The Lies Never Stop

Where the hell's the giant fucking bogus matchstick I was promised? Do you see it in this picture? I don't!

Would've been attached to the newsrack on the left, if it had existed! "Why bother?" indeed. Last time I leave the bunker for anything. Stinking humanoids are beneath contempt, but I will nonetheless take the time to be contemptuous, because I am nothing if not a giving human being.

Ptui!!