Just curious: Why is Major League Baseball pimping tix for The Lion King?
On a positive note, we no longer live w/in walking distance of the Pantages, & so will not be exposed to the crowds of bloated, 95% Anglo suburbanites that The Lion King attracted to Hollywood & Vine like moths to a flame on its first engagement there. Especially Saturdays, when they bring their awful mutant children to the matinees. Stay in your valleys, suburbians!
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You don't really need me to answer that question in your lede, do you?
Theatre Editor:
No, no you don't, but we're cursed w/a logical or rational mind & the connection escapes us. A Damn Yankees revival, sure. If Disney still owned the Angels, it could make sense.
But is this the right audience? Dudes don't watch The Lion King in their man-caves. (Certainly no doods we know do.)
All the other adverts we've gotten from MLB in a yr.+ have been for overpriced uniform/cap crap or overpriced view-every-game-ever-on-the-Internet-plan crap. We're confused.
Dudes don't watch The Lion King in their man-caves. (Certainly no doods we know do.)
I'm sure the furries rub one out to it in the privacy of their own homes every now and then.
Eeeeew!! Editor:
Eeeeek!! Entirely too much speculation.
Not sure furries qualify as "doods," either. (And certainly not as dudes.)
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