Friday, May 16, 2014

All Hail The American Spring

As soon as you stop laughing & get off the floor, hail their asses. All 50 million of 'em. (Alternate crowd estimate: All 300 of the 27%, in all their glory.)

Then listen to two ++real Americans speak of their nation, which is located in the Northern Hemisphere, & is therefore currently in the grip of Spring!
O.K., not thousands exactly. And where were the drones? Those Springers are all morons, but I must admit Obama & Holder are pathetic weaklings when they aren't using fascism to shove demon worship & communism up America's obese pasty white ass.

Hey, I ain't saying Stalin was right all the time either, but at least Uncle Joe knew enough to put people whose paranoid delusions are expressed through politics in the mental institutions where they belong. You herd them together like the fucking sheep they are, arrest them all & charge them w/ sedition. When they start squawking about fringes on the courtroom flags, punctuation in the court documents & the county sheriff you determine they're mentally unable to assist in their defense & commit them someplace restful w/ barb-wire fences until they've wised up. (Might be a while, of course. Some might never leave.) Is it that fucking difficult, Mr. Att'y. Gen.?

P.-fucking-S.: A "false-flag operation" would have had more jerkwads show than this cluster-abstinence event. Every last one of you 100 Patriots™ should go home & jack off in your tricorne.

6 comments:

Weird Dave said...

Sorry. Haven't stopped laughing yet.

Weird Dave said...

Oh, and, I miss Frank.

mikey said...

They have a fundamental messaging problem.

They shout TYRANNY! We ask them for an example. They go UHHH, Health Insurance?

They squeal CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT. We ask them for an example. They say Voter ID and Gay Marriage. We point out that neither of them are forbidden by the constitution. They go UHHHH...

Weird Dave said...

Hey, don't forget those unconstitutional attempts to restrict how many bullets my gun is allowed to fire without reloading, Agenda 21, the nefarious New World Order plot to steal all our golf, and make us ride bicycles [Ed. note: Yay!], and chemtrails.

BadTux said...

Especially hilarious was the organizer's explanation for why less than a thousand people showed up: It was raining. The *PREVIOUS* day. The sun was shining on D.C. on Friday and all this weekend, but I guess the other 19,999,500 who didn't show up were afraid their hoverrounds would get stuck in the mud. Or somethin'.

Classic.

- Badtux the Amused Penguin

M. Bouffant said...

Yeah, I was missing the old bastard too. He sure 'nuff could express disgust w/ these United Snakes like few others.

I read that the "chat room" for the OAS consisted of 20 or 30 people who were not very interested in anyone else's opinions, even their fellow loons.

Speaking of the OAS, it seems similar to the French version. Except the Froggies actually managed to set off bombs & tried to kill DeGaulle. However, "[b]y 1963, the main OAS operatives were either killed or in jail. Roger Degueldre, Claude Piegts and Albert Dovecar were executed by firing squad on 7 June 1962. Jean Bastien-Thiry, who had attempted the Petit-Clamart assassination on de Gaulle, but was not formally a member of the OAS, was also executed on 11 March 1963."

C'mon, Holder, whatcha waitin' for?