Friday, May 17, 2013

We Are A Shitty Person*

Now we won't have ol' Dick Trickle to make fun of any more.
The NASCAR community was shocked and saddened to hear about the loss of a man they call a true legend.

Richard "Dick" Trickle, who some claim is the "winningest" driver of all time, was found dead shortly after noon Thursday at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Boger City.

It's a place of significance for Trickle's family. His granddaughter was buried there after she was killed in a car accident in 2001.

Deputies say they received a 911 call from the NASCAR driver, but by the time they arrived they found him dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Shot himself at a cemetery. The cemetery in BoogerBoger City. One less trip for the hearse, to compensate for all the crap he pumped into the atmosphere during his racing career?
*This really is news to us, but after making fun of the late NASCAR driver for his name & for offing himself at the boneyard we realize we're actually worse than we imagined ourself. At least we resisted noting the irony of his granddaughter dying in an auto accident.


mikey said...

I'm gonna guess that ol' Dick was one helluva tough guy.

Can you imagine how mercilessly "Dick Trickle" was teased in school? He musta had to fight every damn day.

I suspect many of the jokes concerned The Clap. That would be my approach...

Weird Dave said...

We Are A Shitty Person

It's all relative.

Send anyone to a gas chamber lately?

Invade any countries that didn't deserve it lately?

Paw through any reporters private phone records lately?

Buy any cheep crap made by third world slave labor lately?