Friday, September 21, 2018

Self-Parody Dep't.

Fear Of A Tasty Burger


Liberal Elites Are Even Ruining Hamburgers And They Must Be Stopped

Kurt  Schlichter
Posted: Sep 20, 2018 12:01 AM

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Even Clownhall is embarrassed by valiant culture warrior Schlichter, if putting the disclaimer at the very top is any indication. And they should be, w/ typist Kurt desperately scraping around the bottom of the culture war mayonaise jar looking for more goo to fling. Don't give them the satisafaction of clicking; he starts by abusing Sloppy Joes, fer-gawds-sake, as if they were even in the burger category. Philistine.

Anyway, Kurt, let me know when someone holds a gun to your empty head & makes you eat somewhere other than Mickey D.'s (or The Olive Garden, for special occasions) or if you're ever at a casual dining experience where they sneak something you can taste into your chow. Until then, these United Snakes remain a free-range country, so just keep your nose out of America's food & your yap shut.
NB: Don't get me wrong. I despise foodies at least twice as much as the next vermin on the iNternet (see the "Nausea" label) but who the hell doesn't like a burger w/ something other than bland Amurkin rat cheese? Totally nekulturny.

1 comment:

BigHank53 said...

Trust Schlicter to miss the forest for the trees yet again. The despicable thing about foodies isn't the food, no matter how twee they get with heirloom variety kale: it's the goddamn self-congratulatory smugness with which they prate endlessly about said kale. I'm happy that they found something they like to go eat it and shut the hell up, please.

Though honestly, one can see why he'd rather bitch about hamburgers than self-congratulatory smug prating. I guess he does have some self-awareness.