These United Snakes are certainly an exceptional nation, aren't they? I'd love to see Mr. America here demonstrate his patriotism by, oh, "staring down" a foreign car on a freeway, let's say. Or (if nature is such an affront to "America") he could just visit a forest & wave his flag at the trees.
Shirtless man stares down Hurricane Florence with American flag in hand: 'Just being free and American'
Final wonderment: Is shirtlessness vital to the project? Fox seems awfully impressed therew/.