Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Close Call For Leaf-Blowing Slob

Minutes after the death of the roaches below, the lazy slob w/ the gas blower came by the window. Fortunately (for him) I was already awake. What he's doing is still a violation of something, even if it didn't wake me. Had he actually awakened me, he would be walking around w/ that thing blowing up his lazy slob ass.
So, a second complaint is on its way, & if he's out there next Tuesday, uh, I can count on you all for bail money, right?

5 comments:

mikey said...

Seems like you could get him with an IED and nobody would even know it was you...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Obviously, M.B. needs a drone.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
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Weird Dave said...

I'll throw in five bucks.

M. Bouffant said...

Zero-Tolerance For Anything Editor:
Now that I've established his sched. & complained to the appropriate agency twice (This time I wrote down the complaint number.) if he shows next wk. despite warnings allegedly being sent to the bldg., I will have the cops there the following Tues. (I hope.) If that doesn't work out, that E-Z Off I.E.D. may be waiting for him, but in the driveway on the other side of that dump, where he starts his route.

Or I could try to citizen's arrest him & let the air out of him if he resists arrest.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So I knuckled under to google-typepad fascism and loogied in using "google +".

I tried to limit everything I agreed to. Just before I was finally in, it said, "agree to give the app access to your device when the power is off" or some such. I meant to take a screecap of that shit, but I'd clicked o.k. already.
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