Are there noProtect us, Lord, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch w Christ, & asleep, rest in his peace, alleluia.
— Kathryn Jean Lopez (@kathrynlopez) April 28, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Get Thee To A Nunnery, Already!
Oy gevalt, it's that crazy person again. It must be awful to live in fear of death 24/7, but all the spells in the world won't help this witch, no matter how many she casts.debtors prisonslunatic asylums?
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Objection. I believe the title would be better & more accurate were it to be "Get thee to a nunnery, asshole"
Prayer tweets = memetic dross.
Shouldn't it be "@Lord"? Is the Lord even on Twitter at all? I just tried creating a sock puppet @Lord account but they wouldn't let me. It turns out that Twitterers address @Lord, @Jesus etc. all the time, though. It would be fun to answer prayers, but above all to answer Kathryn Jean's. Wouldn't she be surprised!
X Names of God Editor:
That would be excellent. Have you tried Elohim, Yahweh, YHWH, Adonai, Jehovah, to name a few?
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