Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Update From The Hypocrisy Front

So. Car. Gov. Sanford sez he:
"crossed lines" with a handful of women other than his mistress — but never had sex with them. The governor says he "never crossed the ultimate line" with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed Sanford's once-promising political career. During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife. He says that during the other encounters he "let his guard down" with some physical contact but "didn't cross the sex line." He wouldn't go into detail. Sanford said the casual encounters happened outside the U.S. while he was married but before he met Chapur.
So, what's the definition of "is," again? And is the Gov. seeking geographical dispensation? Do his marriage vows only apply w/in So. Carolina &/or the United Snakes?

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The governor says he "never crossed the ultimate line" with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed Sanford's once-promising political career.

Probably he's talking anal and bondage, at a minimum.
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M. Bouffant said...

Decency Editor Mumbles:

Between you & TBogg ("Yeah. Ross Douthat just used his weekly New York Times column to suggest anal to his wife.") we've read enough about people's posteriors in the last 24 hrs.