Saturday, May 4, 2013

Corporate Rock Report:
Not Gone Long Enough

Not improved w/ time or age: The Eagles, suddenly on our telebision; also suddenly plastered on construction site fences.Fuck them (& their 40th or whatever anniversary & this recent documentary, History Of The Eagles: The Story Of An American Band*) in every hole in their limp-dicked whiny harmonizing bodies. The first date we'd consider for letting them out is their hundredth anniversary. If we're dead & buried then (as they should be now).
"Classic?" Not even antique.
Did they eat the fifth one?

Pictures from their whore site.

*This is an American band. They'll tell you as much.

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