Thursday, June 25, 2009

In All The Excitement Of Grim Mortality ...

... this has been overlooked.
Shaquille O'Neal Traded to Cleveland Cavaliers In a bold stroke aimed at winning the championship, the Cleveland Cavaliers acquired Shaquille O'Neal from the Phoenix Suns in a multiplayer trade that will have ramifications across the N.B.A. The deal gives Cleveland a second star to share some of the offensive burden with LeBron James. Read More:


Righteous Bubba said...

Maybe they can convince Shaq to fall on the opponents and crush them some time during the games.

M. Bouffant said...

Armchair Athletics Editor Answers:

We're pretty sure the only play he can run any more is indeed the "Flop & Squash." After which "King James" will leave the court w/o shaking anyone's hand, adding insult to injury.