Sunday, June 17, 2012

Bang, Whimper, Whatever, Let's Roll!

Lovely illustration, & good news. Astronomers had theorized it'd be five billion yrs. before Sol gets too hot for humanoids & burns out, but there's a new estimate.
When? The unstoppable spread of deserts may start in just a hundred million years. An eyeblink!
We feel better already.

Otherwise too fucking long; probably not much the disaster aficionado isn't already aware of & hoping for.

5 comments:

mikey said...

I've pretty much pinned my hopes on the Hayward Fault...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Squid-shark hybrids.
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M. Bouffant said...

Earth Editor:
Hybrids from the center of the earth after the fault has ripped the Bay floor wide open!!

Been 18 yrs. down here & 23 up there since a serious quake. We're almost due again.

Weird Dave said...

Oh, please.

It is going to be Yeshua ben Miriam come down from the sky on a flaming white horse to save my stupid, unworthy, unappreciative, and ignorant ass.

And kill all you fuckers in the process.

M. Bouffant said...

Rumor Editor:
Thought Romney was going to be the guy on the flaming white horse. You gotta keep your mythology updated.