Same Shit, Different Shithole

Here's your world-wide dia-fucking-lectic: Hicks in the sticks vs. humanoid city dwellers. A never-ending war w/ which the city dwellers will have to deal, because (some of them) are capable of reason.

Ukip results reveal divide between London
and rest of England

Experts estimate Ukip has polled just 7% in the capital,
compared with more than 20% in the rest of the country

Just shut up & grow, harvest & slaughter our food for us, if you morons haven't inbred yourselves to a condition where you can't even handle that. Obviously rural clowns are incapable of voting. Damn rube morons.

While I'm pissed at everything, what, Guardian, is this bit where you turn acronyms into fucking words? It's not "Nasa," or "Nato," it's N.A.S.A. & N.A.T.O. (If you aren't purists I suppose we'll let you get away w/ not using the periods.) likewise this "Ukip" crap. Fucking Limeys.

(Hey, this may have solved any how-to-wrap-shit-up-cleverly problem. Just a quick insulting dismissal of who, what or whomever. As we did w/ "Pig." two items down.)