If it isn't one thing, it's another ... & naturally this would happen on a Monday.
All of the (several) reasonable people in Southern California are appalled by the local tee vee stations that offer "news" dragging out the "STORMWATCH" graphics whenever more than half an inch or so of precip. is promised. This a.m., no sooner had we awakened in a puddle of our own perspiration & turned on the telly then we were confronted w/ a new one: "HEATWATCH" (because the mercury may hit triple [Fahrenheit] digits in some areas)!
Enough is enough we decided, we simply can not live any fucking longer in a hot sweaty world populated w/ cretinous drones. So we closed all the windows tightly & went to turn on the gas, BUT NO GAS! (We now sincerely hope that one of these fucks manages to blow up at least the apt. where they're messing w/ the gas, if not the whole damn bldg.) Talk about a last straw, our last nerve has been plucked. Whose fucking non-existence is it, anyway?
Then, adding insult to a pain in the ass, they fucking go around offering to light your pilot as if you're some fucking moron cave-dweller who hasn't mastered flame yet. We are so tired of you fucks. Just because you're an idiot doesn't mean all of us are imbeciles.