Thursday, July 30, 2026
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
World On Fi-Yuh!
Asteroid Smut
Popular Science sez:Bring. It. On! Two hrs. is quick enough for me.“We’re in the realm where we might be essentially killing off everything within that first hour or two,” said Brandon Johnson, a Purdue University planetary scientist and study co-author.Chicxulub would have immediately wiped out all life within a wide radius of its impact along the Cretaceous–Paleogene boundary, the geological demarcation between the age of the dinosaurs and the Cenozoic era. Traveling at a rate of speed of about 12 miles-per-second, the asteroid struck Earth with the equivalent force of 100 teratons of TNT—more than one billion times the strength of the atomic blasts at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The blast created a 62-mile-wide, 19-mile-deep cavity while generating two-mile-high tsunamis and 620 mph winds. Around 25 trillion metric tons of debris rocketed into the atmosphere, which then rained down on Earth as fiery missiles called spherules to set forests ablaze.
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
Anyone Seen Montag?
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| Last waltz from montag? |
Friday, July 24, 2026
Fat Donnie From Queens Calls In
W/ His Hot Takes On Sport
Nor could he figure it out. Thought he was smart, played baseball at the military academy where he was shipped & could have been a major league prospect. What a lying sack of shit. This reporter has no idea what the hell "fact mark" means either. How stupid can a life form be?Reading from prepared remarks honoring the Dodgers' title defense, Trump rattled off a string of stats — the team's Tokyo season opener, a record-breaking travel schedule, and a historic 229-day season — before admitting he had no idea what any of it actually meant."I don't know," he said. "That's a different kind of a fact mark than I ever heard of, but that's what they give me to read. So what can I tell you?"
"220 the longest season ever," he added. "I don't know what the hell that means."
Any honky calling any African-American "racist" is ridiculous, but for Fat Donnie from Queens it's the height of absurdity.Naomi Lim / Washington Examiner:
Trump says he thinks LeBron James is ‘racist’ when asked if he or Michael Jordan is the GOAT
Dan Diamond / Washington Post: Trump suggests LeBron James is ‘a racist,’ says he prefers Michael JordanJulia Manchester / The Hill: Trump on LeBron James as he joins Philadelphia: 'Maybe he's a racist'Ryan Anderson / New York Post: Trump's odd response to the great Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James debateGabe Whisnant / Newsweek: Trump and Shapiro's Wildly Different Reactions to LeBron James' 76ers Move
Friday Finger
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| Bonus: Fuck Off & Die Friday!! |
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
Summer Re-Run Time
Saturday, July 18, 2026
More Music To Lay Track By,
More Often
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Hump Day Music
Up Just Past The Crack Of Noon ...
... W/ Killing On My Conscience
Friday, July 10, 2026
Friday F.O. & D.
Sunday, July 5, 2026
Poetry Corner
on your
mass grave,
under the rubble
of your
civilization ...
Thursday, July 2, 2026
Uncaring, Unconcerned Nation
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| AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster |
Uh, because no one in this hypocritical shithole gives one shit about anyone else, even "The Children" about whom they profess to care so fucking much?There were 16 kids living in squalor in an Ohio home. Why weren’t they found sooner?
Breeder scum. Put it back in your pants & keep it there. Makes one wonder what horrid things were they doing to their spawn, doesn't it?Authorities wouldn’t publicly share the nature of the other investigation that led them to the house Tuesday. However, court records show a warrant was issued for Siders Jr. that day on misdemeanor indecent exposure charges related to alleged incidents on four days in May. He has pleaded not guilty.
Thursday Troll Or Threat: You Decide
| Much more visceral & satisfying. Like strangulation. |
Daily Affirmation
Wednesday, July 1, 2026
Nobody Knows ...
... And Obviously No One Cares
Well, one of you does care enough about the slumlord to call the police because I was justifiably angry, but not to help me. You people are the best! No one has ever had such wonderful friends. Now you won't even squeal when I make threats every day. Chickenshit hypocrites.Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Good News!
I'm Mad As Hell & I'm
Nagonna Take It Any More!!
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| Not just our money up in flames, but a waste of our precious time. |
*Or not. Rat bastards only take calls from 0900-1600 Eastern Time. Very considerate of your western U.S victims, let alone "WorldWide Shipping" chumps.
Monday, June 29, 2026
Sunday, June 28, 2026
What A Hypocritical Shithole
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| EAT THE RICH! SOCIALISM NOW!! |
“What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?”
A historian explains:Don't hold your breath. Be ready for a boot stomping on a human face across this awful world.Writing during the carnage of the First World War, the iconoclast intellectual Randolph Bourne described the American revolutionary inheritance as a squalid marriage between the town capitalist and plantation patriarch. Glittering generalities of freedom and democracy, Bourne observed, were indelibly marked by their long captivity to the money counters and owners of human chattel.[...]
Recent years have seen growing numbers of mainstream detractors from this consensus history – among the most prominent, the New York Times’s 1619 Project, which offered an account of a “new founding” adjacent to the one championed by civil rights liberals, but wildly traducing the original. The Revolutionary War, its lead author Nikole Hannah-Jones argued, was primarily motivated by the tawdry desire to give a free hand to Bourne’s plantation patriarchs “in order to ensure that slavery would continue”.[...]King observed something else that has since been mostly forgotten. American universalism was weak because it had been purchased “at bargain rates” – and often at someone else’s expense. The Black freedom struggle, in this sense, was about “more than the rights of Negroes”, as it revealed “systemic rather than superficial flaws” in US society. “Today, Black Americans have not life, liberty nor the privilege of pursuing happiness, and millions of poor white Americans are in economic bondage that is scarcely less oppressive,” King said.In Trump’s second term, the expansionist pole of the American dialectic has instead returned with a vengeance, untethered from its worn-out emancipatory partner. “If you don’t believe in the Indian wars, you don’t believe in America,” could just as easily be a social media post from the Department of Homeland Security, or a slogan supporting Israel, a kind of US settler colony in miniature – as it seeks to further its own expansionist project in the Middle East.
The violence and corruption of the current era, however, lack any legitimating or moralizing framework, and are unlikely to be laundered as easily as it was in 2008 if and when the Democrats return to power. In the eyes of the world, the US is no longer “the cause of all mankind”, but its scourge. Reanimating stalled pretensions to racial progress, or other such bargain basement promises, will not absolve the empire this time. The town capitalists and plantation patriarchs are in the saddle – while our revolutionary inheritance, Paine’s “universal struggle for liberty”, awaits its next reinvention.








