Friday, April 19, 2013

Suspects Confirmed as Reactionary Religious Fundamentalists

Suspect 1 might as well have beeen a Tea Party member:
This crap sounds awfully familiar:
Tamerlan says he doesn't drink or smoke anymore. "God said no alcohol." A muslim, he says: "There are no values anymore," and worries that "people can't control themselves."
Substitute fundamentalist Christian wack-job murderer for "muslim" & there is no difference.

Photo source. From a Twit, via No More Mister Nice Blog.

6 comments:

mikey said...

To the extent they kill and brutalize in the name of some silly just so stories told by ancient farmers to explain a world far beyond their simple understanding, there is no difference between christians, muslims, jews, buddhists and all the other fanatics. Personally, I prefer dealing with greedy thugs in it for the money - we can at least find a basis for negotiation...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Just goes to show you, NEVER trust someone who doesn't drink.

Substance McGravitas said...

And never trust anyone who does.

M. Bouffant said...

Judge-Style Editor:
And don't trust any one when you're drunk.

Weird Dave said...

All good advice.

I'll have some more Bulleit now.

jim said...

This's sure had one awfully infotaining aftermath ... makes you wonder if at some dim future date all the (thus far informal) Taliban/Al Qaeda endorsements of GOP policies will lead to some (more or less hilarious) simulacrum of shame from the Big Bosses of teh Jesus Brigades?

1. We feel totally icky about fucking you over.
2. Invisible Cosmic Utensil instantly gives us total redemption no matter what.
3. ?????
4. PROPHET!!!