Election Report

Don't vote for this tree-murdering & smirking piece of political crap. He's already sent four glossy mailers, + one from the California Farm Bureau Federation Fund to Protect the Family Farm (FARMPAC®). "Not authorized by a candidate or a committee controlled by a candidate," my ass.

And this power-mad fuck has bought his way onto at least four bogus "endorsement" mailers. What a shit.

Note well the "Budget Watchdogs" slate has fucking Republicans on it. Marshall Tuck doesn't have to reveal his party (Superintendent of Public Instruction is a "non-partisan" office) but let's take a look at his qualifications:

Privatizer and Poverty Pimp Marshall Tuck is not qualified to be CA State Superintendent of Public Instruction

If you live in the State of California, under no circumstances consider Marshall Tuck for State Superintendent of Schools. Neoliberal education privatizer Tuck is angling for Torlakson's seat, but the only thing he should be doing is a lifetime of hard labor for crimes against the students and families of Los Angeles. Tuck’s callous and racist closure of heritage language programs and ethnic studies programs at PLAS must be brought up over and over, not to mention his abject failure at Green Dot Corporate Charters. Non-educator Marshall Tuck should never be allowed near schools ever again!

Whoooo! BURN!!

But who has our endorsement? Not necessarily whom one might suspect, from these suspects:

I'm hoping comedy trumps evangelism here. "Parent" Sandra Mendoza can go to hell (I am not in the least impressed that, like any common fucking bacteria or insect, you actually managed to reproduce, Sandy.) & I think we all know what use "community organizers" are, unless they are organizing for violent overthrow of all authority, everywhere. (I'm waiting, community organizers. You have to wise up sooner or later. Don't you?)

I would guess that pathetic politician Santiago will win (no Republicans even bother to run in this righteous district) because he has whored himself for enough money to send crap to the voters already. (Nothing from any other candidate yet.) Great, huh? Bought & sold before he's even elected.