Santa Monica Is a Liberal Paradise

We love a gal in a uniform, though if she's a blond on a Santa Monica P. D. motorcycle we have mixed emotions. (Are the jackboots the deciding factor? Maybe.) No females on the LAPD motor squad, last we heard. Apparently the clever fellows of the LAPD refer to a prowl car containing two female officers as a "bitch car." Would that mean the SMPD officer we saw was riding a "bitch bike?"