 'Trump wouldn't want to stand next to a Black female'

Atrios / Eschaton:   And We Will Forget This Tomorrow  —  At least the politcs beat people will.

New York Times:   Hegseth Criticized for Removing Four Officers From Promotion List

Is Big Fat Gay Don, the world's biggest sissy-boy, afraid he'll get cooties from a "colored girl"?

Invasion!

Friday F.O.A.D.

A finger isn't enough for your scummy world of jerks, idiots & morons, to name but a few of the deficiencies of you sub-humans.Sick & tired of you!

Generation Gap

At the Ku Klux Klownclave:"Trump's War" indeed.

Youth: I was "attracted" to Trump. Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud to the white courtesy 'phone, please. And hey, Valenzuela was cool.

As for the wretched: You old bat, it was Saudis who hit the World Trade Center, not Iranians. Do you even know there's a difference? I don't believe having been "at Lackland Air Force Base" during the attacks gives you any special insight either.

I was going to type something about the possibility of a happy medium far from isolationism & imperialism, but Junior gave it away. "Furrin wars, but only against crappy little countries that can't defend themselves." Fuck you, twerp.

The AP's text. Read it & weep. Or retch.

Panties In A Twist

Be ready for more of these. Many more.

"Owning" The Facisti. Feelings Hurt, You Sissy Snowflkes?

Harold Hutchison / The Daily Caller:

‘Appalling’ Video Shows Protesters Cheer American Troops Returning Home From Iran War ‘In Caskets’  —  Shocking video from a radical anti-Iran war protest in Philadelphia showed participants explicitly supporting Islamic terror groups and calling for “cheers” every time an American servicemember comes home “in a casket.”

Steve Mollman / Newsweek:   John Fetterman Condemns ‘Appalling’ Protest Cheering US Soldier Deaths

Nicole Weatherholtz / NewsMax.com:   Philly Protesters Cheer Dead US Troops in Video

Jim Hᴏft / The Gateway Pundit:   ABHORRENT: Terrorist Sympathizers in Philadelphia Celebrate Fallen U.S. Soldiers, Back Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran While Torching American Flags

"Shocking, apalling & abhorrent." Not the war of agression against a sovereign nation & the deaths of thousnds of its civilians, but people not supporting it. Who are the "terrorist sympathizers" again?

Unexpected Consequences

From Blackhawk #55, November 1955.

Via Political Wire:

Wall Street Journal: “Billions of dollars of highly sophisticated military equipment has been lost or significantly damaged since the U.S. and Israel began striking thousands of targets across Iran more than three weeks ago. The bulk of the damage on the ground has been caused by Iranian ballistic missiles and drones.”

“Battle damage and replacement of losses over the first three weeks of the war likely cost roughly $1.4 billion to $2.9 billion”

WSJ subhead:

Radar systems and aircraft worth billions of dollars have been damaged and destroyed by Iranian attacks, friendly-fire incidents or accidents

Remember chumps, you are paying for this murderous waste, fraud & abuse, not your billionaire masters. You've been had again!

The suckers wonder how & why this keeps happening to them, but they can't think any deeper.

Piling On Demented Don

Apparently he needs a bigly-er Sharpie® for his fat fumbling fingers. (AP Photo/Aex Brandon)

As previously noted, you cretins voted for a moron.

Will Weissert / Associated Press:

Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk Sharpies  —  President Donald Trump may believe the adage that the pen is mightier than the sword — as long as it's a Sharpie.  During a Cabinet meeting Thursday that discussed the war in Iran …

Alex Isenstadt / Axios:   Scoop: Cabinet to huddle to talk midterms, economy

Reuters:   Trump weaves from Sharpies to Bessent's glasses in cabinet meeting

Linda Qiu / New York Times:   On Trump's Mind: Iran, Inflation and Sharpies

Gabe Whisnant / Newsweek:   Donald Trump Showcases Custom Sharpie During Cabinet Meeting

Fiona McLoughlin / The US Sun:   Brilliant moment Trump rages for 5 minutes about $1,000 pens and says his $5 Sharpies are ‘Hot as a pistol’

Colby Hall / Mediaite:   Trump Spends Over 5 Minutes on the Cost of Sharpie Pens in Bizarre Cabinet Meeting Riff

Adventus:   ✒️ v ⚔️ … Fact check: true! … Yeah...no.

And a two-bit pimp who'll sell anything to his millions of marks.

Lies & Bullshit, Bullshit & Lies

It never stops.Via Ten Bears.

It's About Time

Homophobic Westboro Baptist Church protesters in Washington, D.C., 2019.

Stopping The Hate

David Strom / HotAir:

Finland Convicted MP of ‘Crimes Against Humanity’ for Publishing Religious Pamphlet  —  Is homosexuality a sin?  —  That's like asking whether adultery is a sin, or taking God's name in vain.  The Bible is quite clear on the matter, and for over two millennia, it was uncontroversial …

Anne Kauranen / Reuters:   Finland's Supreme Court fines MP for calling homosexuality ‘developmental disorder’

Oliver Partridge / GB News:   Finnish politician found guilty of ‘hate speech’ over 22-year-old church pamphlet

Sofia Hörder / ADF International:   BREAKING: Landmark Ruling Expected in Finnish Bible-Tweet Case TOMORROW

Sofia Hörder / ADF International:
BREAKING: Finland's Supreme Court Acquits Parliamentarian on Bible Tweet, Convicts Her for “Insult” in 20-Year-Old Church Pamphlet on Separate Charge

Tyler O'Neil / The Daily Signal:   ‘SEVERE CHILLING EFFECT’: Finland Christian Convicted of ‘Hate Speech’ for Sharing Biblical Message on Sexuality

Will Jones / The Daily Sceptic:   BREAKING: Finland's Supreme Court Convicts Parliamentarian for 2004 Church Pamphlet “Insulting” Gay People

Joy Pullmann / The Federalist:   Finland's Supreme Court Convicts Christians Of ‘Hate Speech’ For Saying Men And Women Are Different

Steven Ertelt / LifeNews.com:   Christian MP Convicted of “Hate Crime” for Quoting Bible Verse

"The Bible is quite clear on the matter, and for over two millennia, it was uncontroversial …"

So. Fucking. What? Shouldn't we be living in the actual world, rather than trying to deal w/ a fantasy invented by sun-baked Hebrews several thousand yrs. ago?

You Did Vote For A Retarded Moron

Trump's face is drooping and his eyes are closed pic.twitter.com/zHuoQ4Suse

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 26, 2026

Or is he a moronic retard?

President Donald Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dominated by Iran war, airport security lines and shaky global markets to brag how he uses Sharpie markers to save the government money.

Priorities: Billions of dollars for war crimes & murder, but not a penny for Sharpies.

Bastards!

Someone must have found my wallet in the half-block between the corner & the bunker, but they've made no attempt to return it, or turn it in at said store.

Fuck every earthling to hell. What heartless, inconsiderate bastards!!

Now can I start killing indiscriminately? Haven't I put up w/ enough damn bullshit from you all for long enough?
I think I have.

Can't Quit Once You Start

The manufacturer wants US$25.95 for the original plain structure.And what was spent on details & surroundings? The door lights are $17.00 MSRP, & a good 80-odd dollars for the pole lights, 'though there'd be two left over. That length of "chain link fence" not inexpensive either. Even the vents & miscellany lying about could total 20+ bucks.

Not judging at all, for once. (Although some weathering would be the final improvement.) I could judge the companies, but it's a niche market divided into many smaller niches & I doubt any huge fortunes are being made.

First Amendment Update

Heard or seen this before?

The Gang That Apparently
Can't Shoot Straight

Tiffany Stanley / Associated Press:

At Pentagon Christian service, Hegseth prays for violence ‘against those who deserve no mercy’  —  Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, hosting his first monthly Christian worship service at the Pentagon since the Iran war began, prayed Wednesday to have “every round find its mark.”

Maya Yang / The Guardian:   Democratic rising star extends ‘love’ after Hegseth pastor prays for his death

Tiffany Stanley / The Independent:   Pete Hegseth prays for violence ‘against those who deserve no mercy’ while hosting first Christian service

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   Hegseth: Due To Their “Divine Calling,” Chaplains Must Now Wear Their Religious Affiliation, Not Their Ranks

Nicole Weatherholtz / NewsMax.com:   Hegseth Pushes New Chaplain Insignia Policy

Ellen Mitchell / The Hill:   Hegseth: Military chaplains will no longer display rank

Dan Gooding / Newsweek:   James Talarico Reacts After Pete Hegseth's Pastor Prays for His Death

Having a problem w/ targeting, "War Secretary" drunk? You think you & the Nazi scum w/ whom you assocate deserve mercy? Hah!!

Screwed Myself?

The culprit, or victim.

I have somehow misplaced my wallet somewhere in the bunker, or lost it in the street. Not in my pants, not visible anywhere in here. Nowhere around the desk, which is where I last vaguely remember it & where it would ordinarily be. I used my debit card last night, so I think the effing thing is somewhere in here, but where the fucking hell did I put it, & why did I put it where I can't find it??

Totally paralyzed; can't get cash, can't use my bus pass, need various ID cards, yada.

I doubt someone got in & then walked out w/ it while locking the door from the inside, but I stopped the card anyway.

Not impossible it fell out of my pocket on my way back from the corner store; wish I could remember if I used the card online after getting 7-Up, in which case it's madness or burglary, or prior, when it's mere idiot loss. Yet I'm sure I wouldn't have put it in a drawer for some reason, or forgotten that I had. And I've looked in most drawers already.

One consolation: Wasn't a dollar in it.

Nonetheless: Fuck fuck fuck!!! Last damn thing I need is bullshit like this.

It's Over

Spring has barely sprung yet spring training is over. The season kicks off Thurs.; tomorrow there is a single bogus (Yeah, it counts.) sneak preview or something game between Noo Yawk's Yanks & San Francsico's former New York Giants, the Giants. Which will be on fucking Netflix, keeping me & millons of other impoverished or just thrifty Americans from seeing it.

Millions for defense, but not a penny for streaming! Will there be adverts as well as the streaming tariff?

And who will loan me their password?

Third One (That's Been Seen)

Is the planet under attack? Planet hell, this only seems to be happening in these United Snakes.Ohio, Texas & Washington so far. Could we get some East Coast action? New York City, or Washington, D.C.? And large enough to leave a crater, if that's not too much trouble?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Watching Paint Dry

90-odd mins. later, the stench & droning/buzzing of the fan have driven me mad(der than I already was) & I am about to embark on a killing spree! Wish me luck!!

Guessing This To Be Unlistenable

Never heard of him, doubt I will again.

File this under "Whatever It Is, I'm Against It!"

Habeas Corpus

Almost a yr. ago ...

February '26. 18 March, a new concept:

This reporter finds these extra-ironic in a state that allowed me to be kidnapped by a sty of fucking pigs & held in a psychiatric jail where I was pumped full of bullshit drugs & saw a psychiatrist & M.D. for about minute each over a seven-day period.

Where's your "due process" & "habeas corpus" now, you filthy hypocrites? WHY DON'T YOUR LIES APPLY TO ME, DAMNIT?

If your bullshit laws & bullshit Constitution no longer apply to the pigs, or the squealing rats, & College Behavioral Health & its equivalents are allowed to profit from my misfortune from taxpayer funds why can't I threaten & kill any of you two-faced bastards? There is no justice!

Celebrating Imperialism

The Knights of Columbus®. Note fasces & sword.

Fake News Very Excited: The Libs Have Been "Owned"!

Victor Nava / New York Post:
White House installs Christopher Columbus statue made from remains of toppled sculpture  —  A new statue of Christopher Columbus went up on the White House grounds Sunday that was built using pieces from a monument to the Italian explorer that protesters destroyed six years ago.Fox News:   Trump turns 2020 statue wars on their head with Columbus monument revival

Amy Furr / Breitbart:   PHOTOS — ‘These Monuments Matter’: White House Installs Revived Christopher Columbus Statue Leftists Destroyed in 2020

Tara Suter / The Hill:   Trump places Columbus statue near White House

Roger Kimball / The Spectator:   Trump has given America back its heroes

Associated Press:   Trump places statue of Christopher Columbus near the White House

Conference of Presidents …:   Baltimore's Toppled Columbus Statue Revived on White House Grounds

Joseph MacKinnon / Blaze Media:   ‘Monuments matter’: Christopher Columbus statue standing tall once again even after radicals did their worst

IJR:   Trump Installs Christopher Columbus Statue Outside White House

Piper Hudspeth Blackburn / CNN:   Statue of Christopher Columbus installed on White House grounds

Oliver Milman / The Guardian:   Trump erects statue of Christopher Columbus in White House grounds

Lisa Hornung / UPI:   Christopher Columbus statue erected on White House grounds

Elizabeth Troutman Mitchell / The Daily Signal:   Battered Christopher Columbus Statue Resurrected by White House

Mary Chastain / Le·gal In·sur·rec·tion:   White House Adds Christopher Columbus Statue Using Pieces From Destroyed Baltimore Sculpture

Ben Kew / The Gateway Pundit:   Trump Installs Columbus Statue at White House, Restoring Monument Destroyed in 2020 Riots

Brian Witte / The Independent:   Trump installs Christopher Columbus statue on White House grounds

Adeola Adeosun / Newsweek:   Trump Admin Installs Christopher Columbus Statue Near White House

Kanishka Singh / Reuters:   White House installs statue of Christopher Columbus on its grounds

Brian Freeman / NewsMax.com:   WH Installs Columbus Statue Made From Remains of Toppled One

Roberto Wakerell-Cruz / The Post Millennial:   Trump installs new Columbus statue at White House constructed from remains of statue destroyed by BLM

Julia Jacobs / New York Times:   Christopher Columbus Statue Is Installed on White House Grounds

Ward Clark / RedState:   Columbus Rises Again: Toppled Statue Now Reborn at the White House

The word "petty" was invented for these ninnies. Guessing that a large percentage of what they think they know about Columbus is a lie, or stupid bee ess from myth & legend. Meanwhile WWIII is in the wings, waiting for its cue.

Who Is The Second-Worst Yankee President?

Inquiring minds want to know. Defintely one of these two rat bastards.

Found the image at reason, (Illustration: Eddie Marshall | ChatGPT), accompanying this:

A Brief, Bloody History of All the Times the U.S. Caused Chaos in the Middle East

The conflict with Iran is the latest in a decadeslong series of regime change operations, long-term entanglements, and all-out wars that always seem to invite more problems.

Surprise: It's not so brief. Good fucking jobs, United Snakes & Limeys. Let's hear more crap about white Xians & their civilization building, general superiority & so the fuck on, you fucking sacks of lying garbage.

The Dust Blows Forward 'n' The Dust Blows Back

And It Never Fucking Stops, Either

No eternal reward will forgive you bastards now for boring me numb & limp through the almost 70 yrs. I remember of the time I've wasted among you boring non-entities in this world of shit & pain.

You Are The Enemy!

Why, you're more than welcome, you fat lump of cretinous, delusional & demented crap. Won't he be surprised when he finds out how Americans who aren't registered Dems are his (&, by extension) America's enemies?

When does the atomic attack against American cities begin?

Probably won't be dropped, however; it'll be moved into position in an unmarked I.C.E. SUV, & although Iran is "dead", the surviving mullahs will be blamed. Until someone rats out the Republicans.

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First Ohio, Now Texas?

Last wk. Yesterday:

Johnny Diaz / New York Times:

Meteorite Crashes Through Roof of House Near Houston  —  No one was injured, but a woman was startled on Saturday when a meteorite pierced the roof of her home, ricocheted off the floor and struck a bedroom ceiling.  —  A meteor that streaked across Texas on Saturday afternoon produced several meteorites …

Briahn Hawkins / WTTG-TV:   NASA: Houston ‘booms’ caused by meteor; meteorites may be in the area

Kierra Frazier / CBS News:   Possible meteorite crashes into Houston area home, officials say

KTHV:   Fragment from bright fireball that boomed over southeast Texas skies may have struck a home

Emma Crabtree / The US Sun:   Meteorite smashes into Texas woman's home causing huge boom after fireball flying at 35,000mph flashed through sky

Adam Zuvanich / Houston Public Media:   A meteor caused a boom heard by Houston-area residents, NASA says

Are the Iranians using their space lasers to target these United Snakes? Or is the planet wandering through an asteroid concentration? Inquiring minds, yada.

"Podcast"

Daily Affirmation

Here, affirm that you will "love the police as they kick the shit out of you on the street", you fucking victims.

(Have to "affirm" something every day, don't you, insufferable chumps, else your devotion to the slumLord of Abraham will lessen as simple common sense & rejection of myth & legend gain strength away from the preacher's filthy Sunday lies.)

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