And what could be more appropriate for the capital of bullshit than a bit of security theater?
Turner takes the safety and security of our guests seriously. TCM security team members will occasionally, throughout the Festival [sic: Should be a comma after "Festival" if there's one after "occasionally."] conduct "Bag Checks" [Are these not actual "Bag Checks?" Why the quotation marks? Why the upper-case? We hate you for being so ignorant/dense or whatever your problem is, grade school drop-out typist. — Ed.] at selected venues and events. This measure is to take the appropriate precautions necessary to keep our events safe. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.We hope you Yankee fucks are all very, very proud that your country is such a piece of shit that people from all over the world want to blow it up, & none of you are safe anywhere. And how about that educational system?
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And fer fucks sake, encrypt the CRAP outta your data.
Trucrypt is free, and easy to use. If you take your shit outside and it's not encrypted with powerful tools, you're a fucking idiot and deserve to be tortured...
bag checks at events really aren't to prevent people from blowing the place up - although that's a side benefit. They're to prevent people from smuggling in booze so they won't buy it at the contracted concessionaire.
Early risers? How about those of us who have been up all night?
Sober For Months Editor:
Ah-hah! In our salad days we'd stick a pint of Wild Turkey down our pants before a night out. No one ever patted you down down there.
Graveyarders (We used to be one, be careful or you'll end up like us.) excluded, even if you do show up early & get in on whatever.
Thinking mikey may be in the wrong item.
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