Thursday, June 21, 2012

Sweet Blood Of Jesus!!

We thought we were a pathetic unhappy loser, but luckily for our self-esteem, there is always Kathryn Jean Lopez, as viewed through Alex Pareene's jaundiced eye. (Our emphasis.)
Lopez just seems damaged, and dumb. All of modern life plainly makes her miserable. She seems happy only at Mass, which she frequently live-tweets. Her Twitter feed, which used to be made up primarily of normal people things like baseball and the weather, is now often just an odd series of often slightly differentiated links to her articles, all of which have bizarre, obscure headlines, and all of which are about how degraded and horrible society is, besides the pope, who is swell.
We feel so much better about ourself now.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Did you see Sadly, Non!'s latest?
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Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

M. Bouffant said...

Pity Editor:
We've scanned more than one link to it, & there were, if not many, several commenters at various sites who were empathetic w/ the poor sad woman. Perhaps you & they aren't History's Greatest Monsters. Almost.