I Will Cut Your Tires (& You)

I was just about to see if any of these crowd-funding shit-sites were free enough to allow me to be honest about my need for a gun to teach a lesson to the next jagoff what looks at me cross-eyed (or runs his illegal leaf-blower outside my window) but then I was reminded that knives can be satisfying, & don't need to be reloaded, either. Nor do cars, come to think of it. Well, yeah, but you can squashsolve a lot of problems before having to gas up again.

An angry man in Santa Monica went on very thorough tire-slashing rampage through Ocean Park neighborhood this weekend.

It started around 3 a.m. on Sunday when the suspect got into an argument with some employees at a surf shop on Main Street called ZJ Boarding House, according to KTLA. He went outside and slashed the tires on an employee's van, but he didn't stop there. He then went next door to the Sea Shore Motel where he was caught on a security camera slashing the tires of cars of about 20 cars in the parking lot, but he didn't stop there either. He turned to the residential area nearby where he continued slashing the tires.

Most of the cars (and SUVs and Priuses) hit were on prime oceanside property on Hart and Hollister avenues. About 80 tires were destroyed altogether, and AAA was very busy the morning after.

Fucking car-owning air-polluting assholes got a small portion of what they deserve. At least a few of them must have had to delay their on-going murder of our planet for a few mins.