'Twas
exactly seven yrs. ago today:
At Last, Something Has So Irritated Me That I Wasted Even More of My Life Starting a "Weblog" to Bitch & Moan About It!!
Have yet to scratch it satisfyingly, so I'll keep at it. Also wailing, along w/ the bitching & moaning.
8 comments:
More stuff to bitch and wail about.
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Still going strong.
Congratulations, you're not dead or in prison.
Here's to another seven...
Faint Praise Editor:
not dead or in prison
"You ask me
If I have ever been to prison
Been to prison?
Your world
Of murderers and thieves
Of hatred and jealousy
Of death ...
And you ask me
If I have ever been to prison
I answer, yes
I am still there
Tryin' to escape ..."
— Mutabaruka
Holy wall of text, Batman!
Do today's bigFailma advertisements enrage you more, or less? The ones I'm currently most annoyed/amused by are the "up your game" ones for something that replaces warfarin for blood thinning. Don't know why, they're just especially loathsome to me for some reason.
Drugs Editor:
I like those; I always crack up thinking of someone taking rat poison to keep their blood flowing.
That Boniva crap Sally Field was pimping disappeared. Side effects, or did the patent run out?
One that really got me was Howlin' Wolf's ghost singing "Smokestack Lighting" for boner pills.
Also Too Ed.:
I don't remember if there were paragraph breaks in the original that have disappeared, but column width was less in those days & it may have scanned better then.
And it was yellow (or green?) text on a black background, too. So, you know.
I like those; I always crack up thinking of someone taking rat poison to keep their blood flowing.
Yeah, I wonder if they originally developed the new product as a drug, or a pesticide.
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