Foreign Policy 101

The following may surprise non-American readers, but this is what happens whenever a U.S. President speaks out against evil. [...] The words are strapped to the back of a flying unicorn, who soars overseas to deliver the words to the foreign leader in question. [...] [T]he flying unicorn hurls the words from the heavens like a javelin, killing the tyrant and making everyone yell “Yay!” and “We’re Happy!”

Even more amusing w/ pictures.