Thursday, June 7, 2012

Convert, Or We Put Out Your Eyes

This sad sockpuppet for his parents' neuroses or worse has been around the Internet for his 15 mins. of fame twice already, but one may occasionally miss things while retrieving one's jaw from the floor.This caught our attention when we read it (Try it sometime!):
“When you’re trying to teach them the word of God and they consider it bullying, yeah, I find that a big problem with not being allowed to convert other people to my religion,” he said.
The devil-inspired First Amendment: Big problem. (Solution? THEOCRACY NOW!)

It's not entirely fair to pick on a picture of a young man whose testes can't be more than half-way to useful, but he's already chosen to present himself like a spinster aunt who's had the same same-sex housemate for 20 yrs.; we merely present the image.
Puka shells or pearls?

9 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I find it offensive that he is reluctant to allow me to convert him to zombism.

M. Bouffant said...

Adolescent Behavior Editor:
Dunno, he seems to have swallowed his parental units' brains whole.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Reading exposes you to prions.
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Glennis said...

That's a young man who is going to come to an interesting awakening someday.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...or a newsworthy end.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Dunno, he seems to have swallowed his parental units' brains whole.


a small snack at best.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I didn't have the stones to click.

mikey said...

Pretty sure the nasty little fucker's got a whole bunch more money than I do...

M. Bouffant said...

Clicking Editor:
It was more offensive for lameness than anything else.

Few expenses living at home. Once he pays for the website & Internet radio show we doubt if he does better than break even.

That's assuming his parental units aren't covering the whole thing.