Saturday, April 20, 2013

Control Yourself. Control Yourself.
Stop Killing People! Stop Killing People!

Another religious personage (Kidding! It's just grifter Tony Perkins scaring the pants off the rubes.) weighs in on control issues:

Keep your guns in your pants!
Just say no to drugs & murder!
If Congress wants to stop these tragedies, then it has to address the government's own hostility to the institution of the family and organizations that can address the real problem: the human heart. As I've said before, America doesn't need gun control, it needs self-control. And a Congress that actively discourages it--through abortion, family breakdown, sexual liberalism, or religious hostility--is only compounding the problem.

A short & slippery slope from sexual liberalism to mass murder, & the line from one to the other is crystal clear.
Of course, some will say--and I agree--that transforming the culture is the church's job. But that doesn't mean that there isn't a place at the table for Christians in the gun debate. Not only did Jesus tolerate weapons, he instructed His disciples to buy them! In Luke 22:36, we read, "He said to them... if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." Jesus did rebuke Peter for being too quick on the draw (John 18:11), recognizing that the weapons of our warfare are not carnal-but spiritual.
Will the blatantly hypocritical Perkins ever remove his head from his ass, wipe the shit from his eyelids & realize there's not a hair's breadth of daylight between his Jesus-oriented religious foolishness & that of someone who murders & maims in the name of Mohammedan values & self-control? Of course not; that would imply honesty & positive values on Preacher Perkins' part, but his concerns start & end w/ "If it works for the Taliban it'll work for the Family Research Council, right Jesus?"

Title: cf.

4 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Tsarnaev was a right-wing religious fanatic, why can't Perkin's own up to that?

Yastreblyansky said...

Jesus did rebuke Peter for being too quick on the draw (John 18:11), recognizing that the weapons of our warfare are not carnal-but spiritual.

Hey, are they trying to ban spiritual semi-automatics?

M. Bouffant said...

Spiritual Warfare Editor:
We're confuzzled too. Spirit guns? What the hell?

jim said...

"Turn the other cheek ... sure, it's a temporary tactical loss, but how else can you get your shank out fast enough?"