Showing posts with label Total Buffoonery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Total Buffoonery. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
Today's Dull
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M. Bouffant
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21:33
Almost three insufferable hrs. in the outside world & nothing happened beyond flashing lights.
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
Summer Re-Run Time
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M. Bouffant
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12:57
So effing exhausted, & sick & tired of typing crap here for neither reason nor reward. And of course every time I express myself &/or the truth I am at risk of being taken into custody & condemned to the psychiatric gulag, Soviet-style. What a shithole country. Proud of yourselves? Or just so fucking dense you have no fucking idea what's going on around you?
Here's a good one, from October 2009:"Easy". Same paranoid sissy-pants bullshit for decades. You fucking cretins, I despise you all!!
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Fake News Round-Up
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M. Bouffant
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16:21
These people certainly know from smearing & disgusting summaries.
Not saying there aren't good parts.
All in the eye of the beholder. Some beholders might need their vision corrected w/ a smack across the face. W/ a 2x4.John Nolte / Breitbart:
Netflix Smears ‘Gone with the Wind’ as Racist, Refers Viewers to Black Lives Matter — If you look for the 1939 masterpiece Gone with the Wind on Netflix, you'll be smacked across the face as a racist and scolded into seeking out the far left-wing radicals in Black Lives Matter.
Washington Times: Netflix description for ‘Gone with the Wind’ cites Black Lives MatterAmanda Harding / The Daily Wire: Netflix Slaps Bizarre Disclaimer On ‘Gone With The Wind,’ Plugs Black Lives MatterCullen Linebarger / The Gateway Pundit: Netflix Sparks Anger After Social Media Users Notice the Company's Disgusting Summary of All-Time Classic Film “Gone with the Wind”Fred Topel / UPI: ‘Gone with the Wind’ coming to 4K UHD in November
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
"For Jah Never Made No King
To Rule Mankind"
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M. Bouffant
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20:26
Tim Scott: I wish more people in our party realized that President Trump is the ruler of the free world…. Just like Lindsey Graham did. pic.twitter.com/Ntv7lzBT7S
— Acyn (@Acyn) July 14, 2026
Monday, July 13, 2026
How Do They Do It?
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M. Bouffant
at
18:13
Originally expected Friday the 17th; now, tomorrow!How does it get to Avondale from Bethpage (just northeast of Levittown) in 42 hrs. & one min.? Flown to PHX, then to Avondale for sorting, & is then trucked to Los Angeles? Hell of a lead-foot to get it to L.A. in four hrs. & 47 mins. Maybe it's flown from PHX to LAX & takes that long to be scanned. As if anything makes any sense anymore.
Anyway, Tues. beats Fri. Shameless plug for TrainWorld; good prices, large selection, & shipping one's stuff by USPS beats the glibertarian weasels at FedEx & UPS by days! My patience grows thinner as I mature.
In other interactions w/ the outside world, fuck alla you moronic chumps. My patience grows razor-thin dealing w/ lying cheats, scumbags & rat bastards.
And to hell w/ the law that won't allow Home Despot to deliver spray paint. (Although Rust-oleum shipped me spray cans directly from Illinois that I ordered from Home Despot.) Now I have to drag my recently scrawny ass to the actual store & wait for an orange-aproned wage-slave to unlock the heavy-duty orange cage it's kept in.
What a fascinating existence. And why do I share this? Rocking live version.
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Inanity & Idiocy Become Exponential
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M. Bouffant
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18:47
Stupidest thing ever? Sounds familiar.Do these buffoons live in an '80s &'90s cartoon universe? Shouldn't they be reading their "Good Book" (All other books are bad, dontcha know!?!) rather than watching telebision?
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Mounjaro® & Moi
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M. Bouffant
at
16:21
Why I laugh & laugh (Sneer, even!) at your pathetic need for food. See? Breatharianism works!
Note visible sternum, & hiatal hernia around navel. Not the one in the groin that is irritating. And tightened belt. Have gone from a 42" (107 cm.) to a 38" (96 cm.) waist & lost about 50 lbs. (23 kg.) in two yrs.
I now pay US$47.00/month for the stuff, but have literally no appetite. It's a struggle to consume a whole banana at one time; have to bag the remainder & refrigerate it until later. Occasionally I'll eat half a slice of toast (current loaf is "best if used by 6 May") or have a slice of cheese for protein. Haven't had or wanted meat for months now.
My only exercise is walking. No car, no moolah for Big Oil. (Gas & groceries? Wise up already!) Net result? Having paid all creditors their monthly pound of flesh, there is $1,150+ in the checking acc't. Barring disaster or emergency, I can't imagine necessary expenses being over $250, leaving me w/ 900 bones to blow on anything my foolish heart desires. Charity, maybe?
No, Eli Lilly and Company ("A Medicine Company") aren't paying for this, but I'll gladly take my money back from them if they're looking for a testimonial from a "real person" who is an "actual user".
| I'm like a death camp inmate. |
Thursday, July 2, 2026
Thurs. Throbber
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M. Bouffant
at
12:34
The Weekend Starts Now!!*
*Well, 25-30 yrs. ago it did. Now every day is Saturday.
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Live Tee Vee
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M. Bouffant
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21:51
E.K. Sez "Bullshit"!
"E.K." being Dodger telebision analyst Eric Karros.The DVR: Can't live w/o it. And hey, voice-over idiot, try pronouncing "veterans" as it's spelled, not "vetrins". It's almost as if you don't actually care.Saturday, June 27, 2026
Added Sat. Freak Out
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M. Bouffant
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18:27
I should've held yesterday's Freak Out for today, as Freak Out! was released 60 (Count 'em) 60 yrs. ago today. I see there's a docmentary for which Apple wants money.Standard rental $4.99, HD a buck more, HD purchase $12.99, standard $9.99.
Here's another thing you could watch about those halcyon days of yore when ...Sorry, no one seems to know where Part 1 is. I'm certainly beyond caring.
Saturday, June 20, 2026
Dep't. Of Schadenfeude
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M. Bouffant
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16:21
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| Alright, it's a dumpster, not a "can". Available as a file for your 3-D printer, only US$3.00. |
You Suck, We Hate You, Please Die!
There's nothing inside that boy. Changes names, religions & politics at the drop of a hat. Not to be trusted.Brendan Rascius / The Independent:
Two websites restrict reviews of JD Vance's book after savage critiques — JD Vance's new book is a memoir about his conversion to Catholicism — Two websites have restricted or banned reviews of Vice President JD Vance's new book following a stream of savage critiques.
Alexander Willis / Raw Story: Torrent of awful reviews drowns JD Vance's new book: ‘Reads like garbage can’Catherine Bouris / The Daily Beast: Brutal Vance Book Reviews Force Sites Into Drastic Action
Thursday, June 18, 2026
"Sauerkraut!"
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M. Bouffant
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20:26
Only number I can think of w/ "sauerkraut". I have got to stop paying attention to the outside world & its inane droning bullshit, lies & stupidity. Unfortunately, it surrounds me & I'm drowning in it.
Yes, "a diet of grass-fed meat and fermented foods". Where do people even get ideas like this? The mind boggles.Wall Street Journal:
Everyone in Trump's Cabinet Is Eating Sauerkraut — JD Vance, RFK Jr. and other officials swear by a diet of grass-fed meat and fermented foods, even when the sulfurous odors cause friction at home
Solange Reyner / NewsMax.com: WSJ: Trump Officials Embrace Sauerkraut DietNikki Schwab / Daily Mail: Pungent sauerkraut diet fad is sweeping Trump's Cabinet - and one man is resisting itCate Martel / The Hill: Vance defends Trump's controversial Iran dealTravis Gettys / Raw Story: ‘Bet it smell crazy in there’: White House's sauerkraut fad triggers revulsionMargaret Hartmann / New York Magazine: Sure, the Trump Cabinet's Weight-Loss Secret Is Definitely ‘Sauerkraut’Trinity Gentry / The Daily Wire: RFK Sparks Diet Craze In The President's Cabinet
Friday, June 12, 2026
Friday Freak Out
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M. Bouffant
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13:13
Per the composer: "This is a song about King Kong. The Americans brought him to New York City, made a few bucks off him, and then they killed him". I remember Frank was ticked because Jim Pons' bass track had been erased when the Lennon-Onos were mixing it for their purposes (Klaus Voormann dubbed the bass on Some Time in New York City.) but he didn't mention stolen credit. It may have been before Some Time was released. In the long run, of course, almost all involved are dead.
And now I see the Mothers' version wasn't released until 1992.
Down an effing rabbit hole there. Can't believe how long it takes. What a waste of my beautiful mind & time.
The John Lennon Fillmore East ControversyThe song is also widely known for a dispute over copyright and royalties.
- The Performance: Zappa's band played a legendary set at the Fillmore East in June 1971, which John Lennon and Yoko Ono joined unannounced.
- The Agreement: Both artists were given access to the concert tapes for their own separate projects.
- The Plagiarism: When Lennon released Some Time in New York City in 1972, Zappa’s "King Kong" was included, renamed as "Jamrag," and credited to Lennon and Ono. Zappa was never compensated.
- Zappa's Statement: In subsequent interviews, Zappa expressed disappointment. He noted: "It's got a melody, it's got a bass line; it's obviously an organized song. Little bit [sic] disappointing.".]
Monday, June 8, 2026
Clarification
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M. Bouffant
at
14:33
O.K., this is a Brit Rail layout, but in Thailand, explaining the giant centipede, which is dying from regular fumigation.
Only insects that have visited my layout are small spiders, & I do blow them away, but w/ breath, not spray.A bite from a giant centipede is incredibly painful and requires medical attention; whilst we do all we can to preserve all insects in the shed, sometimes there are casualties.
Sunday, May 31, 2026
Sage Burning
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M. Bouffant
at
19:29
Ritual cleansing of tunes from the'60s & '70s being used to advertise fucking air-polluting shitmobiles. An admission there's been little good music made in the last forty-odd yrs.?
Enjoyably stupid fun, & it does rock. Produced by Todd Rundgren, which helps.Proto-punk from the Great Northwest. Tacoma, to be speccfic. The ad agency cut the opening "Hey little girl" line. And this rousing "Fuck You" to all the sheep in their boxes, also used to pimp wheels, which just just appeared on Sunday Nihght Baseball on the Nasty Broadcasting Company. "For families that don't fit in a box." A selective edit of a cover. Can't handle the truth. I hope the royalties are going to a decent cause, or at least a descendant, as Reynolds was the socialist type.
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
"Yeeeeessssss?"
by
M. Bouffant
at
12:27
When Tee Vee Was King
Kills me every time. Plenty more on YouTube; do your own research.Just saw this, for Saurday 19 November 1955. More Weterns than you could shake a six-shooter at, & Yma Sumac on Stage Show w/ the Dorsey Bros. In Jan. '56 Elvis Presley made his first national telebision appearance on the program.[Sedelmaier obit from Off the Kuff.]New Jersey Online:
Donald Newhouse, who inherited a media empire, led Advance Publications' newspaper and cable TV divisions, and was Newark Star-Ledger president, dies at 96 — Donald E. Newhouse, who as President of The Star-Ledger and head of Advance Publications' newspaper group presided over a prolonged period …Jeff Jarvis / BuzzMachine: BuzzMachine — I am terribly saddened at word of the death of Donald Newhouse …
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
70 Yrs. Ago Today
In Railroading History
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M. Bouffant
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20:26
Saturday, May 16, 2026
Friday, May 15, 2026
Pearls Clutched & Panties In A Twist
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M. Bouffant
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22:26
| Not that this web-log is in any way opposed to grilling. |
All very funny. It certainly wasn't "homeless fires" that started the Eaton fire, it was SoCalEd's high-tension power lines. The Palisades fire was set by a deliberate arsonist, & smoldered for a wk. because the L.A. City Fire Dep't. didn't fully extinguish it. Homeless people are forced to use fire, but their fires are usually in concrete-lined river bottoms & burn little but brush.Jamie Paige / New York Post:
LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban
Jennifer Oliver O'Connell / RedState: LA Mayoral Hopeful Blames Your Carne Asada—Not Homeless Fires—for Wildfire RiskGrateful Calvin / twitchy.com: From Our Singed, Smoked Hands! Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs in Los AngelesNatalie Sandoval / The Daily Caller: Spencer Pratt's Opponents Propose Dentists For Meth Heads, Ban On Backyard BBQsDmitri Bolt / Townhall: Nithya Raman Wants to Ban What? See Her Latest Proposed Fire Prevention PolicyAce of Spades HQ: Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American NormiesBritta Miller / Washington Examiner: Spencer Pratt roasts Nithya Raman in barbecue video
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