Outsourcing

Oh, tough titty Rick Warren. Maybe you could stop being so judgmental; then people wouldn't judge you (& find you very wanting). And stop pretending humanity has any "purpose" beyond dying to provide nutrients for trees. Purpose didn't drive your life far enough to save sonny, did it?

Also, diagnostic skills:

In his statement to his congregation, Warren talked about how "only those closest knew that [Matthew] struggled from birth with mental illness, dark holes of depression, even suicidal thoughts."

From birth? Really? How does one diagnose depression in infants?

But, the idea here is to outsource. John Lee Hooker keeps it minimal:Can't even minimize outsourcing; too many versions to narrow it down: