Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Credibility Gap

More tawdry Republican sex scandals, #three zillion & 54.
While the editorial staff here hasn't delved into every single bit of shit in the "Sen. John Ensign porks a campaign staffer" story, we'll note that his initials & his prey are precisely the same as John Edwards', & we will express the firm belief that Sen. Hey Staffer, Look At My Dick! probably wouldn't have said one word if the staffer weren't (allegedly) trying to extort some money from him in exchange for silence on his moral turpitude.
We'll also note that the good Senator (R-Gambling"Gaming" Interests) was on a very high horse when President Bill Clinton was being raked over the coals for his extra-marital adventures. Sen. Dick-Wagger called for Sen. Airport Men's Room (Republican Closet Case-Idaho) to resign after he was caught, but didn't think that Senator Likes to Shit In Adult Diapers While A Prostitute Watches (One Sick Republican Fuck-Louisiana) should have resigned. So he's doubly hypocritical.
Or triply: Senator Ensign has said (Per TP, as linked):
“Marriage is an extremely important institution in this country and protecting it is, in my mind, worth the extraordinary step of amending our constitution.”
Perhaps we need a Constitutional Amendment setting the death penalty for those who "violate the vows of their marriage," as Senator I Like Fucking My Friends' & Employees' Wives so cleverly put it.
Fuck you sideways, lying two-faced sack of shit Senator.

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