Sunday, June 7, 2009

Believe It Or Shove It, Things Could Be Worse

We could have become our maternal grandfather, seen below in the Peninsula Mirror for Friday, October 23, 1936. In the middle w/ the comb-over. Photos of him at a younger age bear quite a resemblance to us, so we are relatively happy not to have inherited the MPB genetic set-up. We do have other complaints about our ancestors & genetic heritage, but at least we have our mane.

Possibly worse? We'll transcribe it to save you the trouble: "G. O. P. HIGH COMMAND PLANS CLOSING WEEK'S ACTIONAn intensive precinct by precinct canvass of Palo Alto voters is now underway under the auspices of the local Republican Club under the direction of its officers shown in this picture. (Left to right) Mrs. C. E. Henry, office manager; E. P. Cashel, member County G. O. P. committee; Kent Thoits, second vice-president of the club and president of the Young Republicans; [Name redacted, because few know us, & we aren't making it any easier for you bastards!], club president; O. A. Compe[?], first vice-president; Leroy Taylor, secretary." In 1936, he was a yr. or two older than we are now. And in all that time, we've never been involved in any group that's more than vaguely organized, & certainly nothing nearly as awful as the presidency of the local Republican Club. (Haven't even been arrested since 1973. Got popped twice that yr., in S. F & in L. A. In a span of four months, yet. Maybe not the best example.) Though we'll admit we've favored candidates who did no better than the Landon-Knox ticket.

Bonus News from Way In The Past (NB: Paid for by Grandfather Bouffant's Palo Alto Republican Club): We suppose the candidate this guy was running against was an actual member of the Socialist Party, as opposed to today's Obama Imaginary Socialist Party. The truth of the Republocrat Party is revealed here. The ruling classes will quickly combine to defeat any perceived threat to their grip on everything.(How much longer must we type here, resisting fascism, to atone for all the sins of our ancestors?)

2 comments:

Larry Harmon said...

Note the sign for Alf Landon behind him. Your family always did back winners......
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M. Bouffant said...

Election Editor Agrees:

Yep, Hoover to Barry Goldwater, and all they got was Ike. Don't remember the P. U.s being as ecstatic over the Nix as over AuH2O as party standard bearer though.