Friday, June 26, 2009

Homo Sapiens Make Us Sick. Really Sick. To Our Stomach.

Another hideous sack of shit heard from. Baloney artist, scammer & successful-because-Americans-are-just-so-fucking-stupid con-man Deepak Chopra advises us: "[Michael Jackson] was my friend," as Keith Olbermann looks on & offers some sympathetic bromide. Fuck both of you clowns. (Video later, y'all come back now.) W/ Chopra, Trump & other ghouls having been such "friends" of the late child molester, how is it possible that Jackson seems to have been strung out on one kind or another of narcotic? Friends don't let ...etc. If all of Just Another Blog™'s so-called friends trooped on the telebision after our mortality, & announced what good friends of ours they had been, when it would appear that these friends had actually allowed our enablers to kill their golden goose (w/ enablement) we'd be back to haunt them to their graves. Remember this the next time you see a pathetic middle-class ewe reading some of Chopra's unspeakable bullshit. And remember how Trump truly cares about his friends, if you're ever tempted to invest w/ him.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Didn't I have to talk you down from the ledge last night?

Ok, so we don't have Sky and Bettie Page this evening. (Hard to top that.)

How about Wonkette and the Snowbilly?

M. Bouffant said...

Psychiatric Editor Babbles:

Ledge? We'll be on the top of the EMI Capitol Records Bldg., holding a priest at gunpoint, w/ news choppers orbiting us.

No one gets talked down at that stage.