Sunday, April 21, 2013

L.A. To Clinton: "Who Asked You?"

Political blowhard & disgraced former President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton just opened his fat mouth & insulted a community of millions. What's his fucking problem, anyway?
"We can't tolerate … the kind of low turnout you all have in these mayors' races," Clinton said of the 20.8% of registered voters who cast ballots in the March primary. "It's ridiculous. There are too many people in Los Angeles, of all ages, that have a big stake in the future.
Really Bill? Because it seems to us that if people had a big stake in the future (A big headstone, sure, but let's face it: The "future" is a crock that holds nothing but death.) they might vote. If they don't vote it's pretty much definitional that they have no future, let alone a stake (or any interest at all) therein.

Sad (Pathetic, even.) that it takes such a shitheel to point out what a shithole L.A. is.

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'd move to L.A. and vote, and even make speeches about it!

IF I could get paid $100 million for those speeches, like President Deregulate Wall Street has.
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M. Bouffant said...

Retirement Editor:
The Secret Service & other perks should be pulled if any of those voted-out fucks make more'n US$1,000/mo. And what they make should reduce their pensions commensurately.