Sunday, May 25, 2014

Goateed Austerity Goon

People who pay attention to assholes on the iNternet (Hey, I'm both!) will probably have noted that iNternet asshole Michael Kinsley, off everyone's radar for a while because mediocrity is his game, has opened his idiot yap & licked the spittle of the wealthy, the powerful & the just plain old government for whom he toadies. (Note to self: Synonyms for lickspittle & toady should be called into use soon.) And if you needed proof of his hackitude, look what was surrounding his yap when he opened it: A wingnut face-mullet.
Is he still waiting for it to come in? This reporter could grow a better one. Ugly tie, too. (Like his soul.)
We recently noted that many right wing ninnies, reactionaries & theocrats had adopted this style, which, 30+ yrs. ago may have been frightening (SATAN! DEMONS!) or something for about half-an-hr., but now has already been sported & thrown in history's dustbin by such forward-looking luminaries as brain-dead Scientologist John Travolta. And that was some yrs. ago.

So has Kinsley completely lost it? Textual Analysis indicates he never had it, & has been a tool in the firm grip of the rulers since he found how just easy sucking up was. Probably at the Cranbrook School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, also the alma mater of Mitt Romney. Hullabaloo goes historical, w/ quotes from The Kinz which immediately deflate the opening line here:
People tell me — they insist, in fact — that there was a time, long ago, when Michael Kinsley wrote good columns and had interesting things to say.
Except the typist there, not being an idiot like Kinsley, didn't mean a word of it.

Unspeakable sack of suck-up. I hope the asshole fucking twitches to death.

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