Considering that virtually all our traffic here is perverts looking for the picture of Sophia Loren topless in 195?, you might move in that direction.
For some reason the pix of Bebe Neuwirth & Marianne Faithfull are popular too.
Not that any of the clowns looking for the soft-porn read anything.
We've probably come w/in an ellipsis of calling for the outright murder & torture of some people, but that hasn't had any effect on traffic.
Hell, we just went on Facebook, & all the people we used to know before we lost our mind who have suddenly become our "friends" again don't even stop by. We s'pose they're too busy boring each other inside Facebook (The New AOL) to get any clever, sophisticated input from us.
Jeeziz, a little self-flattery & we end up acknowledging how lame we really are.
And we suspect that photos of Joyce Carol Oates won't bump up the hit count much. Which semi-naked skank will celebrate a birthday tomorrow, so we can publish a photo?
2 comments:
I recently started a blog, just to post a picture. (Pinko Punko batman signal!)
Now my life is ruined.
*sniff*
Should I use Lolcats to drive traffic to my sight? Or site? Or cite?
!?
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Circulation Manager Replies:
Considering that virtually all our traffic here is perverts looking for the picture of Sophia Loren topless in 195?, you might move in that direction.
For some reason the pix of Bebe Neuwirth & Marianne Faithfull are popular too.
Not that any of the clowns looking for the soft-porn read anything.
We've probably come w/in an ellipsis of calling for the outright murder & torture of some people, but that hasn't had any effect on traffic.
Hell, we just went on Facebook, & all the people we used to know before we lost our mind who have suddenly become our "friends" again don't even stop by. We s'pose they're too busy boring each other inside Facebook (The New AOL) to get any clever, sophisticated input from us.
Jeeziz, a little self-flattery & we end up acknowledging how lame we really are.
And we suspect that photos of Joyce Carol Oates won't bump up the hit count much. Which semi-naked skank will celebrate a birthday tomorrow, so we can publish a photo?
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