What A Douche!

We just took our weekly shower. (Need it or not, we take it!) And we did need to wash the filth of Norm Coleman's ethernets from the sacred temple of our body. So we had few plans to jump into the filth again, until we encountered two sentences (one of them filthy) we felt should be shared as widely as possible, from Slate.

No. There is no doctor-approved way to strangle yourself while having sex or while masturbating.

Do you understand that? No doctor-approved way! So don't. (Exemptions allowed for right-wing political & religious figures whose bodies will be found w/ a rope around their necks & their hands we don't even want to know where.)