Best Reason Not To Own One

Not that we've any concern w/ our public or otherwise image, but we would not want to be confused w/ any of these brain-dead consumers.Does the crap being played during this load even qualify as music? Is that the kind of crap drones listen to on their little toys?

From its YouTube channel or whatever it's called:

About Apple

Apple designs the Mac, along with OS X, iLife, and iWork. It leads the digital music revolution with iPods and iTunes. It reinvented the mobile phone with iPhone and App Store. And it's defining the future of mobile media and computing with iPad.

Please. Lotta good "iLife" did for Steve Jobs. And fuck "iWork" w/ one of Jobs' shin bones. "iWork?" uSuck would be more accurate.