Tomorrow evening, the cream of our nation's mainstream media celebrities, political celebrities, and celebrity celebrities will put on tuxedos and evening gowns and gather in a ballroom in Washington, DC to mutually give one another handjobs ...and those people deserve to be blown from the face of the earth. At the very least every last one of them should be rounded up & made to perform physical labor or work for minimum wage in a job so miserable they will beg for the sweet release of death.
*We're not doctrinaire on this. They're in an enclosed space; chaining the exits shut & lighting the dump on fire/sending poison gas through the air conditioning (or both) works for us. (Waiters &c. out first, of course.)
Golly, one may ask, where does a nice fellow like ourself get all these violent ideas? It's as if we lived in a society of vicious killer apes who wallow in violence 24 hrs. a day. But that's just silly. This is, after all, the best of all possible worlds. (If that were true it would be the best pro-suicide argument ever!)
2 comments:
Handjobs? NO HUMMERS?!?!?
Those sequesters are really hell.
Economic Editor:
All must cut back, but some must cut more than others.
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