Fear Of A Tasty Burger
Even Clownhall is embarrassed by valiant culture warrior Schlichter, if putting the disclaimer at the very top is any indication. And they should be, w/ typist Kurt desperately scraping around the bottom of the culture war mayonaise jar looking for more goo to fling. Don't give them the satisafaction of clicking; he starts by abusing Sloppy Joes, fer-gawds-sake, as if they were even in the burger category. Philistine.
Liberal Elites Are Even Ruining Hamburgers And They Must Be Stopped
Anyway, Kurt, let me know when someone holds a gun to your empty head & makes you eat somewhere other than Mickey D.'s (or The Olive Garden, for special occasions) or if you're ever at a casual dining experience where they sneak something you can taste into your chow. Until then, these United Snakes remain a free-range country, so just keep your nose out of America's food & your yap shut.
NB: Don't get me wrong. I despise foodies at least twice as much as the next vermin on the iNternet (see the "Nausea" label) but who the hell doesn't like a burger w/ something other than bland Amurkin rat cheese? Totally nekulturny.